FUNNY RECAP! GOod job.
I was so sad to see Guido go! I really wanted to meet his "italian" family. Am I the only one or has Tila never actually made out with Guido throughout the entire show? Tell me if I'm wrong.
Next episode looks awesome.

Now that I think about it I don't remember Tila ever making out with Guido. Trippy. If she was truly looking for love, I wonder why she kept him so long? I mean, she had to have known she wasn't sexually attracted to him from a while ago.

Love to hear your Turkey day went as "normal" as mine, LoLo. It consisted of my older sister calling the entire family a bunch of cheap asshole bastards and refusing to bring my nieces to dinner at my mother's. What caused this you may ask? In her opinion the turkey wasn't big enough and "...who the fuck eats ham for Thanksgiving..."

I heart the holidays.

I love this show so much, but the recaps are a close second. In the meantime, I feel like Dani is most definitely in the lead and everyone on the show simply can't see it. Is it her androgyny that makes her invisible to everyone but Tila? Also, in total Mtv editing fashion, it sounded like in this episode Tila was dubbed in saying that Dani is "the best of both worlds." Foreshadowing much?

Since I can't post a URL in the comments, I thought I would point you to the direction of dlisted.com, LoLo. Apparently MTV has sent out a casting notice "for a new show called "That's Amore!" The show will star Domeico Nessi who was recently booted from A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila."

More Italy Speedo? Sweet.

I think Dani is under the radar because the others don't get to see all the intimate scenes we do.

I think it totally makes sense that Guido was written off early to work on a spin off.

He clearly was being kept around for some reason not related to chemistry.

He may have inked the new deal even before Tila started taping.

I don't think Guido is a "real" person - just an actor playing a character.

Absolutely LOVED the photo captions ... I agree with Fire@Will about Dani being discounted (or perhaps they don't want to see her as a threat?)

Although Guido was entertaining in this context, I don't know if he's got enough to support an entire show ... ??? Guess we will see!

Great recap :)

Sorry to hear about your interesting holidays, Lolo. But your recap was hilarious; definitely the highlight of my day!

This may sound stupid, but maybe the guys aren't worried about Dani cause she's not totally masculine competition and the girls aren't worried because she's not total female competition. But then again, I think that's why she is the main competition.

Also, I really don't see what Tila sees in Ryan. They seem to have no chemistry, which isn't surprising. At least Guido would've been entertaining!

Anyway, keep up the great recaps. Can't wait till tomorrow's episode!

I'm sure that Guido was kept around for the drama factor, but then a part of me knows that this show is sooo low budget anyway (have you seen the message in a bottles are either in Tila's or some random person's messy handwriting and not printed like on other shows??) that if Guido truly is from Milan the production team wasn't going to pay the $$ to fly them to Italy. I don't think Southwest does transcontinental flights.

I think your recaps are great, but just one thing: I don't understand the hate on Domenico's "size." I understand that him putting himself out there by wearing skimpy things makes himself open to be a target, but for a white man, Domenico is right on par, or about average size down there. I don't know if Lolo is a black woman or what her experience level is, but judging from the bulge in his pants, Domenico is about what most white men are.

Hey guys! Thanks for reading, and for the great comments as always! I hope to have this week's recap up sometime tomorrow.

Uglycutie, your Thanksgiving story totally cracked me up. That's something I could see going down in my family as well.

I do think Guido was kept around partly by producers, but I also suspect that Tila kept him around because he entertained her. From what I can tell, she's been pretty set on Bobby as her top boy for a long time now, so why not keep around the goofy kid that makes her laugh over some cheeseball that's going to maul and bore her?

LeeH -- thanks for the info! I'm not surprised that he's getting a spin-off, but that definitely made my day :) I also wonder if he's really strong enough to carry his own show, Chelle... but you know I'll be watching regardless!

And Seraphmoon -- I didn't mean to give the impression that I was hating on Guido's size, or on him in general. It just amuses me that he flaunts himself and talks about himself so often, as if he's the second coming (no pun intended) of Dirk Diggler. He does look normal from the fleeting glances I send in that direction, but from the way he talks you'd think there was a Boeing 777 in his pants. That's all :)