On this weeks season finale of THE SURREAL LIFE: FAME GAME, The Artist Formerly Known As Relevant, Rob Van Winkle, was sent back to reality when long time friend and giant penis owner Ron Jeremy supposedly betrayed him and their friendship by voting him off the show.

Vanilla was favored by many to win the season, but more shocking than his loss, was with what grace and dignity he left the show.

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So this is it. It's the end of the road for this season of The Surreal Life Fame Games. There have been some highs and some lows. Well, I'm sure there have been some lows, like any of the times Vanilla Ice went crazy and threatened to leave, or any of the times that Verne Troyer said he was going to leave, or any of Ron Jeremy's various bad dick jokes. Who really knows if there have been any highs? I guess you could consider the season coming to an end a high? But anyways, it's all come down to this. With only four guests remaining in house, $100,000 up for grabs, and tension so thick you can cut it with a knife (or maybe that's Ron Jeremy's stench), this is the finale of the first ever Surreal Life Fame Games. Thank God.

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I wish I could decode what his shirt says. DAMN TAPE!

On Sunday I woke up with a terrible hangover and a cut on my eye that I am not entirely sure how I received. Let me just say right now that watching The Surreal Life Fame Games is a terrible cure for a hangover. Also, I think that this episode in particular was terrible for a hangover because I nearly lost my lunch after seeing a certain scene involving Ron Jeremy. However, I guess those are just the risks you run when you begin drinking at 1:30 p.m. on St. Patrick's Day (it was a late start), you don't get home until 2:45 a.m. from the bar, and it's your job to recap The Surreal Life. This is the life I lead. So let's find out what nearly made me lose my lunch.

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This week's episode of The Surreal Life Fame Games showed us that as long as you're persistent, mature and calm, you can achieve absolutely anything in life that you hope to. This is a far cry from the rest of the episodes, where we've seen bickering over little things and people so deluded with themselves that they've lost touch with reality. Not this week though. This week was entirely different. Also, I would like to point out that I'm atrociously lying. It's more of the same in the old Fame Games house, so let's get to the action.

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Well the Surreal Life Fame Games was back this week after a week off due to the Oscars. If there's one thing I think we can all agree on, it's that the people who watch the Surreal Life are the same people who watch the Oscars. Don't get me wrong, I appreciated getting a break from the Ron Jeremy School of Comedy, but I don't really think VH1 would have taken that much of a hit in the ratings if it had actually shown the episode of the Fame Games. Besides, as boring as the Oscars were, they probably would have gotten a lot of viewers at some point throughout the night. But who cares about the Oscars or what I think; let's get to the action.

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