I am starting to begin believing that this entire second season has been a disaster. If you are content with an episode that features the tragic love of Seth and Summer and don't care about the rest, you must be quite happy. The breakfast banter this episode centers around Seth. Poor guy hasn't been able to sleep or eat since San Diego, instead spending his time obsessing about what Summer and Zach might have done while they were in bed alone together. Some people think that Seth obsessing over every little detail about Summer and Zach's relationship is a sign that he is not over her and they hold out hope that they will get back together. Does it bother anybody else that Seth has turned into a creepy near-stalker in the process? If this was how he acts after he has already had Summer (and ruined that relationship by crying over the departure of his hetero - we think - lifemate Ryan), I can only imagine how sucky he must have been when he was obsessing about her from a distance.

Seth hasn't showered and hasn't eaten and his mom, who we affectionately call "Ryan" these days, tells him he must eat and he must shower so he can go to school. Going to school is actually a good idea, because that way Seth can just ask Summer if she had sex instead of trying to forget about the idea by watching Hellboy and the Matrixes (or is that Matrices?). Momma Ryan once again stops him, telling him that is weird and creepy, so Seth gets the great idea that it would be a good idea to ask Zach. I also think this would be a great idea, because it would give Zach a chance to punch Seth in the face for even asking the question.

Well, the moment comes when Seth finds some time to ask Zach what they did in San Diego. There are lots of things to do you know, like Sea World and the San Diego Zoo, not to mention Legoland for you geeks out there. But did they have sex? Zach basically says it is none of his business, which is true, but doesn't punch him. The longer Zach and Summer are together, the longer I believe that the word "beard" fits the description of their relationship. It's bad enough that Seth is interfering in his relationship, but he also messed up a business opportunity. If you mess with a man's girl and a man's money, is there any other resolution besides an aluminum bat?