It's Janice's World! We Just Live in It! - 
by Umnata
So I've been trying to get this recap up for a few weeks because I firmly believe that one dose of Janice a week is simply not enough. As a matter of fact, two isn't really enough either, but I fear that three might be akin to giving a diabetic a powdered donut - DEADLY. Regardless, here I am, recapping not one but two episodes of Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, which to those of you who aren't in the know, stars the world's self-proclaimed first supermodel and former America's Next Top Model judge, Janice Dickinson. She's starring in a reality show about trying to launch her own modeling agency and about being crazy and fabulous. Apparently, it's not an easy task. These last two weeks, Janice has booked her models first jobs: A foot modeling gig for the ladies and an underwear modeling gig for the guys (I have to keep reminding myself that this show is on the Oxygen network, and thus, I can see why the guys are modeling underwear, and sadly, not the ladies). Janice has taken on a partner to help her run the agency, and she has to deal with her kids and her own wackiness constantly leaving us with the question: WHAT WILL JANICE DO NEXT!?!?
As we start the episode Janice has already picked 16 male and female models to represent her modeling agency. What she is looking for is models who are ready to work and create revenue for her immediately. Botox injections don't come cheap, you know. In order to make this business boom, she's taken on a partner Peter Hamm, who Janice is having trouble sharing decisions with. You would think she'd be used to sharing decisions with other people, with all the different personalities she has fighting for control over her stick-body. Oh, I make fun because I love! Janice and Peter are holding their largest casting call yet to fill-out the modeling agency's roster of fine pieces of ass.
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