After a quick break, some footage is shown of Jay apologizing to Bo for what happened. Jay gets embarrassed, and when he tells Chad he didn't really think it was a cheap shot, Chad glances him off. Jay starts to tear up a bit and his heart starts racing - fights between couples can be so exhausting.
Wangbone? Please?
Bo comes out and according to Stout, nearly breaks his hand saying hello. They ask everyone what it is about Bo that got under their skin, and Lisa answers that Bo was in love with Tila the celebrity, not Tila the person. I didn't think she was a person, so I don't really follow. Nonetheless, Ryan then tells Bo that he had respect for him up until now, since Bo hasn't done anything about Chad saying stuff about his mother. Bo of course flips out and waits for someone to hold him back.
"Anytime you're ready guys."
It basically turns into Bo attacking the cage that Chad is being held in (literally), and Wangbone Security holding him back. Chad keeps talking shit about Bo's mother, Bo keeps running at the cage, and so on and so forth. That is, until Chad jumps to the top of the cage and starts saying he'll "spider monkey his ass." Chad, you've farted on television, shown your dick on tv, sent some douchebag to the hospital, and are now spidermonkeying. Do you seriously want to be doing this with your life?
And to make matters worse, you frost your tips, you fucking cheeseball!
After a break, it seems Chad has been escorted off the soundstage, and Bo has stuck around. Bo says he was going to be the bigger man up until Chad brought Bo's mom into it, but we all know it was really the fact that he had to do something after Ryan called him out. Wouldn't the mature thing to do in that situation be to simply say to Chad, "look you can say all the douchebaggy things you want, but I know my mother's a great person. You, on the other hand, will wither away after this show installing floors and living a sad, paycheck to paycheck life in Detroit, one of the most depressing sounding places in the world."
"Huh?"
Soon after, it's finally time for Kristy to come out, and she looks pretty good. Reason being that for once, her face isn't glowing bright red. She and Bo make boring conversation, so Stout takes it over to Sirbrina who's got a good story. Not sure if any of you guys out there saw it in the news, but two girls were asked to leave a Seattle Mariners game for kissing in public. It was Sirbrina and a date, and after she refused, it became a huge national gay issue. Because this show has an ability to hoe everything up, Brittany said that instead of getting kicked out for pecking, they should have gotten kicked out for a big juicy kiss.
Hell they should make it a part of the 7th inning stretch.
After a clip reel of Bo and Kristy's time in the house, they go straight to the most interesting thing about Kristy, her unreal badonkadonk. Kristy asks Stout to come and take a big handful of it to prove it's real. Stout gleefully agrees and uncomfortably grabs it for a long time. For some reason, Kristy's totally ok with it.
Motorboard later?
Alright Tila lovers - tonight's the night we see who's gonna be given a SHOT AT LOVE - dumb Bobo or hoeish Kristy? The anticipation's killing me (just kidding, either way they won't be together in two weeks). Until then!
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Comments (8)
Nice recap. I was surprised Chad wasn't locked up... and even surprised that it was possible for my opinion of him to go even lower (when he talked trash about Bo's mom). I did enjoy when he (rightfully) scorned Jay's faces. And I grudgingly respect that he does, indeed, back up the tough talk (I'd prefer everyone just stop the tough talk - can't we just all get along? - but then the music industry would fail and further weaken the economy.)
Don't care who Tila (or the producers) end up picking. Does anyone... really... care?
1 of 8 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on July 1, 2008 9:20 AM
While Bo was trying to fight Chad he said that he had nothing left to lose. This makes me think he lost his shot of love to Kristy.
2 of 8 | Posted by menomor3 | Posted on July 1, 2008 9:58 AM
I think she or the producers pick Kristy since she went with a guy last time.
3 of 8 | Posted by Lnnc92 | Posted on July 1, 2008 10:13 AM
I get the feeling the 'nothing left to lose' comment is a red herring--it would have been easily enough to edit it out.
I get the feeling that most of what happened during the show was set up, and these clowns were simply following a script. Especially the part about Ryan calling Bo out...pure setup.
This 'reunion' show definitely sinks the entire concept to new and deeply profound depths of utter stupidity. Anyone see the move Idiocracy?
No question about it, though, that Chad clown is a repressed homosexual. And an idiot. Quite the combination, eh?
Oh, and Christy kept yelling at the guy to squeeze her butt.
4 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on July 1, 2008 2:35 PM
Hey guys,
Glitter alone makes this thing a train wreck. Strippers should never have a forum on any sort of television except for episodes of Real Sex and Taxicab confessions.
Either way, tonight is gonna be terribly anticlimactic. Seriously no one cares. So I don't blame you for not reading next week. But I hope you do. Thanks for reading!!!!!
5 of 8 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on July 1, 2008 3:28 PM
that teary eyed pic of jay is about the best freeze frame of this season!
6 of 8 | Posted by shakeitkatie | Posted on July 1, 2008 6:07 PM
I just watched the season finale. And while waiting for Hayhor's recap (better hurry, this thing gets stale fast):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
7 of 8 | Posted by itchy | Posted on July 2, 2008 11:16 PM
Itchy:
I completely agree, but would also recommend FFing the first 30 min (AKA the boring filler).
Most I've laughed in a LONG time. :)
8 of 8 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on July 3, 2008 8:18 AM