Well its been quite a trying time for Tony Soprano lately. He’s been shot, forced into a really odd overlong dream sequence with Buddhists and Steve Buscemi, and had to have a giant hole in his stomach. But in the last few episodes of The Sopranos he’s starting to get back to his old self again. Squeezing people for cash, even ordering to get someone whacked.
And then of course we have Johnny Sack, the de facto head of the New York crime family ever since Carmine Sr. died of a stroke. After last episode where he was seen crying like a little girl with skinned knee at his daughters wedding some of his captains, like Phil Leotardo, are questioning his role as boss, thinking he might be better suited to being the boss of the New York Chapter of the Clay Aiken fan club instead of the New York Mafia.
But things aren’t all peaches and cream for Tony S. Before Johnny Sack pulled the waterworks at the wedding he agreed to take care of something for him. Rusty, one of his captains, is “a cancer” and needs to be dealt with, but Johnny Sack couldn’t do it himself. He enlisted Tony Soprano to take care of it for him. Tony reluctantly agreed but decided to get someone from the mother country to come in and do it so it wouldn’t leave any fingerprints to point to him. Rusty is played by the plastic surgery ravaged Franki Valli. That’s right, Tony Soprano is going to whack the man responsible for bringing us the theme song to Grease. Now he is definitely going to hell.
And if you’re wondering that all this sounds somewhat convoluted you are right. It is a very complex show that is made even worse by that fact that we are forced to wait a year and a half between seasons. It makes all my bitching about Lost seem inconsequential. But still, all complaints go out the window when you realize that this season is as brilliantly written as anything on television. And if you’re really that confused the HBO website is a good resource to bring you up to speed.
The show opens with Tony relaxing out in his back yard. Ever since his new lease on life he’s been on a nature kick. His rest is interrupted with the rattling of the pool heater so Tony goes over and whacks it. Get it? Whacks it? Oh man, I am too much. Vito is also relaxing at his summer home. He’s hiding out hoping that the word doesn’t leak about his sexuality. His Goomah s there with him and isn’t too thrilled because, well she’s a woman goomah and Vito just ain’t interested. Now if he was a nice nubile Ralph MAcchio Goomah, that would be a different story. And after the abrasive Rosie Perez attitude of his goomah where she bitches about everything, it makes me wonder if she’s the woman responsible for turning Vito gay. Also, I like saying Goomah.
Goomah.
Back at Satriale’s Tony is filling in Christopher about the plans for the Rusty hit. When Tony sees Perry Annunziata, his new muscle head bodyguard he apologizes for beating the crap out of him at the end of last episode. He had to do it to reassert his authority with his crew. They can’t see any weakness. I am the same way when I play my family at scrabble.
That night Christopher is at an AA meeting and meets a friend of a friend (but not a friend of ours, if ya know what I mean) who tells him about how Vito was spotted at a gay bar in full leather ass chaps. Bing close minded people they automatically assume taht that means he is gay. I mean, a guy can want to go to a bar with leather ass chaps but is forced not to because society will brand him "gay". Maybe I just like leather ass chaps? Anyways, Christopher immediately runs over to the Bada Bing to tell everyone the news. I always love scenes at the Bada Bing. It lets HBO do what it does best. Gratuitous nudity. After the initial shock Tony says that they need to get confirmation first. They try to call Vito but his cell phone goes straight to voicemail and no one has seen him in a few days. Another clue, Vito sings his voicemail message to Over the Rainbow. Silvio says one of the bar girls knows his goomah so he’ll try and fond out what he can.
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Comments (32)
It's Johnny Sachs!!
1 of 32 | Posted by erms
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Posted on April 22, 2006 3:26 PM
My bad. I fixed it.
2 of 32 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on April 22, 2006 3:42 PM
Actually...
Its not Johnny Sachs, its Johnny Sack!!!
Oh man that felt good.
3 of 32 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on April 22, 2006 3:44 PM
EdHill, Meadow's icky boyfriend's name is FINN, not Vincent.
4 of 32 | Posted by sydsmum
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Posted on April 22, 2006 4:21 PM
Unbelievable season. We were rolling when Vito ended up in Pleasantville. It was like when Dorothy woke up in Oz. And I loved it when Vito chucked his cell phone and that construction worker found it when Tony called. He told him to hold on and had the steamroller drive right over it. I really don't know what will happen to Vito now. I thought he was as good as dead, but with Tonys whole new attitude, maybe he will just "give him a pass" and let him disappear. Excellent episode.
