Loved the recap! First!

Loved the recap! First!

Loved the recap!

First!

I just loved when Elodie layed the smackdown on that horse-faced hooker! I wish Jason had knocked that flat-faced Monchichi out too. They are the two most odious people I've ever seen. Way to behave in a restaurant. Totally classless. Check out the 4,200 NEGATIVE comments about Heidi's Vegas performance on that fat bitch Perez's site. There is NO love for that chick. NONE at all.

The dubbing was so bad, even I noticed it this time!!! I had to rewind at Speidi's apartment to hear her say "Elodie has to understand, it's just business nothing personal" in that horrible way again.

You are so right about her not knowing what to say to Elodie because "it's just business, nothing personal" didn't fit there. That cracked me up. I also like how after Elodie administered her smackdown, she was like "well i need to finish this, so see you later!" Did she not get the memo that Heidi has an office and assistant and she does not?? Who is Heidi supposed to talk to when it's just personal, and not business? I couldn't believe she said Spencer, Brent and Jen were the only calls taht got put through, and in that order. I guess no one else in the office is worth a shit besides the mighty Bolthouse himself.

Seriously, what does Spencer do all day? I was concerned when he was sitting at the counter before Heidi went to work, instead of at his usual station on the couch with his laptop.

Is it just me or are Heidi and Spencer starting to even look alike? I don't know what kind of make up she wears but she looks like a wax figure. Maybe Spencer created a replica of her like in the Stepford Wives...

Great Recap!

I cannottt believe Heidi have the nerve to talk to Elodie like she didn't screw her over! Pathetic!! I was just cracking up during that whole scene about her stupidity

Please, someone get Heidi a brain. She has no friends, no life, nothing. Spencer is her everything. Remember when he dad said she puts all her eggs in one basket. Hello? What's gonna happen when Spencer dumps her on her ass? Well maybe that won't happen either since it looks likes he's done a good job at alienating all his friends too.

Annnd, I like how Heidi tells her assistant to only put through calls from Spencer, Brent and Jen. Again, no friends. Heidi is delusional because even Jen doesn't like her anymore.

Hello,

This is my first time posting since LB1...

Anyway, I love Lauren just as much as the next person, but she tends to contradict herself in a way...

Like when she told Audrina that Justin/Bobby was bad for her, but then she said in another episode that she likes imperfection and in this episode, that she doesn't want a perfect guy... Just an observation.

Also, while I don't agree with Heidi, she brought up a good point. From what I read online, Jason did some pretty shitty stuff to her, and now she's talking to him again. Was Heidi worse than that? JUST ASKING, I still hate Heidi...

AND, didn't she say that Jason never liked Heidi? And that he told her she couldn't be trusted? Blah, blah, blah.... Isn't that kinda what Spencer said to Heidi about Lauren? Not to be friends with Lauren? Why is okay for Jason to "look out" for Lauren, but Spencer is evil for saying the same thing?

I am in no way condoning Speidi at all!! I hate them, they suck, they are the shit of the earth... so someone please help me make sense of this!! It's driving me crazy, but Lauren tends to be all over the place..

I love elodie too!

How about when Heidi got a new phone and told her assistant to move all of her contacts from her old phone to her new phone!! I could not believe it!

Nacho Mama: the reason Jason looking out for Lauren not being as bad Spencer: Because Jason didn't flip out and take over her life...he let her make her own decision about Heidi but just spoke his opinion...who knew he had that much maturity.

It's really disgusting that Speidi acted/thought that they were honestly being nice by sending Lauren a Shirley Temple (which for those of you who don't know is non-alcoholic) and Jason a water. They have really created their own universe haven't they?
It was so hilarious how absolutely dumbfounded Heidi looked when Elodie was passive-aggressively rubbing all that shit in her face. She had NO CLUE what to do with herself!
AND Heidi could at least pretend for a few minutes while at work that she actually deserved that promotion. I have never heard of anyone coming in to work after getting a promotion, asking their assistant to do persoanl shit for them and then loudly talking to their boyfriend on the phone so that everyone could hear that she wasn't working. At least close the door and pretend your talking to someone important, good God!

"Elodie quietly builds a bomb out of paperclips and white out."--so funny! I almost wish she would (and that it would actually work).

Team Elodie all the way.
Its about time Heidi realized she is being a major brainwashed jerk

I have never hated television "characters" so much as i do Speidi! lol. I seriously have to fight the urge to throw things at the tv.

