Steph notes that Camewrong decided not to come this morning because he didn't feel like being verbally assaulted before noon. "Well that's RUDE!" huffs Heidi, Princess Of Etiquette, and incidentally also the Ouster of Sisters. Spencer correctly guesses that when the time came to stand up to Broday, Cam pussied out. "But... he wanted to..." Stephanie attempts unconvincingly. Spencer reminds her that Brody is, in fact, a person who has made her cry. Were you guys aware of this? I, for one, am shocked.
Hey, remember that time I told you guys that Blahstralia would never last because he's too cute? Well, he just gave Blahdrina a mini-koala bear.
Sayonara, Sexyboy.
"Awww, I'm gonna keep this forever," she coos, conveniently forgetting to add, "... unlike you." She asks when he's planning on going back Down Under, and she doesn't mean beneath her skirt. He tells her he's leaving for the winter, calls Christmas "Chrissy" and then invites her to go with him for a few months. Hell, I'm on board. But I know that if 'Drina were smart enough to stay with him, we wouldn't have a show at all. (Then again, how smart could he be if he really likes her?)
'Drina goes from saying she can't promise anything to complaining that their schedules are too different to concluding that things aren't working out. Well, there's a hop, skip and a breakup. 'Stralia looks down and sighs the worst "yeeaahhhhh" of all Reality TV time. 'Drina tries to blame the breakup on everything moving too fast, until 'Stralia calls her out on the Pigpen thing and she's forced to 'fess up. "I want you to be part of my life, but right now someone else has my heart," she says, and I wonder if Lou Pearlman wrote her lines for this breakup. He gives her one last puppy dog look and then the Alanis Morrissette song kicks in. Hey, who knew Alanis Morrissette was still around? This episode is like 1995 all over again.
In conclusion, Blahdrina is SUCH A JERKFACE. I know some people just want drama in their lives, are attracted to bad boys or whatever, but that's ridiculous! She annoys the hell out of me because she knows she shouldn't do it, and she just wimps out at the first sign of Pigpen's elusive respect. However, since we're here to watch her crash and burn, anyone want to place bets on how long it will be until he cheats on her? I'm guessing within the next three to four episodes, only because I think that's all we have left in the season and wouldn't it make a nice little season finale? Thoughts? Opinions? Much love, O. Snapp
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Comments (9)
LOVED when Lauren pushed Brody into the pool. Did anyone see her on Letterman? The "Brody would be living in a tree if it weren't for TV" was my favorite part.
P.S. I'm from Akron, can I have a gift certificate too?
1 of 9 | Posted by susie | Posted on October 29, 2008 8:17 AM
The past few episodes have been beyond boring. I hate this constant focus on Audrina and her lameass dates. I've barely paid attention at all. Somehow, though, your recaps have remained hilarious O Snapp!
Give me Heidi and Spencer any day. At least their antics make me laugh or get me angry or make me go OMG WTF can't believe he just said that!
The best part of the Letterman interview was when he called Lauren out on the fact that maybe something's wrong with HER, not everyone else she constantly criticizes/gets all holier-than-thou on.
I'm starting to get really bitter about this show! :(
2 of 9 | Posted by msu11y28 | Posted on October 29, 2008 10:52 AM
Wow, the last few episodes have been soooo uneventful and boring. God, I had to bring down a couple of magazines to peruse whilst the show was on to keep myself from dying of BOREDOM.
Anyways. The only things I remember about this episode was how Steph's boyfriend looked constantly pissed, Brody is becoming increasingly dislikable, Spencer's facial hair seems to have turned grey and Chiara is officially my fave character. After reading your recap, I was surprised to find out Audrina was even in this one. Gee whiz, I must have just zoned out at those parts.
3 of 9 | Posted by alex_w | Posted on October 29, 2008 1:30 PM
ok, i have watched the hills since it first started and dont think ive missed an episode...well, it has been so BORING and the same shit happening all the time which is basically just someone explaining to someone else what happened the night before like the WHOLE EPISODE...and its so fake beyond words..
anyways..i havent watched the last like 5 episodes..im officially OVER IT.
sometimes i can't even read the recaps (even tho they are hilarious) cause i just dont give a flying fuck anymore!
4 of 9 | Posted by loves2play05 | Posted on October 29, 2008 1:39 PM
This episode was AWFUL. Audrina's ONE storyline involving her dysfunctional relationship with JB is so boring I could barely finish the episode.
A note to producers: Maybe you should have Lauren, the MAIN CHARACTER, on the show for more than two minutes? That'd be great.
5 of 9 | Posted by kiwi | Posted on October 29, 2008 3:27 PM
chiara reminds me of elodie.....i miss elodie. hey wait! audrina's storyline & drama away from the hills parallels the heidi/spencer storyline from a couple years ago....we all know how that turns out.
6 of 9 | Posted by mrngstar | Posted on October 29, 2008 4:09 PM
Okay, the show blah blah blah.
The recap solid gold
O. Snapp. you rock baby
but this people...
get with my program
Heidi gets her ass fired next week for Fing up on the job........
this is going to get very very very good.
where the hell are they going to live.... with Holly> >?
brouuuhhhaggsgsgagaa
7 of 9 | Posted by giffordsaz | Posted on October 29, 2008 10:15 PM
Girl needs to whack Justin Bobby upside the head with her purse. Or her boobs - I'm sure they're nice and hard.
Is it wrong that I'm so maddeningly disturbed by how stupid Audrina is?
I have a friend like her, actually. Her boyfriend is totally abusive and he's a complete TOOL, but he knows exactly what to say to get her to come running. I can't even talk to her about him anymore because I just start yelling. He's also a jerkwad to her friends (namely, ME) because he KNOWS that she'll take his side over mine or anyone else's. Douche.
Also, I wonder if Stephanie has gained weight? Her face definitely looks pudgier.
8 of 9 | Posted by georgiababe | Posted on October 30, 2008 11:31 PM
Faces always look a bit puffy after a good night of boozing...or whatever it is they do on The Hills.
I know everyone is saying the same thing, but I'm totally disappointed in the show. It makes me so irritated to know that I'm going to fast forward 20 minutes of commercials and get 10 minutes of show.
The previews are just exactly all that's going to happen in the episode anyway...so why not just catch the preview online and call it a day at this point?
9 of 9 | Posted by dani2526 | Posted on October 31, 2008 6:42 PM