This week on The Hills, the answer to the biggest TV mystery since Who shot JR? is revealed, Jen Bunney attempts the impossible feat of becoming more unlikable, and Brody Jenner is hot.
Almost as fine as Dolthouse.
We find our girl in the officecloset telling Whitney how much fun she had in Vegas while Whitney stayed home. LC confesses that Brody kissed her, and she fought with Deadrina. Whitney's responses are maternal and platitude-ish, like probably she and her mother are best friends. She practically says "what a nice boy that Brody is," and "girls will be girls" instead of "did you guys do it?" and "her boyfriend sucks, though." I wonder if that's why she doesn't always get invited to the parties. No one wants to do a keg stand while their mom is in the background warning them they could break their head open.
If you fold your jeans properly, you won't have to iron creases into them!
While Whitney folds clothes, LC reads Defamer and receives a text message from the infamous Jen Bunney. She wants to talk. Hmmm... I wonder who what she wants to talk about. "She probably wants to smooth things over," Whitney advises. "You two have a lot of catching up to do!" Then she licks her thumb and wipes a smudge off LC's cheek.
Back at home, it seems like our girl has had a little reflection time. She spies Deadrina in the living and settles down on the sofa across from her. She admits that the text from Jen Bunney has got her to thinking that maybe she's been too judgemental regarding Deadrina's relationship with Bustin. She's still broken from the things that happened last year and she's scared for anyone else to go through the same thing. When she says, "I'm thinking that I'm being a good friend, but last year I made my roommate move out, like, she couldn't even live with me," I am once again reminded why she's the star of the show. She's the techno age Angela Chase or Felicity Porter. She makes mistakes, but she's not an asshole, and when she admits it, she breaks my heart. Like Angela and Felicity, when she cries, I cry.
Just please don't cut your hair. I don't want this show to get cancelled.
Nothing heals a painful self-realization like a session of retail therapy. While perusing the racks at Diane Merrick, LC tells Lo she apologized to Deadrina. "For what? Vegas?!" sniffs a newly brunette Lo. "Whatever, Bustin's a loser." Oh, Lo. Every fun friend I ever had when I was 20 had a loser boyfriend at some point. And rude or silent, Bustin's hot. And those are the friends you take to Vegas, even if it kind of sucks. I mean, nobody begged Whitney to go. To change the subject, Lo pulls a garment off the shelf that the two are gaga over. It's a striped piece of material that looks like one of those hippie-ish baby slings. LC's eyes open with the thrill of the find. "How do I wear this exactly?" asks Lo. LC drapes it around her neck. It's neither a scarf, nor a top. It's a thing that goes around your neck. When I moved to LA, I asked a friend what the Hollywood style is. "Expensive homeless," he told me. Diane Merrick has her finger on the pulse.
LC tells Lo she's having lunch with Jen Bunney. "Bunts?" asks Lo. Hahaha. Perfect nickname, since bunts in baseball always seem like weak trickery to me. Lo doesn't want LC to put herself back in that situation again. "It's not like she slept with Jordan Catalano or wrote a song about me that she sang on the subway," counters LC. Even still, Lo doesn't want "that mean girl to be mean to you again." Suddenly, LC seems tired, of everything and everyone. An expensive neck sling and an US Weekly cover story and a burgeoning clothing line can't hold you until you fall asleep at night.
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Comments (82)
Yesssss. First to comment.
But anyways, I enjoyed this episode after the little "Hills" hiatus. I'm 90% sure that Brody isn't responsible, he seems like a nice, genuine guy. LC made a good point, saying he doesn't badmouth people. I mean he still has nice words for Spencer, after he was being such an asshole. I don't know if it was editing or if it really happened, but the long pause at the very end of the episode between Spencer & Heidi seemed to say it all to me. Spencer knows that he started it, and should just stop denying it. And either Heidi is completely oblivious and stupid, or knew about it and didn't tell Lauren cause their friendship was at the beginning of the end at the time.
1 of 82 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on October 17, 2007 2:43 PM
Yesssss. First to comment.
But anyways, I enjoyed this episode after the little "Hills" hiatus. I'm 90% sure that Brody isn't responsible, he seems like a nice, genuine guy. LC made a good point, saying he doesn't badmouth people. I mean he still has nice words for Spencer, after he was being such an asshole. I don't know if it was editing or if it really happened, but the long pause at the very end of the episode between Spencer & Heidi seemed to say it all to me. Spencer knows that he started it, and should just stop denying it. And either Heidi is completely oblivious and stupid, or knew about it and didn't tell Lauren cause their friendship was at the beginning of the end at the time.
