Bo and Tila make out (obviously) and feel a lot closer after the date. I'd really like to know, however, what it was they talked about/what Bo said to get her to straddle him. Maybe he just drooled and she felt sorry for him. Moving on, after spending some time in the fake TV room, it's time for Tila to eliminate some of the houseguests.

The first person Tila calls is Delaware(Jersey's new nickname), further irritating me and the rest of us who find the time to sit through this crap. She says she picked him because he was the most honest of the houseguests during Stay or Go, but I think it's because he picks up a whole demographic of folks who watch MTV all the time, and the producers wanted to keep that audience coming.

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Douchebags.

Bo was next to get a key, followed by Kristy, and Brittany. The last three up are Glitter, Scotty and George. Tila says that she fears Glitter's too emotional to be with, which is another way of saying, "You are batshit crazy." Glitter ends up getting kicked out and Lisa is pretty upset since she considered Glitter to be a "little sister." But Glitter's devastated. She's bawling like crazy (obvi) and is talking in those really breathy high pitch tones. She says she "has so much heart and so much love to give. I just don't know why I'm alone."

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Because, God made those hands to swing around stripper poles, not be in a committed relationship.

It's down to George and Scott, which makes things especially awkward since they're such good "friends." Actually, I'm sure I made that joke already with Chad and Jay, so let's leave these guys with their sexuality intact. Tila picked on George first, saying that she notices he's excited to be there with everyone, just not with her.

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"TT, give me a break. It's the first time in my life I've ever had friends."

Nonetheless, George still gets the key since Scotty is pretty much a wet blanket. Tila doesn't see them ever crossing that "friendship line." Scotty disagrees but he's a gone for this week, and once George and Jay are out, I believe we'll have cleared through the riff-raff - I think she only really likes Brittany, Kristy, Lisa (barely), and Bo (well, maybe pities more than likes). As I type this, of course, I see her make out with Jay next week and barf in my mouth a little bit. I'm going to try to delay my naseau for next week. Until then, gasmii!

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Comments (5)

MichyPR:

Ugh I can't wait for Delaware to get eliminated.

HayHor:

You and me both. If I hear to hear one more aimless "New Jersey" I'm going to snap and destroy the next pizza place I see.

alex_w:

Haha. I like Jay.
I still enjoyed this though:
"Hop on! It's headed to the same place my life is going!" Also, I don't know if you heard, but apparently last season's "winner" (Bobby, was it?) has spilled the beans on who wins season 2. But I [kindly] won't spoil it for y'all.

seraphmoon:

Dude Sirbrina was in the news!!, apparently she was seen making out with antoehr girl and that caused a big uproar at a Seattle mariners baseball game. I wish I could link but try this and replace spaces with dots for the website:

www cnn com/2008/US/06/05/seattle.kiss.ap/index html

seraphmoon:

Also, the pic is pretty unflattering, and she's always wearing that same g'damn striped shirt.

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