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Elimination time comes and Tila naturally gives Bobo and Chad keys first. When giving Chad his key she says, "You can be a douchebag sometimes, but you still have A Shot at Love." There's total producers meddling here but god damn he makes this crap more interesting, so yeah, let's keep him in a little bit longer. That is, until he probably gets kicked out by producers for beating this shit out of Bobo.

Anyways, it comes down to the final 4 people and it's Lisa, Samantha, Kyle, and George. Basically, Tila sends home Kyle for being too creepy and sends home George for not being cool/too sweet. George gets really upset, and you can see all his self esteem problems bubble to the surface (besides his obsession with his body of course). After George leaves the house, off camera, he's clearly been crying and asks, "How can I be eliminated? Cause I'm too nice? So people like Chad and Jaythey're just fucking up and doing the stupidest shit in this house and they're still here. And then I'm here for the right reasons and the real things, and now I'm leaving. It's just...It's just fucked up." I have mixed feelings about George here. On the one hand, George it's your own damn fault. The reason Chad and Jay are still in the house is because they don't act like they give a shit what other people think about them. You, are constantly trying to impress people. And that's just not attractive. Kyle, meanwhile just leaves stammering away that he's "not creepy"...

....as he lurks into the night.

After Tila's crocodile tears over George, everyone is really upset and Samantha, Sirbrina, and Scotty cry with him as he leaves. George's nervouse breakdown gets worse as he laments over getting "sympathy hugs" his whole life. Hulk Hogan was a fat kid. I wouldn't be suprised if our pal Georgie was one too.

Someone take me to Ben and Jerry's.

As everyone gets back to the house, Bobo is talking to Sirbrina and to his credit, genuinely trying to comfort her over George leaving. Jay, however, wants to start toying with Boy and tries to interrupt their conversation. Bo ignores him, so Jay starts acting more childish and calling him Bozo. He then asks Bo if he remembers how they almost both left the first week and are still there? Bo says the he's lucky that he didn't knock his punk ass out the first week and Jay makes some comment about headbutting.

Bo's basically fed up at this point and starts yelling at Jay. Since Jay is an child, he decides to make a mess and toss cups everywhere as his response. The talking heats up to the point where Bo tells Jay that once he pulls his "head out of Chad's ass..." All of a sudden he's interrupted by a cup being tossed at his head. Chad starts going off on Bo, rips off his shirt and seriously looks ready to throw down.

"I will eat your children, which is no way meant to be a gay thing at all yet if you think about it, kind of can be."

They pull Chad back and things look seemingly over. Of course, Bobo making it impossible to root for, starts talking shit again once Chad and Jay are leaving the room. Jay and Chad go off to another part of the house and start hitting each other to "blow off steam" or whatever gay shit white trash from Detroit and New Jersey do. Anyways, Bobo's feeling cocky for some reason and thinks it's a good idea to walk up to Jay and Chad and see what's up. Right then and there Chad snaps, and we're left with a fade to black, to be continued. The suspense is killing me. Actually, you gotta figure Chad's going home and Bo's fine except for a cut. Still, I'll get sick pleasure out of his pretty face getting uglified. We'll see tonight! Until next time, gasmii!

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