2 of 82 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on October 17, 2007 2:46 PM
FIRST TO COMMENT.
well at least, i should be. :]
Anyways, I enjoyed this episode after the "Hills" hiatus last week. I'm about 85%-90% sure that Brody is not responsible for the rumors. He seems like he is a really nice and genuine guy. And Lauren was right, he doesn't badmouth anybody. Not even Spencer.
I don't know if it was editing or if it really happened, but the long awkward pause between Heidi and Spencer at the very end of the episode seemed to say it all. Spencer knows he started it, so he should stop denying it. I think there's even an interview on the Internet, where he directly says it, if I'm not mistaken. I remember the first episode of this season someone had a link to it or some kind of article that discusses Spencer's hand in the rumor. And as for Heidi, either she is completely oblivious and stupid, or she knew about it and didn't tell Lauren, because that time was the beginning of the end for them. And if that's the case, she's still just as guilty.
Also, I wonder if Lauren & Jen will really repair their friendship, or if they'll just stay "cool" but not become close again.
3 of 82 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on October 17, 2007 2:51 PM
FIRST TO COMMENT.
well at least, i should be. :]
Anyways, I enjoyed this episode after the "Hills" hiatus last week. I'm about 85%-90% sure that Brody is not responsible for the rumors. He seems like he is a really nice and genuine guy. And Lauren was right, he doesn't badmouth anybody. Not even Spencer.
I don't know if it was editing or if it really happened, but the long awkward pause between Heidi and Spencer at the very end of the episode seemed to say it all. Spencer knows he started it, so he should stop denying it. I think there's even an interview on the Internet, where he directly says it, if I'm not mistaken. I remember the first episode of this season someone had a link to it or some kind of article that discusses Spencer's hand in the rumor. And as for Heidi, either she is completely oblivious and stupid, or she knew about it and didn't tell Lauren, because that time was the beginning of the end for them. And if that's the case, she's still just as guilty.
Also, I wonder if Lauren & Jen will really repair their friendship, or if they'll just stay "cool" but not become close again.
4 of 82 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on October 17, 2007 2:52 PM
Spencer is a jerk and Heidi is a fool. When will she ever realize what an ass he is?
Why so late with the review?
5 of 82 | Posted by TVJunkie | Posted on October 17, 2007 2:54 PM
Spencer is a jerk and Heidi is a fool. When will she ever realize what an ass he is?
Why so late with the review?
6 of 82 | Posted by TVJunkie | Posted on October 17, 2007 2:57 PM
Ohhh sorry about all of the extra posts, guys. The server was moving really slow.
7 of 82 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on October 17, 2007 3:01 PM
Dont think brody had anything to do with the tape. he seems like a nice guy and a good friend; if he did that would be the biggest betrayal ever
Heidi and spencer disturb me- im tired of seeing them on the show to be honest. heidi seems stupid and brainwashed about everything now, not just her relationship with spencer and his weird facial hair.
Oh, and jen still sucks-she has no dominant master to hang with now so she goes back and forth between lauren and heidi to get on one of their good sides
Let Whitney come to a party for once!!!!!!!!
8 of 82 | Posted by amarie_luvsTV | Posted on October 17, 2007 3:21 PM
I know that you dedicated a paragraph to Jenn Bunney's new nick name BUT Lo called her BUNNS and not Bunts. Play on Bunney, Bun Bun and such.
9 of 82 | Posted by BigBrwnEyez | Posted on October 17, 2007 3:22 PM
Ting, my fave part was your recap of the sitdown with Brody. Too funny! I agree that he intensity with which Brody said he knew it was Spiedi was made him look particuarly hot - this in spite of the fact that I still think he originally got involved with Lauren/this show for his own gain, as we all know Spencer did, and continues to do. It just comes off better from Brody b/c he's not a total prick. BTW, are we ever going to see the "Brody kissed Whitney" segment that was in the season opener promo? When I first saw that, all I could think was, why is it ok for Whit, but no way in hell was it ok for Bunney? Also, how quickly we forget, Ting, that we saw the laid-back side of Whit just a few weeks ago. I agree that her segments can be boring, but keep in mind that this is a girl who is serious about advancing in fashion and publishing and what not - why screw it up by acting like a twit on camera?
