A few people watched The Player this week. Unfortunately, we didn't, otherwise we would have noticed this plucky applicant, Kyle, from Boston. Turns out not only did he go to our alma mater, Dartmouth, but he has a twin, Matt, too. Big Green sports enthusiasts might remember the guys as those twins that played football. What are the chances that Player producers will swap the two in and out during the game, à la Adria and Natalie on Big Brother?

Okay, well, here's the dirt on these two... um, we have none. We just wanted to name drop. We do that from time to time, in case you haven't noticed. Actually, a few Dartmouth alums contacted us about this, so this is our way of saying, yes, we read the emails. Of course, if Kyle or Matt have anything to contribute to the site, we welcome it.

Until then, we'll just marvel on how UPN has suddenly registered on the TVgasm radar.