This week's show started off with Ashley telling us that his birthday was coming up, but in typical doe-eyed fashion, he said he didn't want Tiffany to go out of her way at all. Of course, we knew that was exactly what would happen. Nevertheless, after the generic opening credits, we then found ourselves in Glendale, California, a.k.a. Ashley's newish 'hood. He and Tiffany lay in bed together, pondering such weighty topics as sleep and how much they love sleep and wanting to sleep all day and oh yeah, Dan's coming over today! Yay! (Uh, who?) After stroking his chest one time too many (at least for me), Tiff then put on her baby-talk voice and said, "Baby, your birthday's coming up soon!" BABY!!! It's coming up, BABY!!!

But babe, Ashley doesn't want to do anything for his birthday! Babe, he never celebrated his birthday as a kid. Don't you hear me, BABE? Well, Tiffany was not happy with this response, and said, you guessed it, "Baby..." This was then followed by, "I don't like that answer, baby. That wasn't what I was looking for." Around this time I was sort of wishing that Scarlet would come in and hit them both over the head with a frying pan.

Well, despite his protests, Tiffany went ahead and began planning a surprise party while Ashley stepped outside to call his manager Larry, a.k.a. the only man proud to share names with "Leisure Suit Larry." Anyway, Ashley had some pressing financial issues, as usual. "Every time I check my bank account, I get freaked out," he said. Huh. Then maybe you shouldn't have bought a house. It's called "waiting until you've saved up the money." I know, crazy concept.

Later on, Dan showed up at the house. Who's Dan? Well, just another crazy cat from O-Town! He was in G-Town (that's Glendale Town) as part of the "Boys of Summer" tour, or as its more commonly known: the worst tour of all time. Yes, this wonderful tour featured all sorts of former boy band guys like Jordan Knight and Jeff Timmons (From 98 Degrees. The non-Lachey one. No, not the dorky guy with the beard. The other one).

Anyway, Ashley introduced Dan to Scarlet (who shockingly was not chugging down a margarita), and then the two took a stroll down memory lane as they watched home videos of the O-Town days. Was it me, or did Ashley sort of look older than he does now when he was younger? Did that make sense? Oh, never mind.