Suffice to say, everyone is getting fed up with Bo's micromanaging. Kyle says that "even I got fed up with him," which is saying a lot since he annoys pretty much everybody. Chad stayed surprisingly calm, although you could see his frustration with Bobo building (in Spanish, "Bobo" means "dummy", and so that shall be his name from now on). Meanwhile, back at the Saloon, Tila has taken Michelle off to the side to get busy/talk about their connection. She thinks Michelle is cool, but it's all the baaaah-staaaahhn accent, because if she were from Kansas City, Missouri I don't think she'd be that cool.
After hanging out with Michelle, Tila moves on to George who's being his old, cheesy self. Tila, tired about this ridiculous sweet boy front he keeps putting up, asks him about sex. George is completely speechless, and gets all embarrassed and ashamed and admits that it's something to get shy about. I feel bad about making fun of George because he does mean well, but take a good look at yourself, George (and not in that flexing your muscles kind of way). As long as you keep acting like this retarded dope/poser on television no one is going to take you seriously. So grow some testicles, quit getting your body waxed, and hire a goddamn hooker.
Hayhor's Prescription for Success: Before; (After TBD)
After a little hookup time with Sirbrina, Tila decides it's time to "hang with the losers." Bobo is completely oblivious to how much everyone hates him at this point. He completely takes ownership over the thing, but due to guilt/not wanting everyone to hate him (too late for that, Bobo) gives a patronizing speech about what each of his "chefs" did. Nobody appointed you the leader Bobo! So when you act like you're doing everyone else a favor by pointing out what they've done instead of letting them speak for themselves, you kinda look like a douchebag on TV. You know what else I'm a pretty non violent person, but seeing this kind of passive aggression really makes me look forward to the crack in your face Chad is gonna deliver next week. And yet, for some reason, Tila compliments him and is really impressed.
Chilly.
Bobo of course, is feeling way overconfident and after Tila says goodnight to everyone he grabs her for a few minutes alone. Kristy is pissed that he got this time with her when they did as much work, but Kristy gets pissed off at everything. Bo's time with Tila works in his favor, as she isn't annoyed at all. And if he does get his ass kicked as they continue to tease in the promos, he's totally gonna get a sympathy stay of execution all the way to the finale. Although if Tila likes this d-bag she can have him.
She looks like she's 14, so I kinda get it.
The next day Tila has everyone go out for a pool party. Kristy started waving her "Ninth Wonder of the World" butt (Nice one, George) in the waterfall, which caused everyone to raise their drinks and hoot and holler. If I didn't know any better, I'd say her butt has become a shrine.
Pretty soon this thing will start crying blood and then everyone will be all up in it.
During this pool party, we find out once more why Chad can no longer be supported. After hearing Brittany provide a nice critique of how obnoxious Jay is (I told you she was the smartest girl in the house), Chad admits that "Jay's, like my road dog. He's just, like, a cool
all-American young party animal like myself." Anyone who thinks Jay is any of those things is clearly delusional. But I also think Chad is making himself look better for basically bossing Jay around.
Tila comes out and is looking newly plastiqued, but everyone is basically getting wet over it. Get it. haha. Cause they're at a pool party. Ok, instead of a lame joke how about we have Michelle sum it up: "Tila looked like an absoulte heat wagon in that sexy bikini." I googled "Heatwagon" and I think it's literally, a wagon that heats a room. So, let's see if there's any resemblance.
The bobblehead maybe...
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Comments (10)
Sucks that Chad will be going home, he's hot in that psycho,I'm gonna kill you kind of way. Probably good angry sex but small penis lol.
Also, favorite line ever:
"Kyle, meanwhile just leaves stammering away that he's "not creepy"...as he lurks into the night."
Loved the recap :)
1 of 10 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on May 20, 2008 12:20 AM
Kyle reminds me of Tailor Made on I Love New York.
