Happy New Year! - 
by B-Side
Like OMG! Did you even SEE The Hills tonight?? It was like all about the holidays! LC was all like "I want to buy Jason diamonds" and Jordon was like "He'll love those: and Heidi was like "I want a puppy" and Jason was like "Huh?" and Heidi was like "I always cry at Christmas!" and then Jason was like "Who's calling you, LC?" and LC was like "Why are you mad?" and Whitney was like, well, she wasn't in it, but then Jason was like "How about a friendly relationship! You make mistakes!" and LC was like "I'm going home!" and Jason was like "Let's kiss!" It was so romantic!
Yes, it was a drama-filled holiday episode tonight, and what started out as a joyful embrace of the Christmas spirit ended with jealousy and tears at a New Years party. Such a shame. I really thought the gang would be able to enjoy the festivities with the sort of drama-free maturity that often accompanies "real life." Oh well. Guess you can take the kids out of Laguna, but you can't take the Laguna out of the kids.
Tonight's episode began with LC and Jordon heading to a jeweler to pick out a Christmas gift for Jason. As they headed inside, Lauren revealed that all she wanted was a "drama-free New Years kiss." Ha. Good luck with that, Missy. Do you like how I just called her "Missy"? It was very Kaz and George. Don't worry, it'll make more sense later.
Anyway, LC and Jordon browsed some designer dog tags, and by "designer dog tags," I mean "extravagant, diamond studded dog tags." You know, not your standard military issue. I'm not sure why LC felt like dropping a few C-Notes on a Jason gift again, especially after she had purchased that swanky golf set for him, but I guess when you're an intern at Teen Vogue, money just seems to grow on trees!
Nevertheless, LC and Jordon were both quite excited by a dog tag adorned with black diamonds. "Those black ones are SICK!" Jordan exclaimed. I personally thought they should have opted for white diamonds, but that's only because I really wanted Elizabeth Taylor to appear and whisper, "WHITE DIAMONDS!" In fact, every time Jason puts on his dog tags, I want her to appear behind his neck and whisper "WHITE DIAMONDS" in his ear.
By the way, let's clear one thing up: there's really nothing more poseurish than wearing dog tags when you haven't been in the military. Especially dog tags with diamonds. Just putting it out there.
Anyway, Jordon then suggested that LC inscribe her name in the back of the dog tags, but she thankfully scoffed at the idea, saying it was cheesy. Besides, she noted, if they were to break up, then he couldn't wear them. Ah, FORESHADOWING! Well done, MTV!
Speaking of foreshadowing, after the opening credits, we learned this week's ominous title: "Somebody Always Has To Cry." Ah, what lachrymal fate was in store for our heroine? Would LC discover Jason cheating on Jessica again? Or might he leave her for a gnarly piece of salmon? Surely, this could only lead to drama.
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