The Speidi segments are so over-dubbed that I don't have any idea what's going on! I know they say that they act for the cameras and that the show is scripted, but no one else has as much voice-overing as those two.

Also, Heidi's face/hair is the color of evaporated milk. Spencer ought to take off the shock-collar and let her go outside to get a tan, homegirl is looking ghostly.

I was very excited to see the return of DON ANTONIO'S!! I bet all the waiters call them terrible things in Spanish and Spence thinks they're charming nicknames.

Hi!

This is my first time posting
But just want to say love reading your recaps, they are hilarious

Heidi and Spencer came out looking like such b*tchazzes on this episode. They were being so obnoxious and mean, and Heidi has nerve to pretend like she was being nice.

I am not ready for next weekes episode, don't want to see the akwardness of jason being engaged, poor lauren.

Plus I think my fav. person on the show is Whitney, she has or atleast shows the least drama and makes the most sense!

It appears to me that Heidi and Spencer are OBSESSED with Lauren. Spencer is the one who made a point to make snarky comments to Lauren and Jason in passing, they're the ones who made a point to send sarcastic drink choices to the table, Heidi is the one who made a point to scream "Bye!" at them when they left. Why couldn't they just leave Lauren and Jason alone? What kept needling them to make their presence known to the other two??

And can I just say that Jason is actually impressing me this time around? Amazing what affect sobriety can have on articulation.

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Long long time reader of tvgasm. LOVE IT.
I want to shake Elodie's hand. She stunned Heidi into silence. It was hysterical. I don't know if anyone has seen the clip of Heidi singing her new single (its on TMZ), but it is completely and utterly ridiculous. It's a total riot. And the whole time Spencer is in the back acting like pimp-daddy. I just can't get enough of these two idiots.

I wish LC went to Ketchup with Brody.

I guess we shouldn't be too surprised that after her big promotion, Heidi considers it acceptable to arrive later than everyone else, take advantage of the interns and make personal calls a top priority.

After all, she was promoted by the man who thinks it's OK to open staff meetings by dishing about LC's love life.

Okay I have already stated my comments about Speidi plenty of times. They are disgusting, especially Heidi. Spencer's just dumb but she's a manipulative, fake, backstabbing bitch. She will gets her soon enough, cause karma's a bitch, just like her. LC and Jason were very mature in the situation, and I have to hand it to both of them for not going over and throwing those drinks in both of their faces.

I also LOVED when Elodie put the verbal smackdown on Heidi. She did it perfectly. Heidi was literally speechless. Hahaha, she is such an idiot.

Oh and I completely agree with Mandymax, #16.

Heidi and Spencer are SO into this little "feud" with Lauren. Lauren clearly doesn't like either of them, but made it a point to just ignore them. But they were the ones who were instigating 100% of the situation. Neither Jason or Lauren said a word to them the entire time. They didn't have to speak, they could have just stayed away from each other. This proves that Heidi & Spencer are immature and have no real lives.

I have been reading tvgasm for a year now and finally had to post - I LOVE Elodie for letting Heidi have it. It was so deserved! You could tell in past years that Elodie really didn't care to hear Heidi bitching about her personal life but now she could finally tell her to f**k off.

Oh and Ting, thanks for making the crack about Marc Jacobs and Red Bull, good to know you're up on your fashion gossip!

When Speidi were at dinner, Heidi mentioned that she deserved the promotion b/c she had been there 2 years.
But last week Elodie said the she had been there 2 years. And was like oh you got here right before me? And she's like, yeah ONE YEAR before you. which would mean Heidi has only been there one and is delusional! ick.
Go Elodie! bolthouse sucks, i wish she would have quit, what a joke.

Didn't Spencer's mommy teach him to chew with his mouth closed???

i now hate jauren more than spiede.

I need to stop drinking during this show so that I can hear the voice overs/dubbing. I feel like a loser for missing it!

Trivial-I noticed the same thing about Heidi not remembering/admitting how long she's been at the job. The chick loves to exaggerate big time, or she's suffered a head injury at the hands of Spencer, and now has no concept of time...

It was priceless when Elodie told Heidi what she really thought. And the look on Heidi's face, was " Oh crap, I just pissed off one of my two fake friends... Better set up a breakfast with Jen Bunney..."

Ting, loved the remark about Elodie making a bomb out of paperclips and whiteout- destined to be a classic!

