Hi Gasmii! Hope you guys are all doing well because I'm shvitzing like a woman in a burka out here in NYC. Seriously, I need to go to costco and get some gold bond for this case of swamp crotch. Speaking of swamp crotches, this week on A SHOT AT LOVE II: WITH TILA TEQUILA, Tila gives us a shocker - luckily it's not the literal meaning of the word.
Or is it?
We start the week off with Tila asking the contestants to do something ridiculous - desecrating their bodies beyond repair in dedication to her. And no, I don't mean catching a Vietnamese strain of the herp - I mean getting a tattoo (which, coincidentally, could also lead to the herp). If they actually have common sense/decide not to get one, options include walking on broken glass, getting a piercing, or sitting in the electric chair.
Tila's newest sex toy
Brittany tries to pipe in and be the first to get a tattoo, but once she gets up there she chickens out, giving Kristy the perfect opportunity to step in. She decides to get one that will have her laughed at in job interviews for years to come - a feakin' star like Tila's, right behind her ear. Although, I suppose the dyking out on national tv/taking your top off during a pool party might not be such a help.
A star candidate.
Next up is the loveable meathead George. I shouldn't call George a meathead, however because our Georgie only fits two of the three criteria:
1) Obsessed with his body/buff
2) Stupid
3) Irrationally mean, angry and/or tough
George is, by all accounts, a really strong, really really really stupid nice guy. And I'm sure he's not worth much in a fight. So it came as no surprise that to George, everything didn't look like a good option since it would give him ouchies. He opts for the broken glass to walk over, and it looks like that glass must've been really sharp, cause georgie's rubbin his toesies like they hurty wurty. He claims to have a cut although there is no blood to be seen - there is a scientific explanation, however. The glass is fake as Tila demonstrates to George, laughing in his face. The pain then moves from George's injured foot to his bruised ego.
Annie lenox couldn't have dreamt up a better prank
After our semi-meathead's embarrasment (would he then be called a spamhead?), it's time for Bo and Jay to lay all two inches of their manhood on the table, and see who can impress Tila most. It's the first tattoo for both of these guys, cementing their status as complete f'ing idiots. Bo goes for the shot glass with the heart in it, while Jay opts for the simple, bare bones shot glass. Which, if you think about it, means they kind of got matching tattoos. Only Bo's has a little heart dipped in it, which must mean that he's a bottom. Tough guy Jay, meanwhile, likes to be on top.
Does this come in red, green, and white?
Lisa's up, and like the regular dude that she is, is afraid of commitment. She doesn't want to get a tattoo in case things don't work out and Tila is disappointed. "Why won't you mutilate yourself for me," she asks. Ok, not really. She is disappointed, however, and to compensate for not being a dumbass, Lisa takes a ride in the electric chair. And she kind of likes it.
No surprise here.
Afterwards, Brittany realizes she has to do SOMETHING retarded to prove her love to Tila, so piercing it is. She claims to be really scared of needles and that getting tattoos isn't hard for her, but getting pierced is. Well Brittany, why didn't you get a tattoo before then? Anyways, she does the same shit any other 13 year old piece of white trash/chola would do - a belly button piercing.
You're in good company now, Brooke Hogan.
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Comments (7)
I can't wait to see Tila acting all inappropriate with everybody's parents like she did last season. It totally hurt her ego when Lisa said that love is a strong word and that she can't be falling for someone who is making out with other people. I guess Lisa is pretty normal after all. I just don't get how they can be competing for Tila.I'm glad George realized that he really isn't missing out on anything and didn't bawl like a baby like the first time. Anyways, loved the recap.
1 of 7 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on June 10, 2008 8:10 AM
Loved the recap!
The preview for next week is insane!! I don't know why, but the one shown immediately after this episode is kinda blah, but I've seen some since then, and Tila is actually the one uncomfortable when visiting Jay's family.
His parents are all over each other, the tit thing, and Jay's mom hits on Tila in the hot tub, giving her some "Come on over here" crap. And dude, Jay is weird enough that Tila would probably end up having a threesome with him and his mom. If Tila chooses him, she'll get the best of both worlds!..or worst.(gross)
No wonder he was so defensive and crazy about his mom. She really IS a hoe!
2 of 7 | Posted by narcissistic | Posted on June 10, 2008 9:32 AM
Glad I'm not the only one who is creeped out by the Corey Haim/Jay resemblance.
3 of 7 | Posted by taters | Posted on June 10, 2008 9:53 AM
I think she is probably the most boring person in real life and will end up getting dump by her next contestant as well. It's all an act!
4 of 7 | Posted by menomor3 | Posted on June 10, 2008 10:29 AM
Glad you guys liked the recap.
Can't wait for next week! I'm expecting most of these people's families (like Jay's mother, clearly) to be pretty trashy, but I always like to be surprised in these situations. What if Christy's mother is a brain surgeon? Or Bo's father is a lawyer?
Yeah, I can't picture it either.
5 of 7 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on June 10, 2008 1:48 PM
I am just so glad that lisa is finally gone! anyone notice that obnoxious smooching sound she made when she kissed tila after the fight where she stormed out? she made the same damn sound when she got her key! GOD! so annoying...
6 of 7 | Posted by escape(ism)artist | Posted on June 10, 2008 2:55 PM
Ugh. Trainwreck-- cannot turn away hence why I still watch this. haha.
But seriously, Tila's voice when she TRIES to sound excited annoys the heck outta me. "Here's to a SSSHAWWWWT AT LUHHHV!" Ughhhhh.
I thought George's exit was hilarious-- I feel bad for the guy, but it's just so funny because he must have really mustered up the courage to "tell Tila off"...
7 of 7 | Posted by Kattyness | Posted on June 16, 2008 1:05 PM