Cappy's Back!* - 
by sg-dub

*Not that Cappy, this one.
This week's episode of The Surreal Life, running nearly nonstop on VH1, continued and concluded the Sally Jesse Rafael "Dirty Laundry" segment. Last week she determined Balki, Janice, and Jose to be "real." This week, the focus would be entirely on Omarosa herself. Somewhere in between, I'm sure, Sally spent about 6 seconds each on Pepa, Caprice, and Carey Hart - equaling the airtime they've gotten all season. Something tells me that Carey's home life with Pink is far more interesting than anything Omarosa does, but I'm forced to work with what they give me. No matter how insipid.
Omarosa was justifiably nervous before her "Dirty Laundry" segment. After all, as she said herself, "My doings in the house were documented." Yes, genius, they were. You'd think you'd be aware of that by now after appearing on 5 different reality shows in the last year or so. But hey, maybe she's got the whole thing worked out... and Sally Jesse was the one to find out.
Sally issued the opening salvo; "Suppose I told you I thought you were faking it all along?"
"You'd be right," came the somewhat surprising reply. So now we've come full circle in the reality game, it appears. Instead of the old, "It was the editing," excuse, we now have those reality whores we've always known are playing it up, admitting they're playing it up. In fact, Omarosa went on to say, "America thinks I'm a big villain, I'll run with it. It pays a big check these days. This is a profession for me now." Ugh, sickening. I'll refer everyone back to my last Surreal Life recap when I implored all casting directors to ignore this wench. Sally explored this frank admission later, so I'll hold off for now.
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