Paul is gunning for Craig, Craig is gunning for Nicole, and Nicole doesn't say who she's onto but pretty much accuses everyone. Time for the results, and the red thumb goes to...Paul.

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Farewell, Captain Obnoxious. We'll miss your...uh...we'll miss Lemon Head.

Sooooo, I guess it's Craig. Everyone seems to think so, and I must admit that there have been more than enough occasions where he has exhibited some blatant Mole activity. Then again, Paul was gunning for Craig, and he lost...? But that can easily be blamed on Paul's stupidity. I still don't think it's Nicole, if for no other reason than that the producers couldn't possibly have willingly endured her for this long. And I really really want Mark to win, because I think he's The Shit and has played the game fantastically. Though there is a small part of me that hopes that he is, in fact, the Mole. Even though he is usually the one to put the most money into the pot and it wouldn't really make sense, a surprise of that magnitude would just be absolutely groin-grabbingly awesome.

Thoughts? What sort of fruit shall we use to replace ole Lemon Head?

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Comments (8)

mullymoon:

OK, is it just me? This mole has to be the worst mole in the history of moledom. Haven't they racked up, like, over 300,000 dollars?

Bet the producers wish they'd picked someone else.

And it's down to three, and I, too, have no idea who the mole is.

How much does the mole get paid, anyway?

yankeesfan:

This is my first season watching - did they rack up significantly less in the pot in previous seasons?

asmaj:

"This is my first season watching - did they rack up significantly less in the pot in previous seasons?"

Season 1: $510,000
Season 2: $636,000
Season 3: $233,000(celebrity)
Season 4: $222,000(celebrity)

Current S5: $368,500

asmaj:

"and Nicole doesn't say who she's onto but pretty much accuses everyone."

Actually, Nicole told Clay that she was going for Craig and Clay said the same thing. However, in an interview (after the show) Clay said he was lying to Nicole. I think Nicole is more observant than Clay and Paul and was able to answer more questions correctly than them.

bentley1101:

I thought this season had racked up less money then the previous traditional seasons.

I would love for it to be Mark, it would kill me with laughter. Just don't think it's going to happen, though.

spacecowboy:

Welcome back, Screampiller.

Sounds like you enjoyed an exotic and well deserved weekend to recharge your wit, wisdom and sarcastic repertoire.

Another couple of recaps well done... I had to drop back in to get caught up.

Another 2 rounds of slaying me... the dramatization account of how I would've voiced over Paul tossing my azz through the train window was pure brilliance. Or as Clay remarked this season about the assigning of Paul and Nicole to the llama suit -- your comment was boarder line Shakespearean. I admit the first of many laugh out loud moments. The Armani pants line... strong. And strangely accurate.

Thank you for another entertaining couple of reads. Definitely worth the wait. I'm happy my smug-slash-
Elmo voice (another good call) alteration made the comedy at least a little reciprocal.

I will close letting you know I appreciate your warm welcome in the previous recap. I realize you have your doubts it's me. Understandable in this world of the wide web. But because I cannot leave a blood or dental test here, I will try to add some validity to my post here on your humble recap.

Check my blog this week. At this writing, it's not posted yet for EP 509. Probably won't post until tomorrow. Which happens to be my birthday. I'm thinking a blog preview will possibly prove I'm who I say I am. Based on your killer effort all season, it's the least I can do.

If the network didn't edit it, you will see one or all of the following:
1) me making a reference to this being an election year
2) me being amused at some ABC Mole message board comments
3) a Kobe Bryant analogy
4) I mention Mark and Craig "dirty dancing"
5) my leather jacket
6) Nicole "salty"

And if all else fails, I can tell you what I'm planning to wear in the finale. Black on black... no tie.

That's all I got for ya, smooth writer.

Stay cool and stay tuned.

Peace, JK

LoneButterfly:

Can I just point out that if SmugJon actually DOES ever decide to visit TVgasm and comment - he will very quickly rise in my favorite hosts of all times list. I never thought I would be able to love him as much as I loved Anderson from S1, and now, I find myself sad that there's only one hour left to spend with him. :(

I think the highlight of the entire season of SmugJon for me was when he told Paul "no touching the host". I had to pause my DVR I was laughing so damn hard.

Based on last night's episode, it's got to be Craig or Mark. I actually don't care at this point if Mark is the Mole or the Winner, I just want him to get SOMETHING. He's been my favorite player since the premiere.

(p.s. - while I cannot validate the timing of SmugJon's blog posting - the person who left comments certianly hit more than one nail on the head.)

mullymoon:

Sorry. I stand(sit) corrected.

Must have been thinking about the celeb editions.

I still don't have a clue.

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