Well gasmii, we've gotten down to our last three contestants on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA - Bo, Kristy, and Brittany. Now that it's so close to the end, Tila's really going to need to do some deep thinking. After all, she's had her heart broken once and if she chooses the wrong person, she runs the risk of having it broken again. So, to make the smart, correct choice, she decides to whisk them away to Mexico, where she can really get to know what's inside each of them and take a deep look into their souls.
Or just have them blow up a condom by humping a pump.
The crew arrives to their very nice resort in Cancun, and immediately head to the pool for some goofing off. They then move on to a nicely prepared meal and begin some babble about relationships, but Bobo doesn't like talking about anything besides 1)football 2)hot chicks 3)how pretty he is. So, he begins to zone out and Tila is disappointed.
(Internal monologue)"I can't wait to see how I'll look once this tan settles in."
Bo admits that he feels a little awkward when it's not just him and Tila, but he doesn't make it any better for himself by sitting and pouting. Speaking of sitting and pouting, Tila's next activity is an afternoon of jet skis, but Bobo can only kayak and he throws a temper tantrum over it. THe girls, meanwhile have a blast racing and laugh knowingly about what a baby Bobo's being.
The saddest douchebag in Cancun (and that's saying something!)
Bo really hurt himself with all this whining. Tila is trying to get him to not be upset about it, but Bo goes off and admits that he's angry the girls had so much fun. I guess coaching all of those 15 and 16 year olds makes him act like one. Tila agrees and says that it's a "terrible way to start a vacation."
"Go get a juice box and shut the hell up."
After the drama with Bobo, Tila can't help but to throw a challenge with sexual undertones. This one's called "The Condom Blow-Up Race", and it goes as follows - the three of them have to dive into the pool, open up a condom, and blow it up by humping a bicycle pump. The winner is the one who does it the sexiest. Since Howie Mandel already cornered the market on latex blow-up jokes in the 80's, I'll let the picture speak for itself.
She's been doing this for years - calls it fu@$in the pumpkin.
After bellowing "I'm about to blow" mid-hump, Brittany pulls off the win. Because Brittany won the challenge, she gets to pick night 1,2, or 3 with Tila, and goes with night 2. I remember hearing in a psych class that you never want to be in the middle when being interviewed, because people remember the first and last few interviews more than the ones in between. And in a way, I guess you could call this a job interview.
I have a feeling keeping her happy involves more work than pleasure.
Bo gets the first night with Tila and Kristy gets the last one, so it's a good opportunity for him to nip in the bud the fact that he was such a baby earlier in the day. Tila says that before the date she's "a little turned off by the way he was acting," and wanted to get to it right away. Bo beats her to the punch and apologizes right away and after Tila has a good cry, he says that if he could go back he'd "kayak until the sun came down." For some reason, this gets Tila turned on and she goes in for the kill.
"Talking about watersports gets me wet." (rimshot)
Brittany and Kristy are back in their rooms upset that Bobo's getting action in spite of the fact that he is a "doofus". Somewhere in a Detroit motorhome, Chad is nodding his head in agreement. Bobo, nonetheless, looks like he's gonna score a touchdown as Tila takes him back in the room for some off-camera getting busy time. Meanwhile, Kristy and Brittany are bored and decide to go skinny dipping. The two of them really seem to like hanging out and it makes me wonder if they're attracted to one another.
The most successful couple in Tila Tequila history?
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Comments (2)
You know, a show like this is like the last fews days of the end of a school year with a teacher who just hated your guts the whole while...that clock sure does click slowly, don't it?
I keep wondering about Christy's butt. I mean, they don't ever really show it, but from the glimpses they give, it looks like it deformed or something. I mean, the rest of her looks just great. But that ass...
Well, it's still better than Bobo.
I have come to despise Tila Tequila and hope she fades into obscurity sooner than later.
Big props to Hayhor for suffering through this for the rest of us.
1 of 2 | Posted by itchy | Posted on June 24, 2008 11:47 AM
I second Itchy's last 2 comments. I actually stopped watching mid-get-a-tattoo-for-me, but still love the recaps.
The vivid video reference & caption was priceless.
After all this time invested, I should care, but I can't say that I do about who wins! Here's to the eventual reunion show ...
2 of 2 | Posted by chelle | Posted on June 24, 2008 12:06 PM