Turns out the Amish's Beano Stick isn't the only cool "eeno" sound on UPN. Last week I quietly posted a little article about Chyno from The Player. Not many people watch the show - heck, I only saw it once - but I was bored and found a random Star Search photo of him on a lazy Friday at work; so I fashioned a small pseudo exposé post about Chyno's reality track record and aspirations. The post sat there, quietly shuffling down the page as newer, flashier articles emerged on TVgasm. But then last night, the little article exploded, and suddenly the comments section turned into a Chyno shrine discussion board.
Why the sudden interest? Well, the comments revealed that Dawn (the lead hootchie) or perhaps her two skank-a-riffic friends voted off our favorite Player in a surprise twist that has incensed the show's female audience, What's an angry viewer to do? Rant and rave on TVgasm, of course! Well, if it makes anyone feel better, Chyno fans can expand their obsessions by visiting the aspiring singer's new website, Chyno.com . In the meantime though, we'll anoint ourselves the unofficial Chyno hub - only because a Yahoo Search for Chyno (as of 9/8/04) ranks us higher. Mwahahahaha...
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Comments (24)
Chyno is definitely fine. I've been watching The Player religiously since the beginning and was horrified to see him voted off by hatin' ass Ananda. She's been slutting out since the beginning so it didn't surprise me too much. I first saw Chyno on a rerun of Star Search a few weeks before the premiere of The Players. Something about him is completely sexy although I must say he can do hell of a lot better than Dawn..I was shocked to see that she isn't all that pretty and a little on the boney side. He needs a sista like myself to take care of him :)
1 of 24 | Posted by kelis | Posted on September 9, 2004 7:27 AM
I will not be watching the show now that he's gone. That was the most bogus stunt on television.
2 of 24 | Posted by heavensgir1 | Posted on September 9, 2004 8:04 AM
Well that's going to bring down the viewing audience to zero.
3 of 24 | Posted by Genevieve | Posted on September 9, 2004 8:39 AM
well i'll be damned! that was the show say goodbye to it now that chyno is gone. Dawn needs to start checkin' her girl because it looks like shes the one playin dawn.
4 of 24 | Posted by Lea | Posted on September 9, 2004 11:00 AM
I second that Kelis! Damn!
5 of 24 | Posted by ChicaFabulous | Posted on September 9, 2004 2:39 PM
I was also horrified that ananda and jinelle both voted for Chyno, I didn't know they could do that. I was so sure he was going to win! But his departure has left one question in my head: Did he really like Dawn or was he being a true player?
6 of 24 | Posted by Rose | Posted on September 9, 2004 3:21 PM
he & dawn 2 still 2gether cuz dey r in luv 4 ever 4 reals!
go 2 www.just-dawn.com & she gots a link 2 www.chyno.com
i gots 2 warn u though, u gots 2 look @ pics of dawn's skanky a$$ 2 get dere.
7 of 24 | Posted by Chickity Chyno | Posted on September 9, 2004 4:26 PM
look lemme juss say nobody loves chyno more then i do okay tha nigga is ma life i seriously think its the onyl thing i live for.. and now tha hes gone i dont know what im going to do and if anyone thinks they love chyno more then i do watch... omg ma baby!! anywayz it wont let me write no more i love u chyno! u comin bak dun wrry and wen i become a singer we gun work together i promise!!
8 of 24 | Posted by Kat | Posted on September 10, 2004 7:22 PM
HeyY guyz chyno iz liek soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUKIN HOT!!!! but i don think of him as more den a friend liek we cool n all but hez liek ma brother i cant do nuttin wit him..u kno...but he be kikin it wit ma gurl kat dey in love im soo happy for dem kat iz gonna be ma sister in law i cant wait cuz dey gettin marryed so good luck kat n chyno iigh im out i luv ya chyno(nigga u liek ma bro) n kat(ma soon ta be sis)
9 of 24 | Posted by ElLlen | Posted on September 10, 2004 7:29 PM
DON'T MISS TWO EPISODES NEXT WEEK OF 'THE PLAYER'
The first one is on Tuesday 9pm Eastern where the final three guys take Dawn to their hometown to meet ex girlfriends and then the Ultimate Player is revealed in the finale on Wednesday night.
10 of 24 | Posted by Chyno Lover | Posted on September 11, 2004 7:28 AM
Firat of all ,some of you ladies are trippin'. You act as though you know the man. Chyno is fine but, get a grip on reality. And to the producers,next year Chyno should be the star of the player,that is if you would like some viewers.
11 of 24 | Posted by Serritha J | Posted on September 11, 2004 7:45 PM
Firat of all ,some of you ladies are trippin'. You act as though you know the man. Chyno is fine but, get a grip on reality. And to the producers,next year Chyno should be the star of the player,that is if you would like some viewers.
