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jdma8-8-06It is sometimes difficult to figure out where the reality begins and the producing ends on The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, but it is kind of fun to see Janice go through her evolution as a businesswoman. She had high hopes that her agency would have the covers of French Vogue, Elle, etc, but the reality of having to pay the bills means that she has to suck up to some clients that lack the prestige of a Ralph Lauren or Calvin Klein. Hey, in the modeling industry, work is work, but would Janice have started the agency if she knew she had to kiss the ass of the likes of 1-800-DENTIST? I don't think so. The finale is tomorrow but we have a lot of drama to catch up with before we get to that.

Janice's first client of the day was Kevin Black from Interscope Records. Interscope started in the 90s with the likes of Gerardo and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, but now is one of the most successful labels at Universal Music Group with hit artists in Hip/Hop, R&B, and just about everything else. Kevin was visiting Janice on behalf of the artist Avant, who needed some hot ladies to accompany him to a party. When asked why he picked Janice, Kevin said that she is a groundbreaking person, but let's be honest, if there was anybody who was breaking ground at that meeting, it was Kevin, who was pushing four bills easy.

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For a modeling agency, this should be just about the easiest job in the book. Janice had to find a couple of white chicks and a couple of black chicks and get them to dance around like it's two for one night at Miyagi's and they really want that guy who was driving the 98 Sentra to buy them a drink. Shooting fish in a barrel does not even begin to describe how easy this task is. Although she picked out girls who she thought would fit the bill, she was nervous about the results and when she saw the girls in action, was very disappointed. She said the models couldn't move and feared that this was going to spell doom for her agency.

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In order to get over her anxiety, Janice decides to get a mammogram. OK, so she had the mammogram scheduled months in advance and thinks it is very important. It's part of her active, healthy lifestyle, which from what I have seen also includes regularly scheduled trips to the plastic surgeon and the liquor store. Janice's agency had a meeting with Frederick's of Hollywood that she was forced to miss because of her pictures she was taking of her boobs, and therefore Peter and Kodi stood in her place.

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Who else gives you pictures of Janice's boobs uncensored?

Frederick's of Hollywood is a top name in the lingerie industry, and Peter and Kodi desperately wanted to be able to accommodate their needs, but there was a slight problem. Lingerie models need curves and most of Janice's stable were the high-end editorial, waif thin type. Perfect if you are tying to sell something on the runway, but not so great if you needed cared more about seeing a models' hips and not her ribs.

When Janice gets back to the agency, she is very upset because she believes that Peter and Kodi weren't trying hard enough. Kodi didn't want to send girls who didn't meet the requirements because it makes him look like a joke as a booker. Janice knew that there weren't many of her models that had a full set of breasts, but with a wonderbra and some double-sided tape, they could at least make a six piece chicken mcnuggets out of them. Peter is upset because he is trying to get the point across that they need more girls, but Janice is talking over him. In frustration, Peter slams the table, and that's when it hit the fan.

Janice doesn't like Peter's attitude and hey have had many arguments, and I am not sure why Janice picked this incident to get pissed off about, but I know I felt bad for Nathan, who was sitting in on this meeting and just hanging his head as his mother just went off on peter, pushing and shoving. Peter, who looked like he wanted to smack her across the face at one point, held his composure while Janice continued.


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