In the previews for the next show, they break out the infamous red plastic cups. I'm guessing they aren't full of club soda, so is anyone trying to keep Jason sober????????????????

i liked jason better when he was loaded. what a bore.

Ting!!!!!!!! I love the recap and photo captions!! This was by far the best ep yet, E-Load-y laying the truth on Heidi and the look on her face was priceless!!! And the dubbing was so obvious on this ep as well as the "ketchup" setup. I was thinking when Spencer was sittin on his computer on the sofa again, "what does he do for a living?" when i remembered he is Heidis manager, thats for real he said that in an interview and if you saw the vidoe of her lip synching her new single at her birthday you know he is going to be rich B*tch, cause that girl has talent and is going places!!! (total sarcasm)

Ting!!!!!!!! I love the recap and photo captions!! This was by far the best ep yet, E-Load-y laying the truth on Heidi and the look on her face was priceless!!! And the dubbing was so obvious on this ep as well as the "ketchup" setup. I was thinking when Spencer was sittin on his computer on the sofa again, "what does he do for a living?" when i remembered he is Heidis manager, thats for real he said that in an interview and if you saw the video of her lip synching her new single at her birthday you know he is going to be rich B*tch, cause that girl has talent and is going places!!! (total sarcasm)

Love the recap, Ting!! So funny.
I loved what Elodie said to Heidi. Someone needed to. BRAVO!! Did anyone see the new Us Weekly? Speidi is quoted in there saying that Lauren was/is obsessed with them and has stalked Heidi's parents. WHAT?!!! What idiots!!! What kind of crap will they think of next?
Talk about sad!!!

“How To Be A Great Boyfriend,” by Spencer Pratt

1.Effectively ruin your girlfriend’s relationships with all of her friends, so she’ll only look to you for support.
2.Have the wall of your living room multi-color graffitied with the word “Hollywood” as a super-sweet surprise.
3.Spend thousands of dollars on useless crap like a fishtank in a big leather case. Girls love useless crap.
4.Manipulate your girlfriend until she can’t tell right from wrong, thus driving away her one remaining friend.
5.Make such an awful first impression on your girlfriend’s parents that they try to talk her out of marrying you.
6.Ditch your best friend because he’s “rolling around with your enemy.”
7.Refuse to tell your parents about your girlfriend, because hiding your girlfriend from them makes her feel loved and appreciated.

Wish i remember where i saw it, but it said that Elodie already left Bolthouse. Also, she is 27! Who knew? BTW, here is a blog that recaps the hills, not nearly as well as Ting or any of our beloved past LB/hills recappers - but the pics are pretty!
www.blog.ienhance.com

SevernCrew82, Can I ask where your name came from? I have a guess, and would like to see if I am right...sorry everyone, I know it has nothing to do with this forum.

SevernCrew82, Can I ask where your name came from? I have a guess, and would like to see if I am right...sorry everyone, I know it has nothing to do with this forum.

SevernCrew82, Can I ask where your name came from? I have a guess, and would like to see if I am right...sorry everyone, I know it has nothing to do with this forum.

i'm so sad tvgasm+the hills isn't like it used to be....lagunaconsulant is VERY MISSED!!! banned from commenting???? seeing paragraphs of silly argurements ughhhhhhhhh tvgasm ain't the damit!!!!!!!, wherre are the shit talkersssssss come on!!!!

samxx7 -

I think the verbal sparring in the comments are down this season because most of us are united our Speidi loathing.

This season has been a drama disappointment.

Ho hum....Speidi are still public embarassments....yup, J-Bahl is still out of the picture....snore, Lauren still works in a closet

Deadeye's "relationship" with Bustin is the only thing that stirs a little controversy but not much

cuz

really -
it's just Bustin
yawn

MORE LISA LOVE!!!

Ok Elodie is pissing me off - jobs are not like boys. You cannot have a crush on a job and expect all your friends to stay away. The business world is not high school. Elodie needs to realize that Heidi might be obnoxious, but she had every right to apply for that job. Its just how corporate America goes.
Second - Heidi was not 'taking advantage'of her assistant by asking her to load her phone. That is what assistants are for. Her phone is a business necessity and therefore not a personal request - it would be different if she asked her to go home and water her plants, feed the dog and pick up the dry cleaning.
Get a clue people. Heidi may have done some rotten things, but she isnt overstepping by tossing her hat in the ring for a promotion. If Brent had thought Elodie was the better candidate for the job, then Elodie would have gotten it.