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LC invites Steph and her boy out to a club, but warns that Broday will be there. Uh oh! Steph remarks that Cameron had better stand up for her against Broday "because, yeah, he DID make me cry," and I wonder exactly how many times they're going to bring that up? As if making a chick cry on this show were some feat of intellectual strength or bottomless insensitivity? If it were, the world may be viewing Jason Wahler in a different light. The girls decide to leave, but first Stephanie expresses her distaste for LC's "really bright" material. "Huh, let's get some, like, plaids or something," she suggests.

Yeah, that should tone it down.

That explains a lot about Stephanie. Later, LC swings her new hair extensions around as she serves Broday a cool beverage beside the pool and informs him that she'd invited Stephanie out later that night. He responds with the appropriate amount of huffy-puffy displeasure, ignoring LC's insistence that Steph's "in a really really good relationship right now," as though that takes the crazy out of the cat. He reiterates that she's not the kind of person he likes to surround himself with, but with all of the vitriol he spews every week about her and talking behind her back, I wonder if HE'S the kind of person he likes to surround himself with? I'm kind of tired of this unexplained hatred of her, which surpasses even his hatred for Spencer, and I'm wondering if it's all for show or whether he saw her kill a man and eat his penis or something.

"Oh, penis. I remember it well."

My guess, for the record, is that he and Steph had a torrid love affair (can't you just see it?) but it ended badly. Perhaps with someone trying to kill another someone and eat his penis. Now that would be cause for concern. In other news, Blahdrina and Blahstralia go out that night and 'Drina swoons about how nice it is to be hanging out. As opposed to what, tilling the fields? 'Stralia agrees.

Translation: WHO HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING?

Speaking of fucking, 'Drina talks about how nice Cabo was, and tells 'Stralia she was there with Pigpen, the conversation dotted with many an awkward silence. DUDE. Stop telling your current dude about your old dude, dude! Who raised you, anyway?

Um, a pack of really pretty wolves?

She tries to insist that they're just friends, but she's really not doing a good job of easing the fears of a man trying to win her heart, or what remains of it. Meanwhile, at Crown Bar, Stephanie has arrived with her man, Sam "Angry Birthmark" Rockwell, known to you folk as Cameron. Huh, let's think about this man as a potential mate for our girl Steph. He looks like a B-list celeb (much in the same way she can change her look from Courtney Love to Tina Yothers with one outfit), he's kind of aggressive and a massive poser when it comes to dressing like a rock star. He seems like a perfect match!

Except that he looked directly at the camera. Or at least his left eye did.

He promises to defend her in front of the evil Brode. Steph tries her hand at the LC "OMG So sad you're happy" pout, but doesn't quite pull it off. See, this is why it's her show, not yours, Blue Eyeshadow.

LC, Lo and a mystery man (not blonde afro, I'm afraid) arrive, and LC compliments the new lovers on their ability to remain attractive in each others' presence.

"L C L, C."

Cameron rolls his eyes and kind of makes a face at LC. Guess he doesn't respond well to the "cute" factor. He mentions that he really hopes that Brody will be stopping by, and wants him "to just see me and just be, like, I hate you." It's always good when someone on the show actually WANTS drama. Most people just suffer through it looking uncomfortable, but this guy is ready for some fisticuffs. Who knows, he and Steph may become the new Heidi and Spencer.

Okay, pause here, I just want to point something out. Did you ever see that episode of "Seinfeld" with the Two-Face Woman? In certain lights she's gorgeous, but in others she's hideous? Stephanie is that woman, but with weight. From one angle she looks as trim as Lo, and from another she... doesn't.

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B. Fascinating, isn't it?

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