Well it would seem that Ryan is still more than a wee bit miffed about the whole "Seth is a Jew-das" thing, with his BFFL turned Sandy and Kirsten onto Muscle Man Ryan's plot to extract sweet, sweet Chino revenge on the Volchok, who could blame him?

At the same time as the Cohens are discussing this, Ryan and Julie are having yet another Deepthroat chat. This overlapping dialogue is not a friend of the recapper. Bottom line, Julie has been banned from the Cohen Manse on Thanksgiving, in order to keep Julie's claws out of Ryan. But Ryan is made of steel, is he not?

The Cohen storm of Awkwardness converges in the kitchen, where things are still quite dicey. Kirsten plays the mama bear card, because both she and the veins in her face have had enough of this! She orders Seth and Ryan to go to the grocery store TOGETHER and when they reconvene they will all cook Thanksgiving dinner together or else. The boys reluctantly agree, but Sandy needs to take a pass on the festivities for an important meeting at the office. He got a mysterious call from none other than... VOLCHOK! It seems that a Seth Cohen lecture is nearly as influential as a Sandy Cohen lecture. Volchok is back in town and ready to give it all up.

Sandy meets The Vol at the beach, where he starts immediately weeping about how hard life on the run ahs been, how difficult it is to be a bad boy all day, everyday and how much his new ab workout routine is harshing on his bad boy tattoo regime. But Sandy doesn't want to hear any of it. He's Volchok's lawyer, not his friend which is a nice change because well all know Sandy gets when you put him in charge of a young, good looking street urchin. He goes all weak in the knees, beding over backwards to help him. Hey, if you read anything more into that than which was written, that is your own, sick, perverted mind.

Meanwhile, Seth heads up to his room, with a bagel. We find out that Taylor has been living under his bed for the past few days, which is hysterical on every level, especially her response to his bagel: "I asked for an egg white omelet and melon!" Seth is anxious to get Taylor out of his room, since Summer is on her way home from Brown, and Seth was hoping to enjoy a nice Summer breeze in between the sheets. Taylor completely understands, and implies that they need the alone time since the Seth/Summer relationship is going down faster than a new comedy on the FOX line-up. Zing! Seth has no idea what Taylor is talking about, which isn't surprising since it's been firmly established that Seth is one of those people who is smart in here (motioning to my head) but not in here (motioning to my heart).