The show starts off with the delightful image of a water buffalo mating ritual. Oh wait, its just Tony Soprano banging his wife like a jackhammer. And on a Sunday night no less. Fantastic. After Tony finishes his gentle lovemaking, they here A.J.’s drums coming from his room. When Tony goes out to investigate he sees a bunch of hip hop kids walk by. A.J. is selling his drums for money and they were one of his potential customers. When Tony tries to confront A.J. on this he goes into his “My Super Sweet Sixteen” impression. Waah, I work at Blockbuster. Waah, my dad won’t give me thousands of dollars. Jesus, you’d think his 800 dollar Roman column birthday cake was ruined.

In the gay friendly hamlet that Vito is hiding out at we see him relaxing in bed one evening at the local B&B. He hears a noise outside and goes to investigate. It seems there’s a commotion in the quaint New Hampshire town. Oh they got trouble. Right here in River City. With a capitol T which rhymes with P which stands for…. Well, you get the picture. When Vito goes outside to check it out he sees that there’s a house on fire. And even the fires have a quaint new England charm. Such a nice orange glow. Actually I would call it Burnt Sienna, with just a hint of ochre red. As he joins the crowd of onlookers, the ruggedly sexual handlebared mustached Jim, the owner of the local diner, comes up on his Harley in full firefighter gear. When Vito gets a load of that he has a mangasm that makes him quiver in his jumpsuit. Let that image swirl around in you head for a while.

The next day aboard Tony’s boat the Stugots II, Tony and A.J. are relaxing over a few beers. A.J. wants to know what “they” are going to do about Uncle Junior. Not sure what “they” means. Sure Tony could have him killed, tortured or whatever. The only thing A.J. could do is rack up hundreds of dollars in late fees in his name at Blockbuster. Tony simply tells A.J. that as far as he is concerned Junior is a walking corpse and he isn’t going to do anything about it. He also says it's not A.J.'s concern and he should just drop it.