5 of 32 | Posted by derder
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Posted on April 22, 2006 4:29 PM
Did anyone else rewind at least twice to watch Chris's hilarious fast strut after finding out about Vito when he walked from his car into the Bing to tell Tony the news? I don't know how much of an overlap there is between the audience of Sopranos and the audience of Scrubs, but it reminded me of Eliot's mad walk that Dr. Cox recently imitated.
6 of 32 | Posted by The Dude Abides
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Posted on April 22, 2006 5:06 PM
BTW, it's "goomar", but it's pronounced "goomah". Kinda like cappicola is pronounced "gabbagool" or "past" versus "pasta". You get the picture.
7 of 32 | Posted by networkchick
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Posted on April 22, 2006 6:52 PM
Edhill- I hope you are taking notes- everybody is correcting you today. (not me, I think you do just fine :)
8 of 32 | Posted by derder
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Posted on April 22, 2006 7:43 PM
When Chris first told Tony about Vito being gay he said he knew it all along.
When Tony told Melfi about Vito he said he knew it all along.
Soprano Gaydar.
Love me some EdHill!
hb
9 of 32 | Posted by HoneyBunny
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Posted on April 22, 2006 8:34 PM
My husband and I just watched this again. One thing that I noticed and forgot to mention before... When Meadow was telling her family about the Muslim family that was being investigated by the FBI, she stated that the Feds snatched the Muslim child off the street and questioned/ held him. For some reason, that felt like some eerie foreshadowing to me.
And yeah, Edhill, that comment Christopher made about the Springer Spaniel was fucking HILLARIOUS! God, these guys are just so dense.
10 of 32 | Posted by derder
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Posted on April 22, 2006 9:58 PM
I got a huge kick out of the constant sexual comments, like Tony telling Melfi that his crew is asking for head...er, I mean asking for HIS head.
Questions that popped into my mind: Will Meadow train herself to be Tony's attorney and work her way into the mob? (She's getting more defensive about her family.) Will Vito put down a huge chunk of cash and buy his own antique store? Will Finn (of the cone titties) get whacked because of what he now knows?
11 of 32 | Posted by dasher
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Posted on April 23, 2006 6:10 AM
Dasher,
I think youre right about Meadow. Shes slowly getting sucked into the life. I dont think Vito is gonna open up any antique store. Hes gonna be sleeping with the fishes soon
12 of 32 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on April 23, 2006 10:34 AM
The depth of Tony's commitment to his friend was touching. For example, when he said to Carlo, "I don't think I'd even have my new yacht if it weren't for him."
EdHill--I think this foreshadowing means he's going to be dumped off of the new boat.
13 of 32 | Posted by BigMax
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Posted on April 23, 2006 12:22 PM
I’m glad the Feds had Johnny Sad-Sack’s hands cuffed as they escorted him to the car. Otherwise, I fear he would have wobbled towards the car bawling, with his arms flailing in the air, like Andre (the thin Hispanic man who put the “Si” in the word “Sissy”) from project runway, after Heidi Klum delivered her verdict. He was bedraggled, he was verklempt! If he keeps up with this behavior, the next gun that visits him damned well won’t be Tim Gunn. “People, gather round...Johnny, this troubles me”.
I don’t know about you, but to me, that Rusty character looks more like a washed up, jive-assed lounge singer than a mob hard ass. Oops, I guess thats what he is in real life. Getting Wacked on the Sopranos is the closest that Frankie Valli is getting to a “hit” any time soon. What are they going to do, steal his blow dryer so he dies of embarrassment? Rusty looks more likely to be administering a rusty trombone to a dude than a Paulie-style beating. Maybe that’s how he got his name. Good riddance miscast celebrity interloper! Don’t let the door hit you where Vito would like to split you.
14 of 32 | Posted by conrad5
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Posted on April 23, 2006 1:10 PM
Another great touch: Tony calling the Muslim "Fazool," as in "pasta fazool."
