Lisa picks Dominic to go on the date with her, which is a pretty shrewd move. Dom isn't exactly a threat. Ever since his twin left, it's like a part of his soul went with him. Or maybe it's because he's not wearing that superhero costume anymore. During the date, Lisa and Tila talk about what kind of girls Tila likes, and she admits that she likes aggresive ones. Lisa takes this as a cue and goes in for the kill. She's doing really well with Tila, so Dom gets a little anxious. He cuts in mid makeout and tries to get a conversation going with Tila. But as the conversation moves, the topic of her bisexuality comes up. Dominic admits that he thinks bisexuality is a phase. Hey says, "You're either straight or you're not."
"In other words, just because you screw a guy one time, doesn't make you not straight."
After Tila's date with Dominic and Lisa, it's time for elimination. Four houseguests will be going home that night, and Lisa's defnitely not one of them. she gets her key first after dominating the last few challenges. Tila runs through the rest of the house until it comes down to Ryan, Bo, and Dominic. Tila kicks out Ryan because the spark that she felt the first night isn't there. She kicked out Dominic because she was a little insulted by his narrow minded views on biseuxals. Really, when it comes to bisexuals, shouldn't we be open minded?
And open-legged?
The last three girls come down to "V", Samantha/"Glitter", and Lauren. "V" got kicked out because she didn't open up enough, but she's pretty upset about the elimination. Tila also kicks out Lauren because she says that she's having a better time with everyone else than with her. Samantha, of course, flips out and starts crying like she just won Ms. Nude World.
Thanks to my hairstylist, my waxer, my cheeleader and my best friend...mom."
So that's it for this supersized recap of A Shot at Love II. Looks like next week, that teasing between Chad and Bo gets serious, and you know it's insta classic reality television. So, vomit your meal back up, smoke a joint, do something to fit another recap in your stomach for tonight's episode, coming soon. Until then, gasmii!
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Comments (7)
Is anyone out there besides me really hating this group of contestants? I especially hate that everytime they do their one on one interviews, something insanely cliche and obvious always comes out of their mouths. For example, during a competition, some random douchebag or slut will say "I'm just trying to win this." Are you now? Because to be honest, I think most people while playing a game would try to LOSE!
And I hate Chad. I think he just might be the archetype of the date rapist.
1 of 7 | Posted by Philemon | Posted on May 13, 2008 8:53 AM
I agree with both points above - that the contestants say predictable stuff and that Chad is the archetype of a date rapist - that being said, Chad is one of the few who doesn't just deliver lame sound bites, and until he does something that's just plain wrong, as opposed to simply obnoxious, I'm kind of enjoying him on this show.
Really interested to see what Bo says that makes him flip out and crack him in the face next week. Because, let's be honest, Bo kinda is a douchebag and probably deserves a good punch in the face. Matter of fact, I'd say he gives Chad some pretty good competition in the date-rapist-archetype dept.
2 of 7 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on May 13, 2008 10:30 AM
Hmm ... I can't decide which might be worse, a weekend in the clink or being forced to watch this show on repetition.
Totally agree, the contestants definitely seem to be on "reading cue card of cliche reality show one liners" ... but ... I will totally tune in to see what the fight is all about.
Great recap!
3 of 7 | Posted by mhechtua | Posted on May 13, 2008 1:30 PM
Wow...a two-fer.
I think the The Chad character is one of the most hateful I've seen on these shows--not that I'm blaming the actor portraying him/it. I blame the producers for being such idiots for inventing this moron. Clearly they're marketing the show to 13-year-olds.
And I do love how cheap the 'dates' are on this show. Five minutes on a couch is a date? They don't even make bother to make an effort to pretend anymore.
4 of 7 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 13, 2008 2:39 PM
Five minutes on a couch might be all it takes...
5 of 7 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on May 13, 2008 3:49 PM
You know, HayHor, I was so busy with my rant that I forgot to thank you for capping two episodes extremely well. I only read recaps of a few shows here, but it seems that when a recapper misses writing about an episode, he or she will start off with an apology and then write something like "Previously: stuff happened. I forgot to write about it. Get over it." To have a recapper who does not do that is kind of rare. So thanks for providing a double-dose of your humor!
And I can see what you mean about Chad kind of being the only distinct character on the show as of now. But, you know, I think their is a difference between being distinct and being vile. That guy is simply vile, in my opinion, and no amount of distinction can change that.
And as far as this show being marketed to 13 year olds, itchy, my only response is "Good God, I hope that's not the case." I think this is wonderful trash TV, but could possibly be dangerous with an impressionable viewer.
6 of 7 | Posted by Philemon307 | Posted on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM
Thanks for the love Philemon.
Did anyone watch last night? Check for the next recap soon - Chad has gone from one of my favorites to worst person on reality television ever?
Although Bo's kind of a douchebag too. Anyways, you'll see what I mean soon.
Until then, Gasmii.
7 of 7 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on May 14, 2008 10:36 AM