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Xzibit A: The Cut is Unoriginal
Tommy Hilfiger's biggest break wasn't his innovative Times Square billboard in the 80s nor was it anything exciting he did on the runway in Paris or Milan. No, his luckiest break was that he was born with a last name that happens to rhyme with a certain racial epithet that starts with an n. Throughout the years, Mr. Hilfiger has been rhymed about in many hip hop songs and as a result, his clothes have enjoyed periods of urban popularity. Perhaps sensing that his street cred is waning, Tommy decided the second episode of The Cut should blatantly rip off Pimp My Ride this week, rather than last weeks The Apprentice clone.
So thats what they did. Shamelessly. But first, there was some reaction to last weeks Style Forum and it wasnt good. Acting like a bunch of people who had never seen a reality TV show before, they were all devastated that someone got sent home (I already forget her name and face). In fact, the old crow of the bunch, Shauna, had had enough and she threatened to pack up and leave. Geeze, I guess no one really appreciates being on TV anymore, with people quitting shows left and right. Shaunas complaints were somewhat valid, however: This show is not a fashion show, I thought theyd be stealing straight from Project Runway, not The Apprentice and Pimp My Ride. Im quitting and going home to my giant mink farm where Im going to kill a whole slew of those buggers and then Ill wrap their warm little carcasses the rest of the way up my neck and face to help me forget this whole horrible experience.
The one innovation The Cut has is that new teams are chosen each week. Not exactly groundbreaking, I know, but Ill take what I can get. Actually, it really sucks for recapping/consistency purposes, but as the resident rookie here, I cant complain. Chris and Elizabeth chose their teams and they were named the Blue and the Orange team this week. Shauna was picked last by Chris and Vlada was the last overall for the Orange crew. Vlada is Hungarian for clueless bitch which she personified as she pursed her lips and made love to the camera even though no team wanted her. Ahhhh, thats what sets reality whores away from us normal folks.
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