KC remarks that she needs someone to fix her up, since her vajayjay is currently vacant, and Lo sweetly suggests, "Blahdrina knows everyone!" Yeah, and their dick size. That Lo is so catty. Kristin giggles, "Oooh, I just met Pigpen in there, he's such a stand-up guy!" She has her trademark sarcastic tone, which actually means nothing because it never signifies whether she's being sarcastic or not, just that she has a weird voice. Either way, Blahdrina is not amused, but is happy to set up some drama for next season.
Hey, why wait for a reception when you can just gather everyone outside the church and throw your bouquet while you have the cameras right there?
"You're next!" Heidi squeals to Kristin, symbolically passing the LC torch onto the newest blonde bitch. I'm sure they'll have a lot of fun together next season.
LC doesn't even bother to exit out the front. She takes the back route out and hops right into a waiting car service, which takes her far, far away, perhaps to Burbank.
And that's it. Considering the fact that both Kristin Cavallari AND Stacie were at the wedding, I thought there would be a little more tension there. Also, I was hoping for a little more closure from LC, though I don't know how much more I could have gotten than seeing her quit her job, move out of her house and drive off into the sunset. Nevertheless, I think that kid's gonna be alright.
As for me, I want to thank you guys for reading my ridiculous ramblings every week. I'll probably be back for the occasional Christmas Special recap, but as for the regulars, I'm out! Thanks to TVGasm, for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and giving me a reasonable excuse to be a total raging bitch every week. You have no idea how much easier you've made life for everyone around me. -xoxOSNAPP!
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Comments (15)
You had me at "Swiffer Ballroom Blitz."
1 of 15 | Posted by twunty mcslore | Posted on June 4, 2009 4:44 AM
You will be missed OSnapp! I have enjoyed your recaps, but hope you are on to bigger & better things!
2 of 15 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on June 4, 2009 8:27 AM
Good for Lauren...go live your life, girl!
Heidi and Spencer are ridiculous. I wish I had a snarkier comment but I'll leave that up to the recappers. And yes, I will be watching next season (sigh)
O.Snapp, thanks so much for the laughs...good luck to you.
3 of 15 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on June 4, 2009 9:17 AM
thanks o. snapp, for recapping this every week so i didn't have to watch it.
i was always on team kristin. i like that she realizes she's only on the show to bring drama and doesn't want to make friends. is it bad that i somehow think she's above all this petty nonsense that happens on this show?
4 of 15 | Posted by kmh5125 | Posted on June 4, 2009 9:36 AM
We'll miss you, O. Snapp!
kmh5125, you are not the only one on Team Kristin. I always liked Lauren, but Kristin's snarkiness rocks. And she will definitely bring the drama. I'm not ashamed to say that I'll still be watching because of Kristin.
5 of 15 | Posted by maybeimamazed02 | Posted on June 4, 2009 11:12 AM
Nooo Osnapp, you cannot leave.:( More seasons are coming!
6 of 15 | Posted by kissmymanolos | Posted on June 4, 2009 11:20 AM
I love lauren too....but next season looks awesome! Kristin knows how to bring the drama. I love how she said in the previews..'you're messing with the wrong girl!' Oh please someone mess with her......i would looove to see what she would do to them. watch your backs audrina and jayde.
welcome back kristen cavallari. =)
7 of 15 | Posted by jozeyg | Posted on June 4, 2009 12:27 PM
Thanks for a Great season O snapp. I dont even bother to watch the show anymore (we are way behind)- I just read the recaps. Good luck.
8 of 15 | Posted by flodence | Posted on June 4, 2009 1:16 PM
Was I the only one who heard the scary music from The Omen when Heidi was marching down the aisle toward her vile excuse for a human being Spencer?
I thought it was appropriate. Must just be in the soundtrack of my mind.
Great recap.
9 of 15 | Posted by AnneM | Posted on June 4, 2009 6:04 PM
OH NO! You're leaving us O.Snapp?! I was HOPING you meant you were only leaving us for the season, but would be back next season. :( I will truly miss your recaps! Next season is going to be AWESOME too! I wish you all the best in your future endeavors. You are very talented and I thoroughly enjoyed reading your recaps. Take care!
10 of 15 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on June 4, 2009 9:15 PM
I loved your recaps this season O.Snapp. Please reconsider coming back for the next one!
11 of 15 | Posted by oranges | Posted on June 5, 2009 9:26 AM
And O.Snapp even rhymes w/ recap. Come on!
12 of 15 | Posted by oranges | Posted on June 5, 2009 9:28 AM
I have to echo the sentiments of my fellow posters and say thanks for the excellent recaps! I don't plan to watch next season (I cannot stand Kristen Cavallari) but I will probably read the recaps and I will miss you!
Also, am I the only one who thought that Spencer was in the right at the rehearsal dinner? I mean, I love Holly, but I also would have been furious if my sister was throwing food at my rehearsal dinner and making a drunken, rather embarassing speech.
13 of 15 | Posted by georgiababe | Posted on June 5, 2009 2:34 PM
You will be missed O. Snapp! this was hands down the BEST RECAP of the year! I could not stop laughing the whole way through (awkward for the people in my office, but whatevs!)
Thanks and much love!
14 of 15 | Posted by KrispyDixie | Posted on June 8, 2009 3:30 AM
First of all, I was seriously dying of laughter at the Charlie sleeping with his eyes open comments. Hilarious! I was surprised at myself while watching this episode. First of all, I thought Charlie's comment about apologizing to LC was pretty mature coming from one of Spencer's friends. I am embarrassed to admit I teared up at Stephanies speech! I also teared up when LC came into the bridal room. I am also shocked to say that I sort of believe Spencer might really want to settle down..at least he FINALLY admitted to the sex tape rumors, he's been denying that for a few seasons now. I think that's a big step. I know I teared up when LC came into the bridal room, but I would have been proud of her if she didn't go to the wedding. Spencer publicly humiliated her! She was right that heidi only wanted her there to validate heidi's decision...at least she didn't go to the reception, how come we didn't get to see the reception?
Also, why did Lauren and Lo move out? Didn't Lauren own the house?
15 of 15 | Posted by winks523 | Posted on June 11, 2009 2:28 PM