Cut to the girls' living room, where Lo, Lau and Steph are busy inventing possible theories on how Blahdrina could have slept at Brody's without sleeping WITH him. Turns out, physicists the world over have already solved this equation, and the answer is: there is no answer. It's impossible. Stephanie asks if they should tell Jayde, and Lau replies, "Don't look at me, that's not our place." Stephanie is looking confused by the idea of manners as Blahdrina pops out of her room with a smile as big as Brody's and complains contentedly about being exhausted. Damn, I wish I were exhausted.
She takes a big drink of water while the other girls stare at her in silence. Boy, this episode is just one big moment of awkward, isn't it? Stephanie asks her where she slept. "At Brody's!" But, Stephanie prods, there's only one bed. Blahdrina just shrugs like it's not her fault Brody slipped on the Astroglide and fell into her vagina. Or mouth. Or immoveable cleavage.
"Feelings are feelings."
LC and Blahdrina stare each other down as the other girls talk about how mad Jayde is going to be. "Well, let her come at me. Start a war," Blahdrina says disinterestedly. Wow, so little integrity, so few values. Maybe Blahdrina could have used a week with Colby and Ashley.
Judgmental + hurt + trying not to care + sunburned = ouch
I'm just wondering, why is no one stating the obvious here? Shouldn't Blahdrina at least acknowledge the fact that LC used to date the Brodester? If LC hooked up with Pigpen, Blah would... well, we all know what she would do, she did it last season for no reason at all. All those in favor of sending these bitches to Christian boot camp, say O! xoxOsnapp
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Comments (12)
Awesome recap. Who would have thought that Brody and Audrina's hookup would be less interesting than the Bible thumping kids from Colo?
When you compare Speidi with the "Donny & Marie" of couples, they look even sleezier. I didn't think that was possible.
I hope that Speidi never reproduces, imagine how they would screw up a kid.
1 of 12 | Posted by AnneM | Posted on April 29, 2009 4:57 AM
How sad for Heidi's mom to see her lovely Christian daughter end up with the spawn of Satan. So sad.
Didn't we already know Blah was a whore? Did we really need to see it played out in an episode? The hookup was so stupid! What purpose did it serve? Justin Bobby WILL NOT BE JEALOUS. And she is SUCH a hypocrite hooking up with Brody OF ALL PEOPLE! We all know LC is still on a string for him, boyfriend or not. Horrible. No wonder LC wants off this show. A bunch of treacherous losers.
And in case anybody cares, the definition of fornication is "consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other." Seems pretty clear to me. And what if Colby and whatever her name was die virgins? If they've lived a happy life with no regrets, isn't that the best way to die? There are plenty of people who are non-virgins who defintely have regrets. And many times, it's the morning after. ;) Ha!
2 of 12 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on April 29, 2009 6:45 AM
"fornification" I wanted to throw soemthing at the tv when she said that. Pure, but an airhead nonetheless.
I can't believe B&A hooked up. On national television, no less. Poor LC, Brody's like the new Stephen Colletti.
3 of 12 | Posted by pecosa | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:33 AM
My "The Hills" mantra:
"THESE ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE! THESE ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE!"
Unfortunately, this mantra does not protect me from the horror of the Real Hausenfrau of Noo Yawk Sitty, who, I suspect, are not very far off from being exactly as they're portrayed.
4 of 12 | Posted by NotWithoutMyTV | Posted on April 29, 2009 8:42 AM
Why is it that Whitney can kiss Brody in Vegas and Audrina can sleep with him in Hawaii, but when Jen Bunney hooked up with him on her birthday she was banished from Lauren's pristine circle forever? Her double standards are rather perplexing.
5 of 12 | Posted by User Name | Posted on April 29, 2009 9:07 AM
So, I just wanted to add that I think when Whitney kissed Brody it was Brody initiated and she def wasn't feeling it. Also, I might be wrong but didn't that happen before Whit even knew Lauren? With Audrina, 1. This storyline is supposedly fake and 2. she's been dating another dude off camera for some time now. I think with Jen Bunney, Lauren had only recently stopped hooking up with Brody and Heidi played a large part in orchestrating the whole thing.
Ok, that's all.
6 of 12 | Posted by Chickadee2586 | Posted on April 29, 2009 12:05 PM
And of course Broday couldn't not bump nasties w/ 'Drina, he vowed to commit fornification with all (lady)Hills cast membersthe first season!
7 of 12 | Posted by Sweetleaf911 | Posted on April 29, 2009 6:11 PM
Oh, a great recap as always! I nearly spit orange soda all over the keyboard...
This show is just like 90210 the older much better series. Everyone sleeps with everyone and everyone hates everyone while pretending to like everyone. Whoa.
I can't believe that Spencer and Heidi are legally married now.. and not just that but in Mexico? really? Not a great idea...
I feel sad for Lauren because you can tell she has no desire to really be on t.v. anymore... and well I am sure she is a much more exciting person without the cameras in her face. She just wants her privacy and I don't blame the girl.
Audrina would be a much better choice for brody if she hadn't been shot up full of justin bobby juice. The looks of that Jade chick alone make me shiver...
8 of 12 | Posted by whit-ster | Posted on April 29, 2009 6:40 PM
God never changes. He is the same yesterday, today and tommorow. His word is clear. But, as humans, our flesh is weak and we are going to fail over and over. God's Mercy and Grace are sufficent.
9 of 12 | Posted by fatgirlsrule | Posted on April 29, 2009 6:43 PM
IT SEEMS LAUREN AS CHECKED OUT OF THIS SHOW, SHE JUST HAD THAT I DON'T CARE LOOK. REMEMBER WHEN AUDRINA WAS LAUREN'S QUIET LITTLE SIDE KICK, WELL, I GUESS NOW SHE THINKS SHE IS A STAR :ROLL EYES: AND WHILE BRODY MIGHT BE CUTE HE IS DIGUSTING, IS FEELING OF ENTITLEMENT IS NAUSEATING
10 of 12 | Posted by nflow | Posted on April 30, 2009 12:53 AM
Deadrina.. I mean Blahdrina posted a blog on her myspace saying the show is so editted and that she would never hook up with a friend's ex and then she was probably made to delete it. Yes, it's FAKE FAKE FAKE. Jayde was also with the Brodester at Speidi's wedding and I don't think a playmate would forgive an average for cheating on her.
I think Jayde is hotter than Blahdrina anyways. I'd take her face over Blahdrina's thin lips and staring at the ceiling all the time.
11 of 12 | Posted by kissmymanolos | Posted on April 30, 2009 11:09 AM
One of our local radio stations had Speidi on talking about their wedding. Both claim to not watch the show at all (yeah right). When the DJ mentioned the Brody/Audrina hook up in Monday's episode, Spencer quipped that Brody was probably at the free clinic now. So funny! So I guess even Spencer knows how skanky Audrina is - even though he was dating her in Season 1 and used her to make Heidi jealous. Spencer also said that he constantly pours over the internet reading every single comment about him, good or bad, just to change himself/his looks to suit everyone. He's a bit over the top. If that were true, he would have gotten rid of that flesh colored beard long ago! I bet he LOVES The Soup! :)
12 of 12 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on May 1, 2009 6:58 AM