And I couldn't help from laughing about how the guy from Jersey refers to people by the state from which they hail. My boyfriend unfortunately is referred to as "Jersey" by 95% of our friends. Our friends are a melting pot; but yet no one else goes by Brazil, Connecticut, Rhode Island or even India. I understand in college, maybe there weren't a lot of Jersy-ans at the U of TN, but come on, that's been 10 years ago.
This show gets creepier and creepier by the episode. It's only redeeming factor to me has been Chad's wangbone comments...and it looks like he may turn out like Meathead from the real world. Man, it would totally suck to be headbutted like that though!
2 of 10 | Posted by VolGirl | Posted on May 20, 2008 6:40 AM
I want to like Chad. I think most people want to like Chad. But bottom line, 95% of the time Chad acts like a giant baby who just got into his daddy's viagra and his mommy's perkacets.
He's a funny guy and I'm sure a hit with all of his friends, but you don't fight with a guy like Bo because douchebags like Bobo aren't worth it. Now, instead of extending his 15 seconds for 15 more seconds, he's gonna go back to Detroit installing floors and being a guest at bars for two months until everyone forgets about him.
And thanks for reading Michy and Volgirl.
3 of 10 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on May 20, 2008 7:10 AM
Volgirl - Good call on the Kyle-Tailor Made connection ;) I thought there was something about his creepiness that was familiar - bleech!
I agree, Chad seemed like his off the wall comments would at least be entertaining, but after a while, that well ran dry. His 'friendship' with Jay reminds me of A Christmas Story, the bully, Fargus, and his little tiny side-kick.
I'm still calling 'lame' on the producers for making me watch the entire episode to see a fight that didn't happen (the previews totally set me up!) but will probably tune in tonight after all that effort!
Great recap Hayhor, definitely makes watching worthwhile!!
4 of 10 | Posted by chelle | Posted on May 20, 2008 1:17 PM
I (guiltily) admit I'm looking forward to seeing the results of Chad's hissy fit... I have to wonder if he didn't get the wrong idea from watching last season, where the violent psycho bully got kicked off the set - and then came back as a featured player on the spin-off.
A fine recap, BTW.
5 of 10 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on May 20, 2008 5:05 PM
I'm so ashamed to admit this, but I totally You Tubed the fight, and it was freaking hilarious! It's set to a musical remix that is pure brilliance. I would never admit that I watched it though.
I totally forgot to mention earlier HayHor: big ups on the recap. It was funny as crap.
6 of 10 | Posted by VolGirl | Posted on May 21, 2008 9:56 AM
What is the deal with "Jersey" Jay? There's something really wrong with him, but I can't put my finger on it...
I don't really like any of the characters this season.
7 of 10 | Posted by MLE428 | Posted on May 21, 2008 12:16 PM
MLE..
"What is the deal with "Jersey" Jay? There's something really wrong with him, but I can't put my finger on it..."
absentee parenting?
8 of 10 | Posted by dredge | Posted on May 21, 2008 1:38 PM
Jersey Jay would be one of those types who don't have much of a personality of their own--they're that little punk kid on the playground who exist more to back up whatever bully/loudmouth is closest available. Every king needs his sycophant/fool. Definitely an undiscovered homosexual--love how he took off his own shirt to bellybop with The Chadette. Is that eyeliner Jay's wearing all the time?
As for the "Jersey" thing...there's a certain segment of the US population that insist on calling anyone from New Jersey 'Jersey' for some reason. I guess people just like to say the word. Happened to me a couple of times. Usually from boneless boss/managers at the drudge jobs I had in my 20s.
Bo comes off kind of stiff to me. But honestly, the only seemingly normal guy in the bunch is the long-haired guy, who kind of hangs in the background mostly. Bet he wins (for the guys at least).
9 of 10 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 21, 2008 11:09 PM
does anyone else notice that they call lisa rizzo?
10 of 10 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on May 26, 2008 9:10 PM