Rob is calling out all of his famous friends' names like Ricky Carmichael and Chuck Liddell. Pepa is getting kind of annoyed, because she has no idea who these people are, and this competition is not just about how many famous people you know. I'm not sure why she's complaining though, that only seems to bode well for her if he thinks his friends are so famous, but they really aren't. That's not to say they aren't famous though. I mean, they're more famous than, say, me, but not quite in the same league as, say, Brad Pitt. But that's just my opinion. Although I have been mistaken for Brad Pitt many times...or not.
Thank God, shortly after that we get more of Ron Jeremy's Name Drop-o-Meter. Ron says that he's the guy who's got the connections out of everyone on the panel. Then we see him holding a list of paper, just running down all of the famous people he knows. And the most famous person on that list? None other than Frank Stallone. (Okay, he's not the most famous on the list, but I think it's hilarious that Ron actually chose to put him on that list.)
After about 5 hours of competition, Chyna Doll kind of loses her mind. Somehow Kristin ends up answering Chyna Doll's phone, since Chyna Doll went to have a smoke (5 feet away). Following that cigarette, she just kind of stands next to the table and does a little dance. I have no idea how she is not constantly employed in Hollywood. You can't emulate that kind of talent.
Then VH1 does some sneaky editing. Verne had called a few of his friends (he probably knows the most famous people) and he hadn't gotten anybody to call him back. However, this was still incredibly early in the competition when most people only had two or three names on their list. Verne was sick of the entire contest though, and he left. Now I can understand not wanting to bother your friends, especially just to prove that you know them, but did he really need to quit in the middle of it? Especially since it seemed like he was just quitting because he was losing? Sidenote: It's good to see that Verne is able to stick with things. He's threatened to leave the show at least 3 times, and now he's quitting the competition.
Shortly after that, guess whose phone rings. It's Verne's, and who's on the line? Ludacris. So Rob goes to tell Verne that he's now got people calling him, and suddenly Verne is back in the game. Seriously, he can't even stick to quitting. I'm tough because I love.
Well Ms. Not Too Famous Andrea Lowell was actually relieved when she saw Verne was scootering away from the competition. If he was out, then it didn't matter how few famous people she knew because she wouldn't be eliminated. But now that Verne is back in, she's SOL. It gets so bad at one point that she calls her mom to see if she knows anyone famous, or knows anyone who knows anyone. Her mom. She does however manage to get her cast of Surreal Life to call, including Mr. Sherman Helmsley.
Andrea has the sad realization she is a cast member on The Surreal Life Fame Game.
After the competition was over, everyone was complaining about having just done something for 8 hours. 8 hours! Can you believe it? Where is their Medal of Honor?
Then we see that Chyna Doll and Traci Bingham FINALLY get to move back into the A-list side of the house. Traci is relieved to be back, and she says she got her strength back, and her "alphabet." I'm not familiar with the alphabet being analogous to strength. That's one definition for alphabet I've never heard.
There was some more boring stuff, then we finally got to the judging of everyone's celebrity call lists. Robin is back, and he directs everyone to the board, which has the name of everyone who called in today, and it's color-coded for each person. And everyone's favorite Kennedy not in the actual Kennedy family (as far as I'm aware), Kennedy!, is going to rank the celebrities from 1 to 50 (50 being the highest). Whoever has the most points wins.
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Comments (7)
I really don't know why I watch this crap, but I do. I was wondering why it wasn't on last week - seriously because of the Oscars? This would have actually been more enjoyable then the Oscars...
Glad you noticed their shady editing with Verne quitting. They were doing weird editing through the whole marathon phone off or whatever it was called. One minute there would be a name or two on someone's board, the next it would be full, and back. Annoying.
Kennedy drove me nuts. She said she was grading one way, and then changed it based on who yelled and cried the most. I am interested to see the entire list. That would have been a fun game to play!
I'm still waiting for the episode where 'Nilla goes crazy and breaks stuff.
1 of 7 | Posted by Mrs.Meow
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Posted on March 8, 2007 1:55 PM
Kennedy got intimidated by Vanilla Ice. What bullshit is this...Ricky Carmichael and George Jefferson would get a table at Mr. Chow's before Luda and Russell Simmons? Is she on crack. And oh yea, Andrea Lowell sucks ass. She's a phony-ass bitch and I was hoping Chynna Doll would body slam her.
2 of 7 | Posted by LaSexorcisto
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Posted on March 8, 2007 4:01 PM
I don't exactly know why I watch this show either. But if this week's episode proved anything, it's that Kennedy is still an idiot. Ricky Carmichael? Really?
3 of 7 | Posted by Jordan
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Posted on March 8, 2007 4:30 PM
I wanted Chynna Doll to break that no name Andrea Lowell in half, totally smack that crybaby bitch to death. Who the hell is she anyway?
Agreed - Vanilla Ice totally intimidated that dumb ass Kennedy. Some guy that rides a bike is that high up? Huh? Fuck you Kennedy, you suck.
KH
..hating Kennedy right now..
4 of 7 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on March 9, 2007 4:16 PM
Not to jump on the bandwagon, but Kennedy does suck and completely let Rob van Whiny intimidate her.
Andrea sucks too. All she did was whine and cry, and then kiss Chyna Dolls butt when she found out she didn't have to go.
The funny thing is most of the people on this show take it so serious, almost as if their fame is on the line or something. God-forbid anyone refers to their status as D-List. Really the only one who's done anything big in the last few years is Verne.
And trust, Russell Simmons and Luda would get a table @ Chow's anyday over Ricky (?)Carmichael.
5 of 7 | Posted by cbgb
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Posted on March 9, 2007 6:29 PM
I didn't know who Andrea was before Surreal Life - and I am still shocked that she is a Playmate. She doesn't have the look that most of the playmates have. She's like the low-rent playmate.
She should be thrilled she's on any kind of TV show and stop whining.
Kennedy should have already been in that house - on the B-List side. Who made her the arbitor of fame?
6 of 7 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on March 11, 2007 9:39 AM
Andrea Loserwell is nothing but trailer trash. I can't stand that two faced nasty cunt. She tells Ron J to go first because she doesn’t want him Copying her, and then that f’n cheating bitch copies him. Thankfully, she still got what she deserved.
7 of 7 | Posted by JD | Posted on March 26, 2007 7:54 AM