Listen, kiddies, I am not falling for it, and neither should she, and neither should you. I'm so sick of these girls with idiot boyfriends, even if it is fake. There's simply no reason for it. A man shows you who he is, usually right at the beginning. If he's a dick, he will continue to be a dick. If he cheats on you, he will do that again too. Is it too much to hope that a young woman can date a decent man for once? They are out there; they're the ones who don't keel over when you knee them in the balls. Try it. It works.
XOXOsnapp
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Comments (8)
O.Snapp, you have done it again! The re-cap was the best part of this weeks episode.
Why were Heidi and Spencer so mad about Holli moving in with LC??? They kicked her out, why should they care who she lives with.
And everytime I look at Heidi's face, I want to go grocery shopping. Of course I want plastic instead of paper! duh!!
I do hope that Whitney finds her comb and flat iron before its to late.
And last, but not least....What kind of present is a white tee from the GAP??
1 of 8 | Posted by FatGirlsRule | Posted on November 19, 2008 6:34 AM
how long is this show going to go on? it has no substance and nothing interesting happens on it at all. oh what most of america enjoys shows that fit that description.
all the people on this show are vapid, ignorant, mean and about as interesting as tan paint, drying. that pretty much fits the description of anyone under the age of 25.
i no longer can watch the show, but i still get a kick out of the snarky recaps. so o-snapp you are none of the above, thanks for bringing a little happy to my day.
2 of 8 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on November 19, 2008 9:04 AM
I'm not buying it either. Someone get counseling for this lady stat!Audrina nooooooooooooo are you crazy?
The recap was very entertaining very much unlike the show; horrible editing, vioce overs, silence.
Your exactly right, Men show themselves right away and women can take it or leave it. Women, be choosey! Dear Lord Amen
3 of 8 | Posted by Sweetleaf | Posted on November 19, 2008 9:55 AM
O.Snapp...you rock! I laughed out loud at this recap. My fiance watched this show for the first time with me this past episode and he made two astute observations...1) He said "Why does that guy (Justin Bobby) dress like a homeless person?" and 2) How much of this is actual show and how much is commercials with those two annoying people (the aftershow)? Both of which are unfortunately true seeing as how JB does dress like a bum and the "show" is about 12 minutes long with 22 minutes of commercials. Needless, to say he wasn't a huge fan. My favorite part of the night was when there was a knock on the Speidi's door and Heidi-ho looked up like "I wonder who is here, I don't have any friends so...?"
4 of 8 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on November 19, 2008 12:15 PM
The fact that you were able to work Vigo the Carpathian into a Hills recap makes you my television recap GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 of 8 | Posted by heathie66 | Posted on November 19, 2008 1:44 PM
Heidi got her job back. I wonder if she spit or swallowed.....hmmmmmm.
6 of 8 | Posted by fatgirlsrule | Posted on November 19, 2008 6:26 PM
I enjoyed the recap. Thanks.
I agree with Reckless that nothing interesting is happening on "The Hills". Lauren has let her show be taken over by Heidi and Spencer and their fake relationship and Audrina and Justin Bobby and their fake relationship. It's kind of sad becaue Lauren and Lo are likable enough but I guess they are kind of bland and the show's producers want drama and gossip first and foremost. I have tired of Heidi and Spencer and Audrina and Justin Bobby and their famewhore ways which has worked out perfectly for them. This show needs some new blood and scriptwriting.
7 of 8 | Posted by Skylar | Posted on November 23, 2008 9:00 AM
Heidi got her fake job back? I am so over this show!
8 of 8 | Posted by ubiquitous | Posted on November 25, 2008 6:46 AM