Well gasmii, the shit really starts to hit the fan this week on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA!. And it all comes thanks to the Chad, the guy everyone loves to hate. When we first met chad in episode 1 he made that ridiculous wangbone comment, and I thought the guy might end up filling the airhead role on the show. But, damn if the idiot didn't charm me with that pillow toss at George later in that episode, and starting that food fight in episode 2 (and, for some reason I can't explain, the wangbone comment). This week, however, Chad goes off the deep end. And while we don't see the ultimate outcome (nice cliffhanger, producers!), it ain't gonna be pretty.
The Chad is f'ing crazy.
The producers decide to start the show by taking a gamble - basically, making the houseguests pick a question out of a bucket about a controversial or personal topic, and provide an opinion. These topics better be about stripping, lifting weights, or Mad Dog 20/20. Otherwise, might as well get a room of babies to talk about Sylvia Plath's Electra complex.
"I liked when my daddy touched me too! Next question!"
The first question is "Would you have sex with Tila in front of your parents?" Bo's answer is yes and Jay's like "really dude?" As I was watching, I said the same thing as Jay, which makes me want to hurl. Moving on - Samantha picks the following question and if there's anybody in the house who doesn't have an answer, it's her: "What is one sexual deed that you haven't done that you've always wanted to?"
"You got 5 hours?"
Samantha says that she's "had all my fantasies fulfilled." To which Chad, in confessional says, "No surprise there, because you're a stripper, bitch!" Last week, some of the commenters really predicted the upcoming terrible streak Chad is about to pull off by describing their dislike for him. I still felt the jury was out. He's an ass, but as I said before he can be funny and in a way, speak for all of us. I mean, as I was watching I said, "because you're a stripper, bitch!" too.
But then, things changed, when Sirbrina asked, "Should gay marriage be legalized?" First of all, I understand that because there are gay and bisexual girls on this show, it make sense that question would be asked. But when you discuss something like that in a room full of meatheads, particuarly someone like Chad - well, that's a recipe for disaster. Chad immediately blurts out "No!" and Sirbrina gets riled up. She's informed on the issue and says that since she's a firm believer in equal rights. Chad, who I'm sure watches "Meet the Press" every Sunday while waxing his balls and thinking of new ways to t.p. Ms. Henderson's house, says that "It's a good thing that it's been shot down. You guys don't know anything about it. There's a reason why!"
Future Congressman/Bathroom Toe Tapper.
Chad takes the Chuck and Larry argument, saying that "it means everybody and their best friend is gonna go and say they're married to get their buddy's insurance and everything." Brittany, who I believe may be the smartest person in the house (and that's saying something from a girl who jumped on a pogo stick and licked a lollipop as a talent), makes the really obvious point that "straight people can marry each other and fake it." Chad just got intellectually kicked in the junk, so his argument devolves into saying that gay marriage should be a "crime".
So should frosted tips so someone could lock your gay ass up.
As Chad storms off, he can't help but to land one more insulting blow, and asks the girls "Don't you think a child deserves to have a father?" This sets Lisa off since she was raised by a single mother. Chad keeps going. He says that a "Child deserves to have a normal upraising." He then gets yet another intellectual fist up the ass, as Lisa points at him, "Is this the product of a normal upbringing?" Everyone else, suffice to say, is a little awkward after that.
"I need to go to the bathroom, but I'm scared."
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Comments (10)
Sucks that Chad will be going home, he's hot in that psycho,I'm gonna kill you kind of way. Probably good angry sex but small penis lol.
Also, favorite line ever:
"Kyle, meanwhile just leaves stammering away that he's "not creepy"...as he lurks into the night."
Loved the recap :)
1 of 10 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on May 20, 2008 12:20 AM
Kyle reminds me of Tailor Made on I Love New York.
And I couldn't help from laughing about how the guy from Jersey refers to people by the state from which they hail. My boyfriend unfortunately is referred to as "Jersey" by 95% of our friends. Our friends are a melting pot; but yet no one else goes by Brazil, Connecticut, Rhode Island or even India. I understand in college, maybe there weren't a lot of Jersy-ans at the U of TN, but come on, that's been 10 years ago.
This show gets creepier and creepier by the episode. It's only redeeming factor to me has been Chad's wangbone comments...and it looks like he may turn out like Meathead from the real world. Man, it would totally suck to be headbutted like that though!
2 of 10 | Posted by VolGirl | Posted on May 20, 2008 6:40 AM
I want to like Chad. I think most people want to like Chad. But bottom line, 95% of the time Chad acts like a giant baby who just got into his daddy's viagra and his mommy's perkacets.
He's a funny guy and I'm sure a hit with all of his friends, but you don't fight with a guy like Bo because douchebags like Bobo aren't worth it. Now, instead of extending his 15 seconds for 15 more seconds, he's gonna go back to Detroit installing floors and being a guest at bars for two months until everyone forgets about him.
And thanks for reading Michy and Volgirl.
3 of 10 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on May 20, 2008 7:10 AM
Volgirl - Good call on the Kyle-Tailor Made connection ;) I thought there was something about his creepiness that was familiar - bleech!
I agree, Chad seemed like his off the wall comments would at least be entertaining, but after a while, that well ran dry. His 'friendship' with Jay reminds me of A Christmas Story, the bully, Fargus, and his little tiny side-kick.
I'm still calling 'lame' on the producers for making me watch the entire episode to see a fight that didn't happen (the previews totally set me up!) but will probably tune in tonight after all that effort!
Great recap Hayhor, definitely makes watching worthwhile!!
4 of 10 | Posted by chelle | Posted on May 20, 2008 1:17 PM
I (guiltily) admit I'm looking forward to seeing the results of Chad's hissy fit... I have to wonder if he didn't get the wrong idea from watching last season, where the violent psycho bully got kicked off the set - and then came back as a featured player on the spin-off.
A fine recap, BTW.
5 of 10 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on May 20, 2008 5:05 PM
I'm so ashamed to admit this, but I totally You Tubed the fight, and it was freaking hilarious! It's set to a musical remix that is pure brilliance. I would never admit that I watched it though.
I totally forgot to mention earlier HayHor: big ups on the recap. It was funny as crap.
6 of 10 | Posted by VolGirl | Posted on May 21, 2008 9:56 AM
What is the deal with "Jersey" Jay? There's something really wrong with him, but I can't put my finger on it...
I don't really like any of the characters this season.
7 of 10 | Posted by MLE428 | Posted on May 21, 2008 12:16 PM
MLE..
"What is the deal with "Jersey" Jay? There's something really wrong with him, but I can't put my finger on it..."
absentee parenting?
8 of 10 | Posted by dredge | Posted on May 21, 2008 1:38 PM
Jersey Jay would be one of those types who don't have much of a personality of their own--they're that little punk kid on the playground who exist more to back up whatever bully/loudmouth is closest available. Every king needs his sycophant/fool. Definitely an undiscovered homosexual--love how he took off his own shirt to bellybop with The Chadette. Is that eyeliner Jay's wearing all the time?
As for the "Jersey" thing...there's a certain segment of the US population that insist on calling anyone from New Jersey 'Jersey' for some reason. I guess people just like to say the word. Happened to me a couple of times. Usually from boneless boss/managers at the drudge jobs I had in my 20s.
Bo comes off kind of stiff to me. But honestly, the only seemingly normal guy in the bunch is the long-haired guy, who kind of hangs in the background mostly. Bet he wins (for the guys at least).
9 of 10 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 21, 2008 11:09 PM
does anyone else notice that they call lisa rizzo?
10 of 10 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM