That was definitely one of the best recaps I've ever read. Thanks O. Snapp!

You had sooo many good lines, but I think my favorite was: "That melts my little black heart!!" Lo squeaks. I always knew there was a gangsta dwarf inside of her. LMAO, and all of the photocaps are hilarious as well.

I loved having Stephen Coletti back. I'm with Lo, he and LC would make a cute couple...I mean, he must be a cheap date if she gets home from the date and pigs out on ice cream, but he DID drive! Would love to see more of him, but we all know Lauren is now dating Doug Reinhardt. I'm looking forward to his appearances on future episodes.

O. Snapp, I'll sign your petition. I'm sooo over Heidi/Spencer moping around and their stupid "loyalty" issues. Kick them off the show already! More Lo and Whitney, less Blah & Brody...

Thanks for all the laughs!

O.Snapp this has to be one of your best recaps yet! Great job!!!

"If I hadn't seen the Laguna graduation episode, I would have mistaken them for high school dropouts. I'm sending each of them a thesaurus for Christmas (or Flag Day)." Yes please send it sooner rather than later! But the house they picked out is pretty. LOL

"...discussing how freakishly cold it is outside. I'm sorry dearie, but really, if you're not wearing long johns, gloves, a scarf (sans tank top, thanks very much), and you STILL feel like your face is going to be iced off, then STFU." THANK YOU! I live in Alaska and it's STILL SNOWING so I don't want to hear how cold you are in LA while you sit outside in tank tops!

I loved all your captions but my faves were:
"Please. A real boyfriend would at least try to isolate you from your friends." and Stephen Col-Letmewrapmylegsaroundthat! Mmmm that boy was looking so delish last night. I think he is def. getting better with age.

Um Justin Bobby please put a hat back on! I did not even recognize him at first - ew was all I could think. And I think Audrina makes herself an outcast. She harldy ever talked to Lauren when it was just the two of them. So why would it be any different with them all living in a house together?

I'm getting tired of the Lauren/Heidi fued. Move on with your life Heidi because it's never going to work out.

For a moment, I really thought that Spencer was going to say "take your BoBo and GoGo!" Unfortunately, no such luck.

And thank you for calling LC out on that ring... I definitely noticed that too!

For a moment, I thought Spencer was going to say "take your BoBo and GoGo!" Sadly, no such luck.

I have to agree - this is definitely your best recap to date. I laughed out loud throughout the whole thing!

marie - I also thought he was going to say take your bobo and gogo!!

I thought Blahdrina was actually being annoying. I know lauren has nver really liked justin bobby, but I don't think she was trying to start anything when blah brought him up about coming to the party...and then when she was telling justinbobby what lauren said..it just seemed ridiculous. esp bc since she was co-hosting the party, she should know whose going.

i thought lo was funny with the whole steven thing..who btw, still looks really good!

"...the knowledge that she's been kept out of the loop hitting her like a pound of eyeliner."

That's gold. Great recap. Lo is my favorite, I'm definitely on Team Lo.

Why bring Steven back? He has never wanted a relationship with Lauren. They were always F$*k buddies. This night Stephen didn't do anything close to romantic. Good God man, stop playing with that girls emotions. I like how Lauren tried to rationalize the date's boring ending by saying that talking to him made her feel like she was still in high school. If he would have thrown her against the wall, would she still be saying that?

Lo's passive bitchiness is annoying. She needs to stop being mean to Blah, I love her.

The "Waldo Afro Sighting" had me choking on my coffee!! LOVED the recap!

I actually kind of feel sorry for Audrina. She really does seem like a nice girl, and Lo's gotten bitchy. Seems like Lo's making it clear Lauren was HER friend first and is therefore HER territory. I mean, jeez, the poor girl is banished to the guest house? You can't tell me there's not enough room in that house for all three of them.

And speaking of the house - what do you think the rent is????

I'm starting to not like Lo anymore and Lauren is getting on my nerves. Audrina has always been really sweet and nice, so I dunno why they have to pick on her. It just seems that Lauren doesn't like the people Audrina hangs out with or the difference in styles they both have. If you notice at the party, Audrina was hanging out with her friends and Lauren wasn't anywhere near them.
Audrina has kind of that rock 'ish style and her friends are like that too....tattoos and all that....and Lauren is the opposite of that. In a way, she seems kind of snobby. I just noticed that i've never seen Lauren talk to or hang out with any of Audrina's friends or siblings.....and plus she hates Justin/Bobby. Am I making sense?! haha I don't think I am.

I think Audrina is getting what she deserves - she wants to be friends with Heidi and hang out with douchebags, go ahead. I think it's better she's in the guest house - JustinBobby's an ass, and really dirty, so I don't blame Lauren and Lo for not wanting him sitting on their nice furniture.

I love that Lauren/the producers called Stephen in - and it totally worked - much less Heidi and Spencer, which is awesome for the viewers and for LC. All previews were about her, all the focus was on her. It cracked me up.

And Stephanie's a wimp - she should have just said, well, you hang out with Audrina and she's Lauren's friend, soooo... see you later! Heidi only cared because she realized she's home alone and not invited to anything (aka has no friends) and didn't want to look like a loser alone.

I love the song playing in the Stephen/LC montage YouTube video. Who's the artist and what's the song title?

Artist: Stereophonics
Title: Maybe Tomorrow

Audrina remains a dim-witted dullard. Apparently she's forgotten what Heidi did to her and JustinBobby ditching her on their dates several times last season.

Er, Bleeding Love is my actual ring tone.

(Loved the recap, hate Lo, have never found Coletti remotely attractive.)

Im with kristin_d_l....on everything... =)

I think Lo is being cold b/c the first thing Audrina did after they became roommates was rekindle with JustinBobby. This was the guy who wouldn't speak to them last season.

It's hard to be friendly with someone who hangs around a jerk like that.

You know Stephen's only here because he has absolutely nothing else going on. His appearance was welcome but it's just the same old same old.
WHY don't Lauren and Stephen date? Shit Stephen's smooth and is obviously willing to take a backseat to famous females (Hayden whatsherface). "I had precious cargo."
Which is worse: LC mooning over Brody, Stephen, or Jason?