The latest episode of The Surreal Life contained one of the funniest cameos in television history. OK, OK, perhaps that's a bit too much of a compliment, but damn, Tim Stack is one funny and ballsy dude. His jokes and insults flew out of his mouth faster and more furiously than if Triumph the Insult Comic Dog himself was on the show. Then again, with the likes of Omarosa and Janice Dickenson on the same show, hurling insults is an expected necessity more than anything else.

The show began with the rousing of the Surreal Lifers after their night of drunken carousing at The Palms in Las Vegas. You'll recall that The World's First Supermodel Janice Dickenson made quite a slaggy spectacle of herself the previous night, groping any man within 10 feet after her disgusting whoring for Jose Canseco didn't pan out. Everyone groaned the tell tale hangover groans and awoke to a nice breakfast spread. Immediately Jose lashed out at the still-sleeping Janice, "Dealing with her last night was the biggest pain in the ass, ever." This from a guy who dated Madonna. And believe me, with all that built up scar tissue from his steroid injections, Jose knows ass pain. Still desperately trying to "fit in" with the human race, Bronson (Balki) Pinchot chimed in, "Yeah, she treats the man like a salt lick in a cow barn." Is it me or does it seem like Balki took the Yakov Smirnov "Learn Comedy in 30 Minutes" on tape course before entering the Surreal House? Even his syntax is stilted like a recent Russian immigrant.