10 of 82 | Posted by User Name | Posted on October 17, 2007 4:32 PM
Ting, my fave part was your recap of the sitdown with Brody. Too funny! I agree that he intensity with which Brody said he knew it was Spiedi was made him look particuarly hot - this in spite of the fact that I still think he originally got involved with Lauren/this show for his own gain, as we all know Spencer did, and continues to do. It just comes off better from Brody b/c he's not a total prick. BTW, are we ever going to see the "Brody kissed Whitney" segment that was in the season opener promo? When I first saw that, all I could think was, why is it ok for Whit, but no way in hell was it ok for Bunney? Also, how quickly we forget, Ting, that we saw the laid-back side of Whit just a few weeks ago. I agree that her segments can be boring, but keep in mind that this is a girl who is serious about advancing in fashion and publishing and what not - why screw it up by acting like a twit on camera?
11 of 82 | Posted by User Name | Posted on October 17, 2007 4:34 PM
I have no problem reading these post, but not the same one 4X. Come on you mental midgets, just re-check the dang site to see if it post, and if it doesn't, is it really THAT important? The answer should be no. If not reevaluate your life and stop playing Centipede with Spencer.
Never know if Heidi had a moment of clarity at the end or MTV looped the same shot over and over again like crafty Canoe and Sandra Bullock in Speed. In any case Toothy McDouches reaction to the news said it all. His infliction wasn't such a as "how could my best bud betray me with a lie?" It was more "I can't believe that dude told some chick the truth!"
Anybody get to see the full title of the book Spencer was looking at? I would say reading, but I doubt he can do that. It was "Intelligence I. . . " In any case, the irony is rich enough with the 1st word in the title. Good recap, Ting. But I think the recap of the work morose between Spedi would have played out better literally.
12 of 82 | Posted by mattypopo | Posted on October 17, 2007 4:52 PM
Yeah. The douche was holding a CIG or Dummies book about financial investing. Yeah, right. It was merely for props. Got the Dummie part right, and that's probably what attracted him about the purchase. The knob is also unfortunately featured in Radar. He's got real insight on world affairs. Yeah.
The real question here is whether of not Bunt the Droid can get any freakin dumber. She needs to get her head shaved, dosed for lice, or treated for that annoying tick of running her grubby little fingers through her hair.
13 of 82 | Posted by KatAttack | Posted on October 17, 2007 5:38 PM
I would have taped this so I could freeze the frame to see what Spencer is reading, but I realized his lips weren't moving, so he was definatly just using it as a prop.
I wonder if he's trying to show all of America that he is not just a lazy, controlling jerk who does nothing all day long but pull the strings of his puppet Heidi and redecorate the Monchichi's lair?
What about that clip that shows Lauren telling Heidi that just because she didn't do anything, didn't mean she was innocent? Did that happen yet?
I think Heidi is so far gone she doesn't realize how mean she and Monchichi are. You would think that having no friends at all would be a sign that there's a problem.
14 of 82 | Posted by AnneM | Posted on October 17, 2007 5:53 PM
Spencer reading a book on Intelligence? Reminds me of A Fish Called Wanda.
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.
15 of 82 | Posted by Alafoss | Posted on October 17, 2007 6:17 PM
Loosen up mattypopo. I didn't even know that mine was sent twice. And what's the big deal about it anyway. Just skip it.
16 of 82 | Posted by TVJunkie | Posted on October 17, 2007 7:36 PM
Oh, by the way mattypopo, I got an error message that my post didn't go through but yet, there it is No. 16. So......before you accuse of us being "mental midgets", get your facts straight.
17 of 82 | Posted by TVJunkie | Posted on October 17, 2007 7:42 PM
Help! Someone please fill me in!
Here's what I know:
Spencer and maybe Heidi started a rumor that Lauren and Jason made a tape of them having sex.
There has to be more to this, what am I missing?
18 of 82 | Posted by jenna | Posted on October 17, 2007 8:18 PM
In answer to Jenna: whoever started the rumor also spread a really rude nickname regarding Lauren's girl parts, having to do with beef. And curtains. And saying hers are overly large.
There ya go.
19 of 82 | Posted by NolaO. | Posted on October 17, 2007 8:35 PM
I loved the editing in this episode. Spencer was beardless in the beginning of the episode, but at the end he had a full beard!
Oh, Hills.
