Hey Gasmii! I know, I know. You're disappointed in my complete lack of timeliness. But you know, I was watching the surprising turn of events the night of the so-called "finale", and as the credits rolled, they previewed some clips from this week's perfectly named epilogue, A SHOT AT LOVE II: WITH TILA TEQUILA - One Shot Too Many. And you know what? After the end of the finale, and the preview they showed for this week, it just made sense to cover them both at once. I don't want to give away why just yet, but maybe I'm a little happy that I can really pour on the vitriol for someone's "sad" situation.

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Hey Gasmii, I've got to start off this week with a question - anyone else out there upset that Brittany got dissed by Tila? I mean, if there was anyone in this house who seemed like a somewhat normal person, it was Brittany. That being said, we all know this show is about Tila's vanity as opposed to her finding someone she can actually relate to, and so I hope you'll all relish in the fact that during this A SHOT AT LOVE II: WITH TILA TEQUILA reunion special, our girl gets some from Sirbrina, the hottest piece of dyke ass this side of Portia De Rossi (and an unintentional icon in the lesbian community?).

You get you some grrrrrrl.

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Well gasmii, we've gotten down to our last three contestants on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA - Bo, Kristy, and Brittany. Now that it's so close to the end, Tila's really going to need to do some deep thinking. After all, she's had her heart broken once and if she chooses the wrong person, she runs the risk of having it broken again. So, to make the smart, correct choice, she decides to whisk them away to Mexico, where she can really get to know what's inside each of them and take a deep look into their souls.

Or just have them blow up a condom by humping a pump.

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Hi Gasmii! I assume you are all educated, current events focused readers, correct? You've heard then that on Monday, California became the second state to allow gay marriage which must mean that either the rapture is coming or we're going to end up a better, more tolerant society. Either way, we have one person to thank - our heroin in A SHOT AT LOVE II: WITH TILA TEQUILA recently told Us Weekly that the California Supreme Court decision is "because of me -- I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

AHEM...Homosexual America, I believe you owe someone a thank youuuu.

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Hi Gasmii! Hope you guys are all doing well because I'm shvitzing like a woman in a burka out here in NYC. Seriously, I need to go to costco and get some gold bond for this case of swamp crotch. Speaking of swamp crotches, this week on A SHOT AT LOVE II: WITH TILA TEQUILA, Tila gives us a shocker - luckily it's not the literal meaning of the word.

Or is it?

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Hi Gasmii! I wanted to start this week's A SHOT AT LOVE II recap with some musings on our favorite bobbleheaded bisexual. Recently, Tila's been getting some seirous exposure. Entertainment Weekly did a spread on her a couple of weeks ago and in the newest issue, they make mention of her once again in a story covering older women. EW writes, "In the Sex and the City movie, Sarah Jessica Parker and Co. prove that fashion, fancy cocktails, and wanton sex are not merely the province of the Tila Tequila generation..." To which this recapper says "wow." I mean, I wasn't sure how much she had even reached the cultural zeitgeist, but now, to find out I'm a part of the Tila Tequila generation (I can only assume as I'm days away from turning 25), simply raises one question for me: how do I get out?

There is no getting out. We're doomed.

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Last week on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA, we saw some serious stuff go down. After seeing everyone's favorite dying-for-acceptance case/George leave, Jay's love for his master, the almighty floor installer from Detroit, Chad, was proven mutual as Chad fought to defend his lap dog. It all began with Jay interrupting a conversation between Bobo and Sirbrina. After Jay's irritating personality became too much to bear, the high school football coach/pedafile told him to "pull his head out of Chad's ass." Chad, always one to step up and protect his boyfriend, hurled a can of pbr/milwaukee's beast (one can only assume these would be the contestants favorite brands) at Bobo's head, and had to be held back by the other houseguests. Bo, coming around to talk shit to chad but not actually throw a punch got the surprise of his life. The show ended on a freezeframe of Chad inches away from headbutting Bobo, leaving us all asking the same question, "I wonder what happens next?"

Well THAT makes sense.

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Well gasmii, the shit really starts to hit the fan this week on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA!. And it all comes thanks to the Chad, the guy everyone loves to hate. When we first met chad in episode 1 he made that ridiculous wangbone comment, and I thought the guy might end up filling the airhead role on the show. But, damn if the idiot didn't charm me with that pillow toss at George later in that episode, and starting that food fight in episode 2 (and, for some reason I can't explain, the wangbone comment). This week, however, Chad goes off the deep end. And while we don't see the ultimate outcome (nice cliffhanger, producers!), it ain't gonna be pretty.

The Chad is f'ing crazy.

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Hey gasmii, sorry I missed you all last week! I've got a good excuse though, really. You see, I was having a huge get-together, and things got a little out of hand. It was basically a Duke lacrosse party, only with lesser odds at getting laid. So, of course the po-po showed up and told us to keep it down. The guests weren't having any of it though, and some uninvited pizza king from New Jersey felt the need to talk shit to the cops. This, of course, pissed them off even more, so I felt like I had to take one for the team, and I started hitting on Officer Pigfornicator. Unfortunately, he's not into second generation immigrant hustlers, and me being a real person, living a real life, without cameras - I got tossed into jail. But finally, after many days in the clink, I'm here for you gasmii, to give you all your next dose of a SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA.

That sounds kind of familiar...

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Tila Tequila is back folks, and things didn't work so well between her and Bobby. He broke her adorable, bisexual little heart and tore it into a million pieces. So, to ensure that she'll find someone who can tolerate her myspace fandom, the producers thought it'd be a good idea to scrape the bottom of the barrel and cast the show at a free clinic. I for one, think it's a great idea. So, are you guys read to take a SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA?!

How about a shot at herpes?

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