Speaking of horror, as they climb to the top, Heidi begins screaming, "Ooooh Spencie! Ooohhh Spencie!" I shudder and pray that they're not going to start reenacting that roller coaster scene from "Fear."
They pause at the top and Spencie tells his lady he knows people who run Ferris Wheels. Oooh he's soooo connected. He tells Heidi about his walk with Cowdaddy and how he requested permission to marry Heidi. She laughs and asks, "Did he cut your throat?" "Actually... he said yes," Spencer replies.
Heidi is unsure about the prospect of marrying him, because their fake Mexican marriage made everything in their relationship worse. Think of how bad it would be if it were a REAL marriage! Spencer denies this and claims marriage would make their relationship stronger (though I think it's supposed to be the other way around). Heidi says a lot needs to happen before she'll marry him, and I wonder if all of the things she lists can be accomplished in the remaining two episodes.
She goes from listing reasonable, mature requests (that he apologize to her mom and LC) to reiterating her desire for a big "princess wedding." I wonder which is more important to her. He says the only thing missing is... a..... RING! She gasps with delight and he asks her (again) to marry him. "With THIS ring, yes!" she laughs. Ahahahaha, there's nothing money can't buy, including a woman's love and the lowering of her standards for a working relationship!
"This makes up for a lot," she smiles. Well, at least you're letting him know how he can solve things the next time he pisses you off. "You're going to be my HUSBAND!" she squeals. "For EVER and EVER till DEATH do us part, do you hear me? Till DEATH, not divorce do us part!" Then they pause in place, a wacky sitcom tableau of a nagging starlet and her runaround cad of a fiancée. Puke.
AAAAAAND one more time in case you missed the rock.
Oh, and just in case you were worried you'd missed this week's Style Tip, here it is - red nailpolish: in.
See you on the boards! - xoxOSnapp
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Comments (7)
stephanie pratt...wow...just wow
1 of 7 | Posted by efk2020 | Posted on May 20, 2009 2:10 PM
So, as usual your recaps made me laugh quite hard. :o)
The part about the movie fear was one of my most favorites.
Heidi's real dad was ridiculous but it was great because for once Spencer looked like he might actually piss himself.
The proposal was sweet in it's sick kind of material way and the pecking that the two of them did made me want to barf.
Lauren did an excellent job firing stephanie and the look that Lauren's co worker shot her cracked me up.
Though I am not proud of steph's work ethic I admired the way she told that band dude to "zip his flirtatious lips" because honestly, what kind of douche explains his relationship as a "situation"
I love how Lauren and Brody have platonic romantic dinners. As most other viewers feel I wish that the two of them would just date again already. He is yummy and I hope that he stays on the hills even though Lauren is leaving.
Yes, Lauren has made a few people cry. Audrina, jenbunny, heidi, and oh, yeah stephanie! I am sure they are not the only ones!
2 of 7 | Posted by whit-ster | Posted on May 20, 2009 2:46 PM
Heidi's daddy reminds me of the man that did the Quacker Oatmeal commercials. Funny though...Heidi actually looks just like her Step-Dad. Hmmmm..sounds a little fishy to me.
Did Audrina actually call someone else 'Promiscious"?? Wow, talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
When Spence pulled out that ring I said "Yep, somebody has been to Claire's"
3 of 7 | Posted by fatgirlsrule | Posted on May 20, 2009 8:28 PM
OOOppppssss, I forgot to say this: What the hell was Steph wearing when she met Heidi for lunch??? It looked like a tater sack being held in place by some duct tape.
I cant believe that heidis dad asked spence what his 'intentions' were with his daughter. Lets see, been shacking up for awhile, getting the milk for free........
Is the word Narly really spelled Gnarly??
4 of 7 | Posted by fatgirlsrule | Posted on May 20, 2009 8:40 PM
Love the Fear reference! Maybe Spencer can tattoo his chest with
Heidi
4
Eva
5 of 7 | Posted by totallydifferenthead | Posted on May 21, 2009 10:51 AM
HIGH-LARIOUS! Great job O.Snapp! This was a good episode! I liked watching Spencer squirm at the thought of Heidi's (real) dad coming. I wish her dad had really tortured him more though. He seemed to win over the dad so easily. I guess teaming up against Darlene must have been a stroke of genius. I, too, thought it was a risky move. The interesting thing is that Darlene thinks Spencer reminds her of Bill, and she DIVORCED Bill. If Heidi is anything like Darlene, she could eventually be following in the same footsteps....They certainly don't SEEM that similar, but I'm sure eventually she will see the light.
6 of 7 | Posted by thatswhatshesaid | Posted on May 21, 2009 10:52 AM
Osnapp, I have to tell you how much I love your recaps. You're totally one of the writers I go to when I need to 'get in the mood': the writing mood that is. Sorry, didn't mean to make you too uncomfortable. Hee-hee.
Hugs,
Yenta
7 of 7 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on May 24, 2009 6:07 AM