20 of 82 | Posted by Amandar | Posted on October 17, 2007 8:48 PM
wtf? i don't get it? so jason and lc made a sex tape... BFD! doesnt everyone?
who the hell cares?
i would like to see it though.
if they DID NOT make a tape, what does lc care about the rumor? she and jason obviously DID MAKE a tape and it is out there somewhere or she would not care so much.
i think this whole rumor thing is about lc's BEEF CURTAINS!
that is what has pissed off lc . she knows the visual proof does exist and she is mad as hell about it.
lc, you know you can get surgery for that sort of thing, so don't sweat it!
21 of 82 | Posted by heehaw | Posted on October 18, 2007 4:46 AM
Is it really possible that Justin isn't a dumb loser but is just uncomfortable in front of the cameras? I hadn't thought of that. Very insightful, Ting.
All in all, a good recap. My favorite line :"We knew, like we know about O.J., but now we really really know." However, like mattypopo, I would have liked to have the last Speidi scene to have been recapped a little more literally.
Despite the fact that Brody has been friends with Spencer since childhood, I think he's a great guy. Did he have ulterior motives when he first wooed Lauren? Probably, but I'm inclined to believe that the ulterior motives had more to do with Spencer being his manager at that time and Brody not being averse to the idea of getting to know that hot chick from The Hills.
So, is it really true that Heidi had nothing to do with the sex-tape rumors? She didn't seem very innocent at Ketchup when she surmised about Lauren and Jason, "Maybe they're back in the movie-making action!"
22 of 82 | Posted by BonaFide | Posted on October 18, 2007 5:17 AM
Is Spencer wearing blue eyeliner in that first screencap??????
As for Whitney - I get the feeling that she's a bit uncomfortable fraternizing with the girls like she used to because, remember, she's now Lauren's BOSS. I can't fault her for that at all.
And lastly, if you have an afternoon to kill: Watch the first season of this show. Pay particular attention to Heidi. Are THAT Heidi and this Heidi even remotely the same person?
23 of 82 | Posted by Mandymax | Posted on October 18, 2007 5:52 AM
Is Spencer wearing blue eyeliner in that first screencap??????
As for Whitney - I get the feeling that she's a bit uncomfortable fraternizing with the girls like she used to because, remember, she's now Lauren's BOSS. I can't fault her for that at all.
And lastly, if you have an afternoon to kill: Watch the first season of this show. Pay particular attention to Heidi. Are THAT Heidi and this Heidi even remotely the same person?
24 of 82 | Posted by Mandymax | Posted on October 18, 2007 6:05 AM
Ting,
You clearly have a gift. I'm still wiping the coffee off my screen.
Thank you!
25 of 82 | Posted by ClosetExtrovert | Posted on October 18, 2007 6:28 AM
Mattypopo, AMEN bro - seriously I'm soooo sick of reading 3 or 4 posts of the same thing. Everyone gets an error message with this software, all you have to do is hit post once and it'll show up, error message or not.
As for the book, Monchi was reading: "Intelligent Investing". Which he made sure to hold up over the couch and flash at the camera. I paused my tivo and laughed and laughed and laughed....
Can't wait for Heidi to bitch slap this guy next week about not working even though I know their still together, but I love it when anyone gives him a taste of his own medicine.
26 of 82 | Posted by Krizzatch
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Posted on October 18, 2007 7:01 AM
bonafide - I forgot about the comment Heidi made at Ketchup. It definately does make you think that she was involved with the sex tape rumor.
27 of 82 | Posted by jhaunt | Posted on October 18, 2007 7:28 AM
oh man. loved the recap. i don't really think brody is that hot, though- he looked like he was wearing some serious under-eye makeup during that whole dinner! And i'm not sure he's super trustworthy. like that time he and lauren went on a date, he kept complimenting her like he was in love- but they didn't even really know each other! i'm hesitant to jump on the brody train, is all.
ALSO, whitney is my favorite on the whole show, she seems like she really knows who she is.
28 of 82 | Posted by isthisawkward | Posted on October 18, 2007 7:43 AM
Hey guys. I've always thought that Brody is HOTTT, I love when he's on screen.
However, I was just wondering if anyone else saw this. On the previews for that new show following Kim Kardashian, he's on that, too! I think he just hangs around with whatever priviledged girl of the week has a camera crew following them around.
