You may remember that Lindsay has been banished to Chicago. We aren't quite sure why the writers decide to end all relationships with a loved one in the hinterland. Why would have been so bad if they had just broken up? Is it more painful since she is far away? It's not like they are going to run into each other at school, since apparently the kids don't go to school anymore. I am also not sure why they didn't have Theresa move to Louisville or something, because a move to the midwest would have made a lot more sense in trying to cover up her PREGNANCY, or am I the only one who remembers she was knocked up?

Seth, who was really annoying when he was depressed and trying to get back together with Summer, is even more annoying now that he is happy that he and Summer are back together. He is making his jokes and stuff, but Ryan just wants to be left alone. Ryan actually raises his voice at Seth to tell him to be quiet, then starts sulking. "I have had a lot of people in my life who have just left. I thought that time was over, but I guess not". Oh give me a break! You have known Lindsay for what, six months at most? You have been her boyfriend for perhaps half of that? Were you really going to marry her Ryan, or just stay with her after you got her pregnant? You are only 17, go chase some skirt and be over with it already. The world did not end jackass. You broke up. This is the third girlfriend you had in the last six months, so I think you can rebound

While we had to listen to Ryan complain, we did finally get an explanation about why the Cohen's haven't asked Ryan to sleep inside yet. You see, there are only two bedrooms in the house. He could have had Seth's room, but they were worried about his privacy. I didn't live in Newport, but managed to make it through my high school years with some space of my own. It was called a door lock and a novelty "Stay Out" sign I hung on my door. Seth decides to give him some space, but when he leaves, Ryan starts packing up like he is going to leave. Seth stopped at Portland, so maybe Ryan can make it all the way to Seattle? Maybe he can make it to Alaska, fake his age, and work for an oil company. There's all sorts of possibilities when you are so good at being morose and sullen.