The girls showed up for their day of "work" nearly two hours late, raising the ire of their semi-naked supervisor. I don't know what was more distracting: the boss's exposed nip or her uncanny resemblance to Doris Roberts. Paris and Nicole should have been grateful that this woman even offered them a job (or, I should say, that Bunim/Murray paid her to offer them a job). The girls, it appears, have been making their way across FLA like a pair of pretty street urchins, begging for money, food, and showers all the way. A silly scene in Burger King had the girls unsuccessfully conning the restaurant for a free meal (and note to people who think this show isn't staged: these girls would NEVER order this much food from a fast food joint). It sort of felt like an inverted Midnight Cowboy, where Ratzo Rizzo and Joe Buck scheme to get out of Florida and make their way back to the land of drugs and sex. And I suppose Paris and Nicole could be the Jon Voigt and Dustin Hoffman for a new generation, you know, except without the talent.

Back at Caliente, our flute and guitar duo met with the resort's owner who introduced them to the world of housekeeping, a.k.a. that mythical force that always restored Paris's hotel rooms to perfect condition. She and Nicole seemed more shocked to don maid uniforms than anything else these past two seasons. They suitably acted like princesses at the sight of pee in a toilet and casually tried on guests' clothing. In one case, they stumbled upon a nude hillbilly who gloriously preened in front of the cameras with a goofy smile on his face. Left unattended, Paris and Nicole slyly changed into civilian garb, ordered room service (on someone else's dime), and then had a maid come and clean the room. Appreciative of her service, the girls showered the cleaning lady with their highest compliment: "That's hot." Later, the girls slipped into their uniforms again, and when their supervisor saw their spotless room, she praised them for defying expectations. I would love to think Paris and Nicole were crafty enough to execute this little con, but this is The Simple Life. Bunim/Murray's gotta stir the pot.