29 of 82 | Posted by qupert | Posted on October 18, 2007 8:01 AM
Thank you, TV Junkie! Don't forget, Mattypopo is one who comments just about every week, so who is really playing Centipede with Spencer? Anyway, this software sucks, because not only do I always get an error message after waiting for the screen to clear for 10 minutes, but it also listed me as "Username" (that's me in 10&11). Anyway, if it does the same thing this time, I'm Coco q. puff and I don't post every week like SOME people. Now, checking back for a day or two to see the new comments, that's another story...
30 of 82 | Posted by User Name | Posted on October 18, 2007 8:02 AM
Hey guys. I've always thought that Brody is HOTTT, I love when he's on screen.
However, I was just wondering if anyone else saw this. On the previews for that new show following Kim Kardashian, he's on that, too! I think he just hangs around with whatever priviledged girl of the week has a camera crew following them around.
31 of 82 | Posted by qupert | Posted on October 18, 2007 8:05 AM
Sorry for the double post, but I SWEAR, I only posted ONCE!! :o
32 of 82 | Posted by qupert | Posted on October 18, 2007 8:45 AM
I'm pretty sure that Kim Kardashian's mom is married to Brody's dad...which is why he is on that show too.
Lo is starting to get on my nerves. I'm glad Lauren realized what she was doing with her friends and their boyfriends. It's like she got a reality check from somewhere. I can't even comment on Speidi bc I hate them SO much...they need to stop getting publicity so they can go away.
33 of 82 | Posted by Yankeesfan | Posted on October 18, 2007 9:39 AM
I don't know if it was the editing, but the way Brody was avoiding Lauren's gaze when she was asking him about whether or not he did it got me thinking. I bet it was Spencer who spread the rumors at the time, and Brody and he were still friends, and Brody knew about it and just didn't do anything about it. And I think Heidi might not have had anything to do with it initially, but found out about it later on when Lauren and her weren't talking, so she didn't do anything about it either. With all that said though, I'm still on Team Brody and Lauren!
34 of 82 | Posted by crazy711jess | Posted on October 18, 2007 9:39 AM
I'm pretty sure that Kim Kardashian's mom is married to Brody's dad...which is why he is on that show too.
Lo is starting to get on my nerves. I'm glad Lauren realized what she was doing with her friends and their boyfriends. It's like she got a reality check from somewhere. I can't even comment on Speidi bc I hate them SO much...they need to stop getting publicity so they can go away.
35 of 82 | Posted by Yankeesfan | Posted on October 18, 2007 9:45 AM
Hey the truth hurts. I have time to comment once (or twice a week) and still play Centipede with Spencer ( I have the high score by the by) because I don't post the same message 8X. Rectify!
36 of 82 | Posted by mattypopo | Posted on October 18, 2007 10:03 AM
Ting Lee!!! Good recap. I cant believe there was ever any doubt over who started the beef rumours.
And why? oh why? Cant people just hit the post button ONCE, it ALWAYS takes awhile,but whether it says error or whatever it 99% posts your post, just have a little patience sheesh, i know it sucks, but its better than posting the same thing 2-4 times!!!
37 of 82 | Posted by lloyddobbler | Posted on October 18, 2007 10:12 AM
I really only did press it once - I swear!! Don't know where the double post came from!
38 of 82 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on October 18, 2007 10:24 AM
the double post come from Mozilla users. USE EXPLODER. OR BE PATIENT!
NOW back to the storyline.
LAUREN HAS BEEF CURTAINS AND IS PISSED AS WHOLLY HELL THAT HER PAST BOYFRIENDS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT (THEM)! brody, jason, stephen all have first hand knowledge and spencer heard it from them. i think brody talked about it! like guys do.
the visual proof is on the sex tapes and just waiting to hit the internet.
i do agree that kissing and telling is bad form, but LC seems to love the attention because SHE CONTINUES TO BRING IT UP!
WHY doesn't LC just say "sure we made a sex tape... big deal!" and oh by the way i also have beef curtains and neither jason, stephen or brody complained at the time!" in fact they all came back for more!"
LC the truth shall set you free. look what it did for Paris Hilton!
39 of 82 | Posted by heehaw | Posted on October 18, 2007 10:52 AM
Ok, this is Coco q. again, apparently I am only recognized as "Username" - anyway, Heehaw, we all know that Spencer didn't even know Brody. He did not talk about Lauren's anatomy "like guys do" with this person he didn't even know. Seriously. Also, I do not believe that Lauren had sex with Stephen, it is pretty obvious that Jason was her first. She sees Stephen occasionally, has called him her "neighbor" in the Hillside Villas (or whatever her complex is called), and has a generally casual attitude about him, like girls do with guys they once had crushes on but now are friends with. The dynamic with Jason is completely different. Ask any girl.
