Colt gives her an ice tray in the shape of smiles. Joe gave her a dog scarf. Jimmy gives her a dirty card that says "I'm gonna give you a licking." Stacey refuses to read it because it's sexually suggestive and now she wonders if she's doing the right thing. She lives in a house with 14 men and she's kissed all of them multiple times. One of them gave her a massage already and another guy bought her massage products. Just making sure that the kettle and pot both know that they're black. Any grown woman in her right mind knows that the average 20 something year old man is not cut out for a relationship with a 40 year old woman. I hope that this is all an act on her part.
Kai gave her a jewelry box and Stacey is floored that he put that much thought into it.
Travis gave her a stuffed monkey and brings up his mom - AGAIN! He says she'd always bring him back a stuffed monkey when she'd go away. I'm starting to think that Travis doesn't even have a mother. I'm thinking he's really some beautiful orphan who makes up fanciful stories about his imaginary mother. The gift giving is over and Stacey picks Jersey Jon to get the first date. Root for the home team (Jersey)!
Stacey and Jon go to some bar/lounge. This is the dude that has everything except a woman. Jon says he walked into the store and picked the gift right away. In all fairness he does seem the most mature. Jon asks if she's been married and she says yes, twice. Holy crap! I didn't know that. He asks about her kids and she reveals that her oldest dauhter is 23 and the rest are 16, 13 and 10. He says it's great that she has four kids and he's stuttering like a man who just found out that his potential girlfriend has four kids.
Mici and Kelly mingle while Stacey's gone and Mici is not sure that she should fall in love with any of these guys. Especially the guys with whom he's exchanged numbers. Officer Nick decides to have a surprise birthday party. Colt is suspicious of Nick because he seems controlling. Now would be a good time to reiterate the fact that Officer Nick is a cop. What do you expect?
The guys start baking cakes and Jim is annoyed that they're hanging out with older people that he's not even attracted to. This guy is too funny. I've never heard of attraction being a factor in whether or not you will stand in the same room as another person. You'd think he doesn't have parents, aunts, uncles, a boss, or a neighbor over the age of 35 the way he talks.
Now it's time for the heartfelt part of the episode. Jon reveals that he has had no contact with his father since the age of 7. Stacey reveals that her daughter Leah was told she'd die without a liver transplant and Stacey lobbied for legislation to be changed to reinstitute funding for organ transplants for people under 20. The daughter got the transplant at the age of 9 and she is fine now. Hooray!
Just jokes. Jon seems like he might be one of the few guys mature enough to handle this type of convo. Could you see Jim "I see old People" discussing this. I wonder if Jim won't just up and volunteer to leave once he hears about the kids. So, Jon and Stacey get back to the cougar-villa and all of the guys are gathered for her party. Showing a complete lack of concern for Stacey's face, boobs, and local forests the guys put forty fully lit candles on the cake. Jim is just amazed at the fact that she blew them out with needing resuscitation. Mici's drunk as hell and makes a toast.
It's time for elimination which means more cringe inducing kisses. Stacey has to send two guys home tonight. Stacey lets Shakespeare JD go because he's shy and she wants someone outgoing. Guess what Stacey "I've been married twice and now I have to find love on TV" Anderson? You might need to try someone a little laid back. Jim "I hate old people" gets sent home. Stacey says that they don't have a connection. Stacey caught on to the fact that he wasn't there for her. She feels he was there for a laugh. Aren't we all?
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Comments (8)
I absolutely love to hate this show.
Your recap makes it even better.
From the first episode when she told the twin "I was going to give you the cheek anyway" I had a feeling that unlike the other shows in this genre it looks like the "prize" might be edited to look like a booby prize and the folks that signed up for this may just come out looking better.
Hoping so.
TC,R
1 of 8 | Posted by Robinez | Posted on April 24, 2009 10:16 PM
i am annoyed by stacey's immobile forehead as well. i think she should just pick jon from jersey and be done with it. none of the other dudes seem anywhere near mature enough to handle her and her 4 kids. please keep recapping b/c i can't stop watching this mess now!
2 of 8 | Posted by popeyelou | Posted on April 25, 2009 2:08 PM
It's LBoogie ya'll (wiki wiki wik) - Sorry, I really miss Lauryn Hill.
You actually forced me to re-register so I could post, that's how much I'm enjoying the recaps.
Coincidentally, whilst I was reading the recap last night, a rerun of the show came on TVLand. I kept the show on mute but I left it on so I would know who u were talking about.
My favourite part was how u captured her reaction to Kai's gift presentation: "Did u steal this? Please don't kill me!" I laughed for 5 minutes straight.
Keep up the great work.
3 of 8 | Posted by bdos88 | Posted on April 25, 2009 3:31 PM
I'm so glad you're enjoying them. Glad I'm not the only one who caught her facial expression on Kai's gift!
4 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:08 PM
popeyelou:
Jon is the only one (that they've featured so far) who seems mature but he did get a little nervous with that 4 kid thing. I think it might be a deal breaker. And don't worry, I'm gonna follow this sucker through to the end.
5 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:11 PM
Robinez:
Thanks for reading! Isn't this THE best waste of time on a Wednesday night? You might be onto something with your theory. I guess we'll find out soon enough....
6 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:22 PM
L Boogie, I love ur recaps. I've been a reader since first season of Laguna Beach and have been here ever since. I've read many recappers but since B-Side few have made me laugh like u and Cherrie. Yenta's Housewifes recapps are pretty awesome too. But LOL are u and Cherrie.
C'mon...the screen cap "so you could've had one less kid" That's effin awful but funny as hell!!!!!
I don't even watch this shit show but I'll continue reading.
7 of 8 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on April 26, 2009 9:42 AM
Wow, such a low budget show. It's obvious that the guys have absolutely NO interest in Stacy and are there just to get drunk and hang out. As I said before, the only winner is the twin that took himself out of the and didn't have to kiss that bo-toxic old hag!
8 of 8 | Posted by steph | Posted on April 27, 2009 6:52 PM