I loved it!! Great job O.Snapp!

This episode was actual more chock full of activity - unlike other episodes. Or maybe it was just chock full of Blahdrina retelling the same story to whoever would listen.

Did anyone else think it was odd that we never found out who Lauren went to Italy with?! All of her friends stayed behind! Surely it wasn't work-related or Whitney would have gone. Would her friend have agreed to come back 2 days early?! Weird!

I think I read many moons ago that she went with her family. This still does not explain the early return.

Also, did you guys notice that the picture in Heidi's camera looks nothing like what's in front of the lens? Weeeeiiiirddd.

XO-snapp

Even the word "Jesus" sounds fake in Heidi's mouth.

hahhaaa!
great recap O.snapp!

think italy was a "family vacay" but doubt she ever left LA at all...

and who really cares about doug anyway? why does lauren care? didn't she break it off with him? doubt highly he would ever even look at steph, but in this scenario he gets more screen time, more drama. and lay off the gloss doug, gross...
heard that brody's mom linda was the one dating elvis when he died...though its hard to tell who she is with all the surgeries. (scary! catwoman?)

recaps are consistently better than the show. explain to me why i am still watching...?!
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Fabulous JOB, O.Snapp! I swear, the way you described this episode... it was actually kind of interesting (in a way that actually watching this dreck is not). Thank you for taking yet another MTV bullet for the rest of us!

love, J-Mo :)

P.S. I hear ya about the fuckability of Italians... and don't get me started on the Portuguesos, either, ay!

Ah, so THAT is how you spell neener! I have always wondered, because na na na na boo boo just looks stupid. Erm, so does neener. Scratch that.

Great recap!

Good to hear about Italy - I am heading over there (by myself, no less) next April for 2 months. I'm currently single...

I stopped watching The Hills after Heidi's old co-worker at Bolt (I can't remember her name, but she said she'd work for Heidi when in reality she had quit the company) gave her the old what-for. That was awesome. After that, I just couldn't take it anymore.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who hates Lo. I hated her even when she was just on the show once a year, for pete's sakes!

Add me to the list of people who say, "I don't watch the show, but I enjoy the recaps." This, my friend, is a phrase I have become all too familiar with (just read any comments of Million Dollar Listing). Kudos to you!

Elodie! That's her name.

O. Snapp,

NO!! I didn't even notice that about the camera! I was going to take a look at it when I was reading the recap, but I just got lost in reading the recap and forgot! That IS strange!!

Painful episode, awesome recap.

Given Stephanie's history of substance abuse, it would make sense for Spencer to have the same problem...maybe that's why he behaves so erratically. And why he bugged out when Heidi's sister stayed with them....where was he going to use?? He does have a lot of behaviors and attitudes that point to drug abuse.

Just saying!

ok O.snapp

i thought the screen cap where heidi took the pic of her and spencer looked weird at first too, until i noticed that it actually WAS a pic of them, only she's holding the camera at a weird angle and that it mostly shows him and not her...
he is dead center and she is cut off at the side of the pic, check it out again and you'll see.
of course the only camera that heidi would actually pose for would be MTVs (or maybe the US weekly paps) so the digital pic she was taking really doesn't matter anyway...

Also, LOL at the "crazy bitch" picture.

If I'm not mistaken, that is Svetlana Khorkina, the former Russian queen of gymnastics who retired after Athens.

But lol anyway.

Lo must have been really thirsty; she had THREE drinks with her when she and Blah had lunch.

"Perhaps he, Bro, Wahler, Coletti and that French dude all get together for poker Mondays while they sit around, drink beer and talk about LC's well-advertised lady parts."
THAT was just WRONG!!! Funnny as hell, but WRONG!!!!