Yes, I use Mozilla b/c IE jacked up my last computer.
40 of 82 | Posted by User Name | Posted on October 18, 2007 11:15 AM
user name:
you stand corrected.
spencer and brody are childhood friends, so i don't know what you are talking about. YES THEY TALKED ABOUT LC'S BEEF CURTAINS.
lc did have sex with brody, stephen and jason. she has been around the block plenty and they and others have first hand knowledge of her anatomy.
that is what pisses her off. she wants to come across as miss pure....
sorry LC'S cherry is popped! big time!
41 of 82 | Posted by heehaw | Posted on October 18, 2007 11:29 AM
Heehaw, Yes I am wrong, but it was b/c i meant to say "Spencer didn't even know JASON." My bad. Yes, I don't live under a rock, i realize that Douchee and Brody were childhood friends, blahblahblah. Anyway, to go back to my original point, Why would JASON tell Spencer about Lauren's body when he didn't know him? Now, did Brody talk about her? Possibly...I really don't trust him entirely. See my #10&11 for that point. As to Lauren's first, say what you will, a female can pick up on these things (and I am one). Alrighty, enough time wasted for today...
42 of 82 | Posted by User Name | Posted on October 18, 2007 11:47 AM
great recap Tink. i especially loved the Felicity and My So-Called Life references... hilarious. loved that ep when Julie sang that song on the subway. hey, remember when Jordan Catalano wrote a song about his car called "Red", and poor Angela thought it was about her??? also hilarious.
Bravo on the comment about the segment producer urging Bunns to keep going... i get that feeling ALOT these days. this show is getting ridiculous. between the reverse cutting of hearing the poorly re-recorded VO of the person speaking over video of the person not speaking, and the completely staged and fake situations, i am starting to get irked.
i'm certain Brody went all douchbag and told Spencer about the Beef, but it was Spencer who called up all the gossip sites. they're both d-bags. Brody is just better at concealing it.
PDS
PS please Lord let this post only once!!! i don't wanna feel the wrath too.
43 of 82 | Posted by poor, dead shannon | Posted on October 18, 2007 11:50 AM
I think that although Spencer did start the rumors about LC that Brody knew about it but did nothing to stop it. I think the reason he was looking so intense when LC asked him about that was because he was trying to figure out a way to tell her that he knew -- but without looking bad.
The whole Dolthouse exchange was ludicrous. Heidi did tell him before the big event that she had plans and he was very casual and just wanted to make sure she had it covered. (I didn't believe that conversation either).
44 of 82 | Posted by murphena | Posted on October 18, 2007 12:26 PM
Guys,
Please ignore heehaw. He is obviously trying to get Team LC all riled up. Let's not play right into his hands. I wish LC's mom were here to tear him a new one. If that MILF could get lora on Team "socially awkward" Breanna, she can get heehaw on Team LC.
We all know that Spencer was never with LC, so I don't know where cunts like heehaw get off believing that Spencer could ever know what LC looks like down there, and we all now know that there was never a sex tape to begin with or else it would have surfaced by now, and even if there were a sex tape, how would it ever get into the hands of Spencer Pratt? Spencer and Jason are not friends, so it is impossible that it would reach to Spencer through Jason.
As of now, no one who has ever dated Lauren (including Stephen, Jason and Brody) has come forward to verify that Lauren does in fact have beef curtains, and until that time comes, the logical thing to do would be to assume that Spencer Pratt is such a piece of shit that he made the whole story up. What a loser!
45 of 82 | Posted by CheeZeeTVAddict | Posted on October 18, 2007 12:57 PM
I do believe lc has beef curtains, not bc i'm mean, but bc its not an uncommon thing, every girls body is different...if she was that insecure about it you can get surgery to fix it. In some radio interveiw with stew stone?..yeah well jason was on it talking to perez hilton and perez like an ahole mentioned the beef curtains..and well jason and his friends laughed...
