In the beginning it was definitely Janice Dickinson who looked to be the clear-cut winner; hurling offensive insults at retarded children, picking fights for no reason, refusing to partake in various activities, bitching at everything, and drunkenly exposing her crotch-rot to the innocent world. Then, sensing her time in the Surreal House would be for naught if she didn't step up the nonsense, Omarosa turned up the bitch factor. Then she kicked it in to warp speed over the last few episodes, overtaking Janice for the lead in BitchRace 05 - cackling, hurling endless insults, and doing whatever she could do to drive Janice insane. Er, I mean, drive Janice even more insane.

The episode opened with a recap of its own, showing some of the most memorable images of the season... Balki being a pervert, Carey riding a motorcycle, Balki being pervy again, Caprice in a bikini, Balki being more of a pervert than before, Jose in drag, Balki rubbing his boner on Caprice's butt, Janice holding the knife, Balki preparing his masturbatorium, Omarosa calling Janice a crackhead while she cried about incest, Balki f*cking a bowl of Jell-O, and on and on. Caprice summed up the experience for all of us when she mentioned just how "exhausting" it all was, what with Janice and Omarosa constantly fighting. Except when Caprice, she of the family Caprice, daughter of the Duke of Mission Viejo who is son of the Earl of Fresno speaks in her faux-British accent, she's "ex-hous-ted." Nice to see that those "Learn to Fake an English Accent" books on tape from Madonna are finally paying off for the California lass.