There was Ron, sitting on the toilet, saying, "Don't come in here," and we hear Traci ask, "Are you taking a crap?" I really, really hope Traci was drunk when this happened. Ron had obviously been in the bathroom for a while, he was obviously sitting down, and it obviously smelled. Apparently recognizing the obvious isn't one of her strong points.
Well, Traci took this opportunity to invite Rob to come and wonder at the bewildering spectacle that is Ron Jeremy taking a shit. Rob started cracking up, obviously, and then we saw various clips of them lighting things to clear up the smell (am I wrong, or did Traci light a joint and hold it inside the door? I have absolutely no idea what it could have been, and I'm not very experienced in the world of marijuana, so feel free to enlighten me if I'm totally wrong). Traci told us that she was just having fun with Ron, and she wanted to knock him off his pedestal. Poor word choice; she could have said she wanted to knock him off his throne (rimshot!). I apologize for that.
Ron then told us that Traci really made him mad this time, because she's making an "ass" out of him. I think that was one of his clever jokes. He can get mad all he wants, but he totally left himself open to it by shitting with the door unlocked. And, besides, why would anybody want to see that?
When we returned from the commercial break, I saw about 30 seconds of a gray screen, and for a second I got really excited that this was how the rest of the show was going to go. Unfortunately, I wasn't quite so lucky. There was another message alert about the challenge for the day, and Robin mentions that he's bringing by people who "love" the house members very much. I was hoping that the Fame Gamers would get really excited about who they were going to see, maybe expecting to see family members or something, but the editors included no speculation. It's probably just as good that they didn't, because it probably would have been boring anyways.
The people who were actually coming to see the cast were their number one fans! Traci's fan was all decked out in Baywatch garb:
"Didi is your biggest tooth-- FAN, I mean fan.
Did I say tooth? Thats just weird, isn't that weird?"
Rob's fan was pretty normal-looking, Pep's fan had the crazy eye, Ron's fan (a woman) supposedly fell in love with him when she saw him on Surreal Life (hellooo self-promotion!), and Verne's fan was actually a pretty hot woman. Verne's fan, named Monique, we're told thinks Verne is "cuter than kittens." So, not really cute in an "I'd like to have a physical relationship" way, and more in a "Let me dress you up and play with you like a baby" way. Robin also tells us that Monique wants to hold Verne in her bosom, so I'd guess that Verne will allow you to describe him however you want if you hold him in your bosom. Bonus points for ample bosoms. Verne and I are very alike in this manner.
We learn that the challenge this week is that the celebrities and their number one fans need to remain touching at all times. Each pair is fitted with a device that beeps incredibly annoyingly whenever they lose contact. As soon as a team is eliminated, the fan must immediately leave the house. The first three people who lose contact will be forced to play in the Back to Reality game.
You know what, this caption is just too easy.
If there's anything we've learned about endurance competitions, it's that for the most part they're incredibly boring. Some of the cast members decided that they would wrap something around their fans finger so it wouldn't lose contact, but not all of them did. The competition started, and Verne and Ron both individually gave their fans a tour.
After roughly 15 minutes, at the conclusion of the tour Verne gave to his fan, all of a sudden their buzzer started going off. His fan tried questioned, "It's not going off, is it?" Apparently she didn't hear the incessant beep that made my ears bleed.
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Comments (4)
Poor Treadinggnome, I can't believe you actually have to watch these people week after week. Thank goodness it's almost over!
Congrats on your new recapping duties, pretty soon this horrible show will be a distant memory
1 of 4 | Posted by angiemarie | Posted on March 21, 2007 12:30 PM
Poor Verne. He got screwed. I blame Andrea Blowell, even though she isn't there.
Ice is a prick. I want Pepa or Tracey Bingham to win this. Ron Jeremy is a pig. Who would ever do him on camera? Ick.
I have got to get a rubber chicken!
How long before Britney Spears appears on this show?
KH
*still* missing Chynna Doll!
2 of 4 | Posted by katieshole | Posted on March 21, 2007 3:56 PM
kudos tredingonme, i feel your pain.
"quick to the point no fakin', cookin mc's like a pound of bacon.'
mr. van winkle, your reputation precedes you my friend. nowhere to go but up.
3 of 4 | Posted by k37744
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Posted on March 22, 2007 6:10 AM
Well... I must say I personally do not like Tracy or Ron. I would love to see Rob Van Winkle (LOL) win!
4 of 4 | Posted by Erin | Posted on March 23, 2007 2:55 PM