Marissa who? That's the question we're all asking ourselves, as Taylor has firmly planted her more supple (but no less yummy) hips as Ryan's new girlfriend and Summer's new BFF. So much so, Summer had Coop's body excavated to give Taylor the St Ends, half to complete her Be Fri charm. We get caught up in Josh Schwartz's attempt to be Tarantinoesque (The worst conversion of a Pronoun into an adjective, like ever) as we are checking in on the plot as it is half in motion. Taylor and Summer are in a seedy bathroom stall waiting desperately as the clock ticks down and the results of a pregnancy test are about to be revealed. But whose pregnancy test!?!? At the very same time, Ryan is intimidating Seth with his man boobs to tell him why the girls are acting so fishy. It seems the Donna, David, Brandon and Kelly are on their way to Vegas for New Year's. Well, actually, Ryan and Taylor were on their way to Vegas for a night of Sin City sinning when Seth and Summer crashed the carnal party.

Instead of explaining things then and there we flashback seven hours earlier, to see how this madness all started. Ugh, if only that were really possible, all I'd need is like seven hours on any given day of the week, to change my whole life. You know who you are!

Ryan and Seth are chatting about their New Year's plans: Ryan has a fun-filled evening for him and Taylor that involves breakfast and then surprising her with a trip to Vegas and hopefully ending with a little Dirty Sanchez. Seth on the flipside has absolutely not plans for him and Summer, which feels about right, as Seth, while sarcastic and funny, is pretty much otherwise a failure in the game of Life.

Across town, Taylor is basking in the newness of her relationship with Ryan, when things are all fun and exciting, like tonight's special plans. Summer, on the other hand, is starting to wonder if she missed the boat in alt-world, as she knows her evening has nothing more in store than some Korean cinema and possible some Justice League of America kinky role-play. And she is SICK of having to by Wonder Woman, but Seth just can't get into giving it to Hawkgirl doggy style. Talk about stale.

When Ryan and Taylor meet up later, they are cute as a button. And not one of those ugly buttons on and old grandpa sweater. A fancy button. Taylor has a gift for Ryan - sexy lingerie. In that one second I realize what these two have the Ryan and Marissa had been missing since like episode 4 of season 1: Heat. You can just imagine them having a very active, very healthy sexy life. And believe me, I do imagine it. ALL THE TIME. Awkward...