"This has nothing to do with you," she yells. Ummmm... but I think it has a LITTLE bit to do with him? "I dare you to find another Stacie," Heidi challenges him. "Just wait until you see what happens then." Don't worry, I'm sure he WILL find another Stacie, or perhaps at least a Stacy, and if not then perhaps a Stacee?
At People's Revolution, LC is working silently alongside Stephanie, who attempts to apologize for her utter lack of competence, diligence or commitment to her career. She says she'll tell Cutthroat it was all her fault, but Lauren doesn't care because it still makes her look like she doesn't have her shit together. Stephanie doesn't understand this concept; she only understands transference of blame. She is a Pratt, after all.
Just then, a wave of black glittering sludge floods the office and washes Kelly Cutthroat ashore. The girls say hello with the sweet, fearful faces of twin sisters who just broke a vase. Or a business. "You look awfully happy," Cutthroat snipes. "Well, I'm not. Can I see you in my office?" she asks LC. Stephanie meekly asks if she wants her too. "No," she replies briskly. "I DON'T."
The meeting goes as swimmingly as one could for someone whose fault it actually wasn't. Kelly automatically blames Stephanie, and LC half-heartedly defends her. "Lunch break?!" Cutthroat exclaims when she hears of Stephanie's reason for not making things right. "I haven't had a lunch break in five years!" She must be famished. She reasons that anyone serious about fashion would dash out even in the middle of a marriage proposal, and therefore Stephanie is not serious, and therefore LC has to fire her. "Do it quick. Think guillotine." That's going to be my new motto.
Which gives us all a lot to look forward to next week. Until then... xoxOSnapp
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Comments (8)
Love the re-cap, Love you, please don't ever leave us :D
1 of 8 | Posted by KrispyDixie | Posted on May 13, 2009 2:34 AM
awesome recap. i'll bet you anything that LC will not fire Steph-she's become so weak. There's something about the Pratt offspring that makes it hard for the human race to say no....
2 of 8 | Posted by nyla23 | Posted on May 13, 2009 4:28 AM
Great recap O. Snapp.
Heidi's jealousy has set "womankind" back about 2000 years.
And did Lauren ever think that StephPratt would ever do a good job at anything? The same girl who thinks that gerbils grow up to be hamsters? come on.
I'm surprised that she didn't make three groups of clothes: neutrals, positives and negatives.
Maybe she should work at a childcare facility. It might help her re-learn the basics and the kids could teach her how to do labels.
3 of 8 | Posted by AnneM | Posted on May 13, 2009 5:23 AM
Great recap. I loved the Madonna pic.
I told my friend during the previews for this ep that if Lauren didn't fire Steph I would stop watching the show. Now I have to watch next week too. Nothing ever happens but you think maybe this week and you're sucked in.
4 of 8 | Posted by newcastlefan | Posted on May 13, 2009 10:31 AM
O.SNAPP!
I love your recaps. I always refer to Justin Bobby as Pigpen now. Blahdrina clearly lost that argument to him and we know she's going to crawl back into his hole sooner than later anyways.
Next week looks super fun. You should of added a little preview for us: Heidi's blowjob face at the end of the previews.
5 of 8 | Posted by kissmymanolos | Posted on May 13, 2009 1:48 PM
o.snapp, please never leave us again. your recaps are awesome. but on to the show...
personally, i think stacie is awesome and i wish that was who they were getting to replace lauren next season. i just loved her line of "you're crazy, you're boyfriend's a dick, and good luck with that." truer words have never been spoken. honestly, what the fuck did stacie actually do to piss heidi off so bad? texted spencer? i mean, as a bartender, i bet 150% that was the only reason she was "flirting" with him that one night in the first place. i have flirted with hundreds of questionable, douche-y men to get a better tip. and even if stacie did then text him or meet up with him after that she never gave off the vibe that she wanted to fuck him. more like she liked the cameras he had to offer and knew that she would certainly gain some time with them by talking to the asshole. i really hate that i've put so much thought into their relationship, but i know a million girls like heidi that think once a guy is their boyfriend they should be the only girl to ever talk to them again. it's really really sad and i love that stacie knew that and didn't give a fuck. personally, i would do the same thing. it amuses me to get girls like heidi all riled up. i mean, she took him to a counselor over the whole "ordeal"! either way, they both suck and you're right, stephanie needs to seriously go through her wardrobe and throw out anything she could potentially tie around her forehead and call a headband. and did pigpen become homeless? he never looked to be the most hygenic guy to begin with, but now he just looks dirty and matted. and not b/c it's the look he's going for, but b/c that's what happens when you sleep on a piece of cardboard somewhere off of sunset blvd.
kisses till next week, o.snapp, you're the best!
6 of 8 | Posted by jennylovesflowie623 | Posted on May 13, 2009 10:52 PM
Thanks for a funny recap. These dunderheads on The Hills are getting on my nerves. It really is a shame the show has stopped feautring Lauren and Lo for Audrina, Heidi, Spencer and Stephanie who is so out of place on The Hills. Stephanie's incompetence as an intern makes vacuous Heidi look like a good employee for Bolthouse. ;)
And it's funny how whenever one group of The Hills cast goes on vacation to Las Vegas or Hawaii the other group shows up to party with them. It kind of makes you go hmmm that sure seemed planned and not just a coincidence. I guess it was in th script.
7 of 8 | Posted by Skylar | Posted on May 14, 2009 11:57 AM
Hey Stephanie:: The 80's called....they want their headband back and the use of the word "Narly"
8 of 8 | Posted by fatgirlsrule | Posted on May 19, 2009 5:09 PM