the sex tape. i don't believe its out there, honestly it woulda came out by now, anyone would buy that an sell it asap ! i recall hearing that bc the tape wasn't that impressive and sorta boring no1 bought it..thats bullshit, paris hiltons tape was pathetic, it looked like she was a damn virgin whining she didn't want to do anything, i dun think anything coulda been worse than that and she became famous from the tape..lc already is famous...and if it was that boring people duh would want to buy it to make fun of her...such a lame excuse why no1s seen it
well thats my 2 cents, good recap, its lookin like the fake break up i heard in some mag is comin true with the big slap in your face from heidi comin next epi...uhhh so scripted....*MUST THINK ITS REAL TO ENJOY*
46 of 82 | Posted by samxx7 | Posted on October 18, 2007 3:27 PM
hey cheezwiz,
your insinuation that i am on any body's team is as laughable as your suggestion that Lc's mom reads this crap and cares.
look, LC HAS BEEF CURTAINS! GET OVER IT! you must have them too or you would not be so sensitive. you are getting your panties all in a bunch just because you have too much meat between the seat.
just for the record, i kinda like them in a spicy sort of way... so back off bitch.
i would love to get the opportunity to sample LC's MEAT WAD. i would come back for seconds and thirds just like all the boys. check out Spencer's and Jason's and Stephen's interviews.... they all mention LC'S BEEF CURTAINS. DON'T YOU KNOW BEEF LIPS LEAD TO camel toes or moose knuckles, ALL clearly visible in tight bikini's like LC wears.
like i said before, they are no problem as far as i am concerned, so get over it. she is beautiful just the way she is.
47 of 82 | Posted by heehaw | Posted on October 18, 2007 5:47 PM
To Cheez-E-Tv:
huh?? What MILF got to me?
I've always been a fan of the Conrad family. Without Lauren, there wouldn't be a show.
48 of 82 | Posted by loralei | Posted on October 18, 2007 7:56 PM
Thanks for everyone filling me in on the sex tape rumor now I can voice my opinion - BIG DEAL - all that arguing, loss of friendship, etc etc. over nothing! So what if Lauren and Jason made a tape of themselves having sex or so what if they didn't. And so what if Spencer or Heidi or Brody or whoever said there was a tape, maybe they heard there was. I just think if they wanted to make up a rumor to hurt Lauren they could have done better than a "rumor" of a sex tape. Millions of people tape themselves having sex, big deal. And if Lauren has an issue with her anatomy go have a consult with Dr Rey or that other Dr that specializes in "vaginal rejuvination". We all have flaws. I just can't believe that a friendship has been ruined over something so insignificant.
49 of 82 | Posted by jenna | Posted on October 18, 2007 8:40 PM
I understand you saying making a sex tape is no big deal.
But when it gets out is a different story. Several, several people in the last few years have had sex tapes being released or rumored sex tapes [[ many of them D-list celebs or reality TV stars]]. The fact is that, even though this gives them a lot of publicity and a household name, not many people want the world to see them having sex. It makes them look like a porn star or something. Even the rumor of a sex tape is embarassing, especially when it gets back to family and your parents. So the fact that a friend could have a hand in creating the rumor, or even know about it and not say something, seems pretty bad to me. Plus, that nickname is disgusting and also very embarassing for Lauren, I imagine.
I had an exact link to Spencer's blog, ranting about LC and her beef curtains, which proves he had to do with it [[even though everyone already knows that]]. However, TVgasm doesnt allow URL's in comments anymore. But google "beef curtains" and scroll down and you can find it.
50 of 82 | Posted by hollabackboy | Posted on October 18, 2007 9:13 PM
Ha Ha! I love the monchichi part! Your tale of the monchichi and the former nice girl was the best!
51 of 82 | Posted by bethmal | Posted on October 19, 2007 12:04 AM
samXX7 = heehaw
52 of 82 | Posted by CheeZeeTVAddict | Posted on October 19, 2007 4:15 AM
To All TVGasm Readers Coming Across heehaw's And samxx7's Asinine Comments,
The Stew Stone interview of Jason Wahler is available on YouTube, and Perez Hilton does mention the term "Beef Curtains", but Jason doesn't "laugh in glee" as the cunts mentioned above will have you believe. He just covers his mouth and goes, "Ohhhh!" He basically implies, "I can't believe you would go there." This is hardly a confirmation.
ANd to samxx7 and heehaw (who probably share the same penis as well as brain), Camel Toe and Beef Curtains could not be more different. Camel Toe describes the vulva while Beef Curtains describe the labia minora. Camel Toe is not immediately a derogatory term when used to describe anatomy while Beef Curtains is derogatory. A Camel Toe can be perceived through a bikini as it refers to the outline of a woman's vulva when seen through tight, form-fitting clothes whereas Beef Curtains cannot be perceived through clothes since it refers to the length of a woman's labia minora. Every woman who wears form-fitting clothes displays a Camel Toe, while not every woman's labia minora are long enough to be considered Beef Curtains.
