Vivica is the most impatient host in dating show history. Every week she calls the guys out and it's always like "Hurry up guys" or "Come on fellas, we don't have all day" or "Get your asses down here, I was in Independence Day and now I'm a game show host dammit!" You can totally tell that she wants to get the day over with so she can go home to do more important things.
For the first challenge this week....
Wait a minute, that was the beginning of 5 Guy Cream Pie and cougars don't have stripes. This week, there will be a kissing challenge although Stacey's kissed all of these guys as least 6 times each at this point. Being ground zero for the swine flu outbreak isn't enough for this show. The production staff is going for an all out pandemic. Each guy must kiss Stacey while she is blindfolded, cause her to swoon and preferably vomit. The two who do it the best will win a threesome, I mean a date. The Cougar would never have anything as interesting as a threesome. Ready?
Joe and Adam's kisses are really lame. Jimmy grabs Stacey's face and goes for it. Judging by Stacey's neck, she really enjoyed it. I guess.
Jimmy and Jon win the challenge and they go with Stacey to a wine tasting adventure. Stacey is really impressed with Jimmy. Jon is really awkward on the date and Stacey is becoming concerned at this point. In all fairness though, Jimmy says the wine leaves a moist taste in your mouth. First of all, moist is a sensation not a taste. Secondly, most guys don't like when the girl they're trying to shtup is also trying to be shtupped by the dude next to him. Newsflash Stacey: Jon's not so weird. Stacey has a challenge where the two guys have to run to a wine barrel and then roll it back. Jimmy, the too serious personal trainer, loses to Jon. LA Fitness is SO going to fire Jimmy for that.
Jon wins the one on one time and tells Stacey that he's usually the life of the party but its different here because he's focused on her. Stacey wants someone who interacts with people around her. Jon asks "You wanna see my fun side?" and then says "I'll show you my fun side." Normally this is the point when the guy does something really sexy, wacky or spontaneous. Stacey is eager with anticipation but Jon just looks at her. Finally he kisses her but that's not fun, that's the elimination ceremony.
Jimmy has one on one time with Stacey which I find amusing. What was the point of the wine barrel racing if both guys were going to get a date? Jimmy, who is waaayyy more serious than Jon in my opinion, shares how he loved a girl but she broke up with him while in college. Then he shares that his brother is so awesome and he starts crying. I told you he was too serious! I don't know about Stacey but I can't have a crying ass man laying all over me all the time. Then Jimmy says that he's getting urges and wants to nibble on her cheek. So he kisses her (badly) then takes off his shirt and throws Stacey on the bed. She's happy that he was so aggressive with her but remember when she was all pissed off when Austin gave her that gag gift about licking her? So I guess it's okay to be a pervert if you cry first. It really sucks when women give out those mixed signals.
Stacey skips the day's challenge because she needs more time with Adam and Travis. These two need to go ASAP. Travis is too young and gay for Stacey and Adam...well this is just getting redundant. Travis says that he is ready for a long term relationship because his last one was four years long.
Adam is asked how many sexual partners he's had.
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Comments (4)
I'm watching this crapfest because I am a reality tv junkie... duh! But I really can't get invested at all in this show. Even on the biggest train wreck, I can find something or someone to root for or against. But I really don't give a shit about her or the guys. It is SO obvious that she could never have a long term relationship with any of these guys. They are looking to win the show and maybe get laid... and maybe get some exposure on tv. I think she is just in it for the ego boost and the tv exposure. Oh yeah... and to maybe get laid. It isn't that I don't believe relationships can work with a big age difference... hell, I am 8 years older than my husband and we have been married (very happily!) for over 7 years.
I dunno. Maybe I'll watch for Vivica Fox. She seems the most interesting thing on the show so far. However, if I had to choose one of the contestants, I guess I'd choose Colt. (is that his name?) At least he can sing halfway decently. I was glad to see Jon go. He was just a douchebag who took himself way to seriously. Joe was obviously trying way too hard to act like he was older. It was obvious to everyone including himself. He didn't look too bothered to leave. I'm sure it is much easier to go home where he can just be himself. It must be really stressful for some of the younger guys as you know they are worried about everything they do or say and can't really be themselves. You can only put on an act for so long.
Wow... rambling post! Oops! Thanks for having to pay attention to this garbage for our benefit, LB, we really appreciate it!
1 of 4 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on May 20, 2009 9:09 AM
"Challenge" Cosby reference = hilarious
2 of 4 | Posted by totallydifferenthead | Posted on May 21, 2009 8:12 AM
Thanks-I was hoping I got my point across ;-)
3 of 4 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on May 25, 2009 7:23 PM
Who knew you were a mini-cougar yourself? Haha! I'm glad I watch so you can read. I hope that Grant makes a surprise re-entry and sweeps Stacey off her feet and our tv screens.
4 of 4 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on May 25, 2009 7:26 PM