Tila Tequila is back folks, and things didn't work so well between her and Bobby. He broke her adorable, bisexual little heart and tore it into a million pieces. So, to ensure that she'll find someone who can tolerate her myspace fandom, the producers thought it'd be a good idea to scrape the bottom of the barrel and cast the show at a free clinic. I for one, think it's a great idea. So, are you guys read to take a SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA?!

How about a shot at herpes?

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Happy holidays, everyone! For those of you looking to escape the family for a little bit - or stuck working this week - sit back, relax, and enjoy the trainwreck that is the A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: The Reunion!

Buckle your condoms, it's gonna be a bumpy penis.

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Here we are guys, the last episode of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Tonight it's all down to Dani for the ladies versus Bobby for the boys. Let's join Tila as she makes what she calls the most difficult decision of her life. See, I would have thought the most difficult decision was deciding what kind of alcohol to name herself after. I still think she should have gone with Beefeaters.

Zima?

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Hey guys! So I wasn't going to recap A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila this week since it's basically a clip show. But after watching it, I realized there are definitely some things in here worth talking - and snarking - about! For example, Tila's totally fake, grating attitude, not to mention her fug, streaky blonde bob. So without further ado, may I present my favorite moments:

What do you mean by the carpet doesn't match the drapes?

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This week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, the gang heads down to Cancun, Mexico for a series of group and individual dates, and Tila narrows down the field to her final two. Also, one member of the terrible trio turns on their comrades and begins a whole lot of shit talking. Who stays, who goes, and who's debating a sex change, after the jump!

Here's a hint

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This week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Tila visits the hometowns and families of the final four contestants. Some families welcome her with open arms, and others spray Lysol on everything she touches. Who stays, who goes, and whose mom said Tila's bisexuality makes her want to vomit after the jump!

I'm guessing it wasn't this one...

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Hey everyone! Sorry this recap's a little late - I had something going on the past few days that had something I think to do with turkey. I know it had a lot to do with booze. And my grandma asking me yet again when I'm going to get married and have lots of babies. I may or may not have claimed to be a lesbian just to shut her up. For that matter, my parents may or may not still be giving me the silent treatment. Ah, the holidays make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. But that may just be the booze... Yeah it's the booze.

Anyway, this week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, we finally get to see the fallout from the catfight of the century! When we last left our brave contestants, Tranny Vanny was wailing and rolling around on a rug, Lizard Killer was insisting on leaving while trying to crush Tila's disproportionally large skull, and Bobby was suffering through some Post Traumatic Stress Disorder flashbacks as he nervously checked for Professor Ashley to come bursting through the doors.

Is it just me, or do you guys hear some banjoes playing?

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I have to admit it, I love it whenever anyone on a reality TV show gets punched in the face. I just think that the amount of exposure and/or money these people are getting more than makes up for a few thuds to the skull for my entertainment. I live for the moment some angry contestant just wails on Ryan Seacrest. My fingers are crossed that this is my year. Anyway, this week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, we don't just get a fistfight -- we get the even rarer breed, the catfight. It's Lizard Killer versus Tranny Vanny - may the craziest bitch win. So gather round, place your bets, and let's get to it!

A game of Twister gone bad.

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This week on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Bobby wins our cultural sensitivity prize of the week, Michael now resembles a hairless dog, and Tranny Vanny ups the crazy to fill the practically insurmountable void left by Professor Ashley.

You sucky people are the reason why I'm already casting for Shot at Love 2.

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Yes!

Ah, yes. The episode of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila we've been waiting for. We've got sex dolls and fistfights and ambulances, oh my! Join me as we watch our dirtiest - and most entertaining - episode yet!

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