Get your facts straight, little boys, before you post your nonsense.
53 of 82 | Posted by CheeZeeTVAddict | Posted on October 19, 2007 6:16 AM
^^^ first off you need to STUF comparing me to anyone, i'm a girl thank you. I wasn't agreeing with anyone only putting in my 2 cents that she PROB does have beef curtains NOT that no matter fucking what anyone says she DOES !!
and i watched the stu stone interview again, and yeah jason does what you said PLUS laughed and all you could hear was LAUGHING in the background, making a point IT MAYBE TRUE...by boys talking amoung themselfs about it.
oh and please get a new username, copying the real cheez is kinda sad considering they used to post alot!
54 of 82 | Posted by samxx7 | Posted on October 19, 2007 10:26 AM
HAHA on me making a typo on STFU...
55 of 82 | Posted by samxx7 | Posted on October 19, 2007 10:33 AM
samxx7 = heehaw
Talk about fucking retarded. You have to post with different usernames, one male and one female, so that it looks like someone else agrees with you. What a cunt you are, heehaw/samxx7! I think we all see who the poseur is (YOU). Like I said, I think the troll might be back...
56 of 82 | Posted by CheeZeeTVAddict | Posted on October 19, 2007 10:38 AM
CheeZ, IF I had any questions about your race, you just answered those with this line:
"We knew, like we know about O.J., but now we really really know."
It's been 12 years since OJ was ACQUITTED. As if no other "guilty" person has been acquitted. I'd like to see you get this certain of guilt re: the gang of acquitted LAPD officers that were CAUGHT ON TAPE beating an unarmed man to almost within an inch of his life. Move the F on!
57 of 82 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 19, 2007 11:29 AM
" TVJunkie: Oh, by the way mattypopo, I got an error message that my post didn't go through but yet, there it is No. 16. So......before you accuse of us being "mental midgets", get your facts straight."
TVJunkie, is this your first time posting on tvgasm? The server/site is notoriously slow to post. Despite the error you receive (Internal Error 500, right?) after patiently waiting 3 minutes, your comment was posted. Just hit "back" on your browser and then "refresh". You'll see your original comment. Yea, it sucks but that's quicker than rewriting your whole comment.
58 of 82 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 19, 2007 11:38 AM
I hate when posters try to rally other posters against another poster, make sense? I.e. Cheez or Mr. Mengi which is what I am going to call you. Who gives a flying fat baby if she does have BC's? So what I am pale Irish dude with small hairy penis-I got over it with lot's of soma and whiskey.
59 of 82 | Posted by mattypopo | Posted on October 19, 2007 11:40 AM
So while I'm waiting to turn a year older (or for my comments to post here), I finish reading the rest of the comments and find something else I wanna comment on, so bear with me.
Bonafide: "Is it really possible that Justin isn't a dumb loser but is just uncomfortable in front of the cameras? I hadn't thought of that. Very insightful, Ting."
On some random Hills special, Audrina basically said JB was uncomfortable with the cameras and that's why he acts the way he does. She knows the real him and that's all she cares about. Paraphrase.
And still a big fat boo to your OJ comment, CheeZ.
60 of 82 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 19, 2007 11:42 AM
Ummm... blahblah... You addressed your comment to CheeZ... when I think you meant to address it to Ting Lee.
I see that, even though I've been gone for so long, I'm still on everyone's mind! LOL!
61 of 82 | Posted by CheeZeeTVAddict | Posted on October 19, 2007 11:44 AM
Dammit, I must be a masochist. Here I go again, daring to press "post."
CheeZ, I'm apologizing to you. I meant to write Ting Lee as recapper. It said "last comment by CheeZ" right under Ting Lee, so I got confused.
Apparently that's easy to do on here :) Fix your freakin' software, TVGASM!
62 of 82 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on October 19, 2007 11:48 AM
hahah cheez there is no "we" its all you thats talking out of their ass. who gives a fuck if she has beef or not, you going to cry about it if she does?
and p.s. calling me a cunt is rather funny ! muah ! love you too !
63 of 82 | Posted by samxx7 | Posted on October 19, 2007 11:50 AM
and god damnit ! your not the real cheez, the real cheez needs to come address that a third time on these comments hahaha
64 of 82 | Posted by samxx7 | Posted on October 19, 2007 11:54 AM