Unfortunately, we have to see almost all of the other houseguests besides Sirbrina (luckily, Kyle saw the footage of himself on the show and was much too embarrassed to attend the reunion, and Christian is passed out in a dumpster, or as they call it in Colombia, "dormido en un safacon!"). This includes, as follows:

Chris, the guy who stripped in a cop suit and rubbed his junk in Tila's face. He's blowing a kiss to the clientele he's picked up since that incident.

Matt. You can pop all the collars you want, it doesn't make you any less boring.

Remember Mason? He does steroids and eats pussy now. Yes, he's been hanging out with Lisa.

Ryan. Of all the meatheads in the house I respect you most, Ryan. You simply didn't care or pretend to care about Tila - props.

Nick, who after getting naked and literally putting his dick in a box on episode 1, feels pretty good about being there.

Glad to know some things are consistent. Jeremy's still sporting a mohwak and making people feel uncomfortable.

There go Dominic and Greg, gloating about their latest DP.

Cute blouse Georgie

Scotty, like Matt above, makes any and all efforts to hide the fact that he's painfully boring.

What can be said about Jay that hasn't already been said about him? Hmmmmm. Yeah, I'm just gonna go with the tried and true, your mom and stepmom made out and showed their tits at dinner on television.

Seeing V reminds me of the "talent show" during the first night, when there was no mention of her at any other point in the show, and because her name (or letter) was in quotes, I assumed it was Glitter playing a character on stage. Glitter, doing poetry. HA.

Fame's last taste of her name has come with this reunion special.

Rada, the Ukranian chick who was let go in episode 1. She and Matt have been exchanging fashion advice.

Tarra, another castoff from episode 1. She's like a demure version of Glitter, which is the same thing as saying Michelle Malkin is a demure version of Ann Coulter.

Janny, who after being kicked off episode 1, suffered a sad head injury in a collision with Grimace.

Tashi the stalker, who was a little too into Tila. On the bright side, at least you have front seats to the show!

Michelle, the Masshole who starts screaming Boston as soon as she's called out. Word of advice - as Jay does, do the opposite.

Sirbrina, who to Tila was worthy of a hit it and quit it, and nothing else.

Lauryn who, like the rest of the Tila watching world, has trouble remembering when she was on the show.

Serenity, an Army Private who got told to get the eff out of Tila's house the first night for making out with...

....Lili. Seriously, they need to put these two in a house, tape it, and use it to torture America's enemies. Or at the very least, have Lili try her psycho babble on Guantanamo Detainees.

Lisa, who is suffering from dehydration on account of her hormone pills.

Brittany, who should consider trading shirts with George. Only because I think George's top would look better on her, and the gold ruffled sleeveless shirt would probably look better on Georgie. If only I were better at photoshop.

and finally Glitter. Gliter is still carrying around that stupid frog - I bet if we sliced that thing open a ton of black tar heroin would come out.

Meanwhile, Chad is being held backstage by a couple of PAs in a soon to be purchased by yours truly t-shirt. Just kidding, but I would've back in my frattier days.

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