LC tells Broahday that Blahdrina felt attacked at Our Home (not actually our home). LC also makes a somewhat coherent argument that um, MAYBE this whole SITUATION is, um, you know, MIGHT be a LITTLE BIT of Broahday's fault. Man, somebody give this bitch a Ph.D.! Broahday responds logically with...I'm just going to sit this one out. You know, repress everything to later....what a guy. Then LC and Borahday, like the scene changes and the end of every hills episode, stare awkwardly at each other while some alternative pop song plays.
Ahhh, the HILLS!
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This was a great recap. Okay...I must admit as far as a recap actually goes, I didn't watch the epi so who knows how acurrate it was but it was FUNNAY!
Jayde and Blah are really the same hole so I don't blame Brody at all. He should be blame-free. But in that case what was the friggin point. Oh, Brody.
Loved Lauren's concerned glances. Never actually counted them before but now I'll be obsessed.
Heidi and Spencer are not even worth making fun of anymore. I am no longer offended by Spencer. Like I am no longer offended by the crazy bum who hangs out by the 7-11 constantly masturbating. Just as long as his manly nectar doesn't get on me. Maybe if Spencer started to publicly masterbate in every episode...hmmm. Heidi just looks constipated. She needs a good enema...or a Brody-ma.
Lauren seems like Alice in Wonderland. All the crazyness and she's outside looking in (I don't know what Im typing. Muscle spasms. Muscle relaxers). All of LC's real life is going on outside this stupid show so they can't even make one up now that fools anyone.
Well, I want to be fooled. FOOL ME!
1 of 5 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on May 9, 2009 10:18 AM
"..seems like there's enough forehead to go around in these two gangs."
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2 of 5 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on May 9, 2009 10:21 AM
Wow, this particular show seems so manufactured.
A) The "hookup" was not even shown, not one kiss.
B) Audrina is an awful actress.
C) Brody wasn't blamed once for cheating on his girlfriend.
D) Lauren phoned it in.
E) Also, Jayduh, is the worst playmate evuh.
This show is just riduculous nowadays.
There's no reality.
3 of 5 | Posted by whatever | Posted on May 9, 2009 10:06 PM
ease up on the nicknames though... maybe it's just me but i found the nicknames you gave all of them were over the top.
4 of 5 | Posted by nyla | Posted on May 11, 2009 5:02 AM
hahah i gotta say i LOVED the westside story reference=]
the show sucks now i only watch it still so i know what you all are talkin about on the recaps lol
5 of 5 | Posted by sassycassc08 | Posted on May 14, 2009 1:30 AM