12 of 24 | Posted by Serritha J | Posted on September 11, 2004 7:47 PM
Ananda is Dawn's FRIEND!!!
Ananda & Jinelle are just looking out for Dawn. They don't want to see her get hurt by a sneaky liar like Chyno who was trying to get together with Ananda the minute Dawn left. Ananda & Jinelle did the right thing because Dawn was getting played by that no good double dipper Chyno!!!!
13 of 24 | Posted by AnadaFan | Posted on September 15, 2004 11:04 AM
Chyno and J.J. are definetely the best looking players out of the Player House.Dawn got played by Acie in the end,I hope her jaw did not drop when he let down in exchange for the fly looking beemer.Dawn is a pretty girl but nothing to have a heart attack over.Girl does not even have an ass to match a pretty face.J.J. should not be disappointed because there are much better looking girls outthere for him on the way.He is right though,he should not have poured his heart out to this slightly attractive model piece.Chyno messed up with his little flirting with Ananda so I wasn't mad when he was outed.His fault,his time to go.But,the bottom line,J.J.and Chyno,I'm still your number one fan,so anytime u need a good looking girl to show u some player appreciation,holler at me!
14 of 24 | Posted by Irine aka Kryme | Posted on September 16, 2004 8:49 AM
man yall lyen aint no link to chynos
15 of 24 | Posted by hoodrat | Posted on September 16, 2004 1:48 PM
goooooooooooooooo ACIE!!!
"THE ULTIMATE PLAYER"!!!
yeah!!! ACIE!!!
16 of 24 | Posted by AnandaFan | Posted on September 16, 2004 2:41 PM
I MUST ADMIT, CHYNO IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING NICE. I WAS DISAPPOINTED WHEN THE TWO HOMEGIRLS SENT HIM PACKIN'. HE REMINDS ME OF AN EX-BEU OF MINE. THE WAY THEY DRESS AND LOOK AT YOU JUST MELTS YOU AWAY. I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW SINCE HE LEFT AND I USED TO RECORD IT WHEN I COULDN'T SEE IT. NOTE TO YOU ALL: I NEVER RECORD ANYTHING!!!! HOPE TO SEE HIM MAKING MUSIC SOON. ONE LOVE TO YALL.
CHICAGO, ILL-NOIZE USA (EVANSTON)
17 of 24 | Posted by ROYAL_T | Posted on September 16, 2004 10:21 PM
1st of all Ananda ain't nothing but a lying ass hoe. She was just jealous of her so-called best friend. Because Dawn and Chyno made a good couple plus they act like one. And 2nd of all Dawn should have jump out that car and got her man. 4get the producers and the show rules if you really like that person go for em. You don't find a good man now a days. And last but not least if Chyno reading this thing or whatever. Baby don't be hurt cuz you show can do better and find a good quality woman better than Dawn and oh good luck on your music career.
Peace & Love Ya Girl Kira Sharee'
18 of 24 | Posted by Kira Sharee' | Posted on September 23, 2004 6:48 PM
I'm sorry but I just got pissed off. I mean Chyno is so fine and all that stuff that I said Boo boo I'm here just send me an e-mail and we can hook up cuz baby I show can treat you better than Ananda Jinelle or Dawn BAby PLease.
Holla at ya Girl at KsRice@aol.com
Peace and Love Kira Sharee'
19 of 24 | Posted by Kira Sharee' | Posted on September 23, 2004 6:55 PM
Ya'll these my last post message or whatever
I put the wrong e-mail address It's:
KsRice21@aol.com
Peace & Love Kira Sharee'
20 of 24 | Posted by Kira Sharee' | Posted on September 23, 2004 7:02 PM
I was just as pissed. If you ask my brother, I was in love with Chyno and his bangin' ass looks since the beginning. I swear I screamed when he got voted off. Ananda needs some serious help. She was gettin flirty with 3 of the guys there. Sound a little suspicious? And I don't see what the big deal with Dawn was. She's pretty but damn, I'm 12 years old and I have an ass better than that. lol
21 of 24 | Posted by Ayana | Posted on September 29, 2004 2:17 PM
That nigga is fine as hell!!! And that bitch ananda can kiss my ass cuz she just wanted some of that chyno!!
22 of 24 | Posted by Amber | Posted on October 4, 2004 6:19 AM
Acie and Chyno have a hot song out called I'm A playa @ 44 records.com you can download it now!
23 of 24 | Posted by ray | Posted on October 14, 2004 7:49 AM
Where can I follow up for more information
24 of 24 | Posted by homegirls | Posted on November 11, 2004 3:57 AM