Paris and Nicole entered the Skinner household politely enough. As the family greeted them in the living room and ran down the list of rules, Paris obliged us with her throaty cute voice, and Nicole only half-sneered for the occassion. It wasn't long though before these girls - probably at the insistence of Fox producers - turned on their obnoxious charm. The two of them balked at Mr. Skinner's joy for venison, and while people of good grooming would politely voice their objections to this dish, Paris and Nicole did what any reality star product of the nouveau riche would do: complain and mock.

Responding to the spoiled girls like a shark sniffing out blood, James immediately began the ball-busting. He pelted them with pseudo-naive questions about their waitresses and maids. Paris commented that she lives with her sister (the only Hilton without a reality show, literally) and they often cook for themselves. But judging by the way Paris looks, she eats only about once every few weeks; so her cooking skills are probably not that great (Exhibit A: the microwave incident from earlier this season).

Later, as the girls "helped" disassemble the above ground pool in the backyard, Nicole grew increasingly crabby towards James' constant mocking. James is by no means a great thinker or even an effective trash talker. But he is sadly on the same wavelength as Nicole, which is why they looked so comfortable adopting their playground roles. As Paris and Nicole faux-languished with a screwdriver, James blithely asked them "How many blondes does it take to unscrew something?" and then later referred to them as "Dumb and Dumber". Can this guy be a regular? It's about time one of these country bumpkins piped up.

Wellllll, no one cracks blonde jokes in front of Paris and Nicole. They can deride all the hicks and simple folk as much as they want, but if they have to be held accountable for their spoiled attitudes and cocky ways, well, then that's just plain wrong! Nicole firmly put her hand on her hip, a finger in the air, and railed on James. She said something to the effect of how she has respect and she has respect for her friend, and if James disrespects them again, she will beat the shit out of him. And I tell you, when Nicole gets on her heroin, she's pretty powerful.