However, Elder Partridge ain't havin' it. With LC not a constant presence in Blah's life, EP must take the reigns as the One To Hate The Boyfriend. It's only natural. Listen, we all have that person and we all are that person to at least one friend. I'm that person to all my friends. But girls with dickhead boyfriends, like Blahdrina and Heidi, need extra attention. Big Sister calls Blah out on Pigpen's habit of disappearing, not calling for a week, and never telling her where he was. Blahdrina tries to make excuses for him, but Casey tells her it's really sad that she's always there when it's convenient for him. Thank God somebody's bursting a bubble around here. It's unfortunate, however, that the only two types of relationships presented on this show are 1) possessively controlling/alienating/manipulative and 2) emotionally abandoning. Hey girls, this is what you have to look forward to. Cheers your Cosmos to that.
If this isn't the most man-friendly Ikea living room you've ever seen... you've obviously never been to Ikea.
At SBE, Heidi and her cross necklace traipse down the hall to Sam's office, an unsightly large bag approximately the size of the void inside of Heidi hanging off her elbow. She introduces herself to the secretary, which seems weird since she just used to work for the company. Sam lets her into his office via an electric door that reminds me of the remote-controlled entry in "Silver Spoons." Ridiculous wealth must be oh so pleasant for those too weak to open the door with their own hands. Sam, with his greasy hair, power tie and metallic/black-themed office, spouts off some boss-talk about "issues" and "drunkenness." Heidi tries to transfer blame to Spencer, but Sam is (probably) smarter than that. "No, just in general. The Spencer thing I don't even get. But that's your own problem." He wants to know what the hell is wrong with HEIDI. I think we'd all like to know that. Perhaps sun stroke got to her brain early on.
"Ow... Oh God... my brow is furrowing again... how do sad people do this all day?"
Just as I'm typing that, Sam says she "seems like a smart girl." Oh honey, you couldn't be more wrong if you dropped a penguin off a cliff hoping it'd fly. Nevertheless, he decides to give her one more shot by putting her in charge of opening a new hotel (to get her out of the club scene - genius!) and says he's never going to have this conversation with her again. Okay, seems like a good idea. He warns her to NEVER let Spencer around again and then essentially kicks her out as she's still trying to apologize. "Okay, I got it, I got it," he cuts her off. Now that she's employed, Spencer will never get to ask her to go to the movies!
"Leave the Spencer, take the cannoli, eh?"
At Fit'Em, LC is lounging (seriously, these chairs look like Barca Loungers by Mac) and evidently planning a new Fosse routine when Stephanie approaches and pretends to be nervous about a final exam. Weird, since this would have been shot around September or so?
"I've just gotta DANCE!"
The scene centers around revealing the Holly news to Stephanie, which is a really stupid move on LC's part, since we all know Holly has loose lips in every way imaginable.
"Sorry, but the 'Snap is right."
The only remotely entertaining part of this conversation, besides LC's hat, is when Steph frets that Heidi will be really hurt by the Holly news... and LC shrugs, purses her lips and sighs, "The thing is... I really don't care." Ha HA! Go on, girlfriend.
Later, at the now truly Blondehaus (seriously, it's become a sorority for whiny blonde bitches), the girls are chatting about how fucking horrible, dirty and lazy Spencer is. Aren't they tired of this topic yet? Because all of us are, and we don't even have to live it. Lo assures Holly that she'll never have to clean in their house, because they have a very nice Mexican lady that comes around once a week. Holly, an actually decent human, proclaims that she doesn't mind, because that's part of being a haus-guest. Wow, a "Hills" character who's not self-centered and entitled? I don't know if I can handle this.
Wait a second. Is Holly... MARRIED?
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Comments (8)
O.Snapp, you have done it again! The re-cap was the best part of this weeks episode.
Why were Heidi and Spencer so mad about Holli moving in with LC??? They kicked her out, why should they care who she lives with.
And everytime I look at Heidi's face, I want to go grocery shopping. Of course I want plastic instead of paper! duh!!
I do hope that Whitney finds her comb and flat iron before its to late.
And last, but not least....What kind of present is a white tee from the GAP??
1 of 8 | Posted by FatGirlsRule | Posted on November 19, 2008 6:34 AM
how long is this show going to go on? it has no substance and nothing interesting happens on it at all. oh what most of america enjoys shows that fit that description.
all the people on this show are vapid, ignorant, mean and about as interesting as tan paint, drying. that pretty much fits the description of anyone under the age of 25.
i no longer can watch the show, but i still get a kick out of the snarky recaps. so o-snapp you are none of the above, thanks for bringing a little happy to my day.
2 of 8 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on November 19, 2008 9:04 AM
I'm not buying it either. Someone get counseling for this lady stat!Audrina nooooooooooooo are you crazy?
The recap was very entertaining very much unlike the show; horrible editing, vioce overs, silence.
Your exactly right, Men show themselves right away and women can take it or leave it. Women, be choosey! Dear Lord Amen
3 of 8 | Posted by Sweetleaf | Posted on November 19, 2008 9:55 AM
O.Snapp...you rock! I laughed out loud at this recap. My fiance watched this show for the first time with me this past episode and he made two astute observations...1) He said "Why does that guy (Justin Bobby) dress like a homeless person?" and 2) How much of this is actual show and how much is commercials with those two annoying people (the aftershow)? Both of which are unfortunately true seeing as how JB does dress like a bum and the "show" is about 12 minutes long with 22 minutes of commercials. Needless, to say he wasn't a huge fan. My favorite part of the night was when there was a knock on the Speidi's door and Heidi-ho looked up like "I wonder who is here, I don't have any friends so...?"
4 of 8 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on November 19, 2008 12:15 PM
The fact that you were able to work Vigo the Carpathian into a Hills recap makes you my television recap GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 of 8 | Posted by heathie66 | Posted on November 19, 2008 1:44 PM
Heidi got her job back. I wonder if she spit or swallowed.....hmmmmmm.
6 of 8 | Posted by fatgirlsrule | Posted on November 19, 2008 6:26 PM
I enjoyed the recap. Thanks.
I agree with Reckless that nothing interesting is happening on "The Hills". Lauren has let her show be taken over by Heidi and Spencer and their fake relationship and Audrina and Justin Bobby and their fake relationship. It's kind of sad becaue Lauren and Lo are likable enough but I guess they are kind of bland and the show's producers want drama and gossip first and foremost. I have tired of Heidi and Spencer and Audrina and Justin Bobby and their famewhore ways which has worked out perfectly for them. This show needs some new blood and scriptwriting.
7 of 8 | Posted by Skylar | Posted on November 23, 2008 9:00 AM
Heidi got her fake job back? I am so over this show!
8 of 8 | Posted by ubiquitous | Posted on November 25, 2008 6:46 AM