15 of 32 | Posted by holyterror
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Posted on April 23, 2006 2:44 PM
When Rusty/Frankie V. gets whacked, will he go to "that malt shop in the sky?"
16 of 32 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on April 23, 2006 6:05 PM
I love it love it love it, i especially love gay VVito when he was totally checking out the cook at the diner. maybe it is just me but it seemed like that cook was into Vito( chubby chaser)
17 of 32 | Posted by sugar bear1
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Posted on April 23, 2006 8:37 PM
Too much actual Vito this week. He just kept dropping his head to think. I have feared for Finn's virtue ever since Vito's head popped up in that truck. And I still fear for him. He should have quit Meadow, quit Colombia and got the hell off the East Coast.
It can only end in tears.
18 of 32 | Posted by Lady J
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Posted on April 23, 2006 9:05 PM
That's Frankie Avalon, JasonR.
19 of 32 | Posted by ClariceStarling
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Posted on April 24, 2006 7:10 AM
Much love - I love the site and your recaps and everything...but would it kill you to have someone look over the recap before you post it? As a writer, the little grammatical errors kill me (Now = Know, Taht = That, etc...). I'm not trying to be a jerk - believe me, I've been there. You get so sick of looking at something, you just send it out without proofreading it again. But come on.
20 of 32 | Posted by hanan5050
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Posted on April 24, 2006 7:26 AM
D'oh! Nice pick up Clarice. I guess my quip would have been more clever if I had the right Frankie.
21 of 32 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on April 24, 2006 8:05 AM
Finn is totally gonna get bumped off because Meadow had to go and open her big know-it-all mouth. She's an idiot. Shrill. Also, her blind idealism and naivte are sickening -- really getting on my nerves. Hello, Meadow!!! Your daddy and all your "uncles" are cold-blooded killers!!! So convenient for her that she gets to sanctimoniously do work for the ACLU and feel all good about herself while the clothes are her back, her Ivy-League education, and the roof over her head have been paid for with blood. Meadow sucks. I wish she'd kick it.
22 of 32 | Posted by jfn
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Posted on April 24, 2006 9:22 AM
OK, it's "pick on EdHill day. It's "GooBah", which applies to both sexes. It comes from the Italian "Gumbare", which is someone from the same country or an in-law. Also, it's "Capo di tutti capi", which means "Capo of all Capos", or top boss.
As you were.
23 of 32 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on April 24, 2006 9:23 AM
Oops. I meant "GoomBah". Now I'm in the same barrel with EdHill. Damn!
24 of 32 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on April 24, 2006 9:24 AM
Meadow's problem isn't naivete. She knows what her father is and went so far as to call him out direclty once in high school. Her problem is self-righteous bullcrap and hypocrisy.
Meadow is Carmela's daughter through and through.
25 of 32 | Posted by Lady J
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Posted on April 24, 2006 9:50 AM
There you are Edhill, you naughty little minx.
26 of 32 | Posted by Lizardqueen
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Posted on April 24, 2006 10:30 AM
What's a "mink"?
27 of 32 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on April 24, 2006 12:13 PM
I had something VERY BAD is going to happen, but I don't know whether to believe it...
28 of 32 | Posted by ClariceStarling
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Posted on April 24, 2006 1:07 PM
One of these days im gonna do a recap and purposey screw up every characters name jhust to see the commenters heads explode. Or better yet, i'll instead exchange all the characters names to commenters names. That way you guys will want to call me out, but won't necessarily want to because im using your names, thus creating a classic "danger, Will Robinson" moment.
29 of 32 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on April 24, 2006 2:49 PM
People, please, lay off of EdHill. I'd like to think that most of us are reading these blogs for entertainment purposes, not to brush up on our spelling and grammar.
Keep up the good work, EdHill.
30 of 32 | Posted by Pie
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Posted on April 24, 2006 6:11 PM
I'm hesitant to prolong this argument, but the HBO sopranos website says 'goomara'. Be nice to EdHill, he only wants to make us smile.
31 of 32 | Posted by brilliantmistake
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Posted on April 25, 2006 10:46 AM
Cut ED Hill a slackburger with cheese! I don’t know how anyone can find the time to write such entertaining reviews, and co-host the Fox & Friends show every morning.
32 of 32 | Posted by conrad5
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Posted on April 25, 2006 3:42 PM