Your screencaps are the funniest...as is your recap.

I'm still laughing over the
"pop quiz, hot shot."

How could you not mention that during the swimming with dolphins thing Amanda's underpants fell off while the the back-ground music sang, "They can't take away my dignity!?" Best use of music ever!

Great screencaps as usual- and great recap.

Dani sooo has this thing in the bag.

I don't really follow this show, so I don't faithfully read the recaps, but I just wanted to echo the above posters' sentiment about your screenshot selections & caption writing. Dani's faces are priceless...

I don't want to embarrass my recappers, so if there's any way you could just offer some sort of blanket tutorial with mandatory attendance for every new & current recapper, that would be fab.

Kudos!

Great recap, I have to agree that Dani is way to good for this show and Tila. Am I the only one who thinks Tila is really unattractive? Her mouth looks like its caving in and she really has a bland personality. I dont see the appeal in this troll at all.

No, I think Tila is way unattractive as well. She has such an unusually large head! Great recap though! I don't know...I still think she'll choose Bobby!

Simon Says!!! Oh my God, I'm laughing and laughing.
Great recap. I can't wait to see the swill Mtv puts on after this gem of a show ends.

Did anyone else notice that New Kids on the Block was playing in the background during Tila and Dannys date? Nope, I'm the only loser? Either way, it cracked me up.

I agree..Tila is not attractive. Her eyeliner is very bad. Someone should show her how to fix that! I think she will pick Dani. Do I think she is good enough for either of them? NO? I think she will get bored with them. Neither one is a party hard person like she claims to be, so I think that is a big difference that they have. She should have picked someone who is a lot like her. I can't wait to see who she picks and can't wait to see the reunion show to see if they will still be together. I think this is some crazy way for her to increase her celebrity wanna-be ass.
She sucks!!

hahha.....I love the Three's Company reference. The new Chrissy, Jack and Janet.

I think Tila is cute...but she kinda talks weird. If you notice her jaw always moves to the side when she talks, kinda like how Bobby Brown talks. Umm, crack?

Great recapper - agreed!

Dani will be chosen, unless the O.J. jury makes the selection.

Bobby and Amanda were already a tie for distant "who cares - certainly not Tila"?

Dani or Bobby - the relationship won't last (join the "Free Dani!" movement now).

America loves Dani. (Now THERE is a show idea - with the overwhelming affection people have shown here, why not?)

"Other things that happened in Bobby's life, Gigle, McRib Sandwiches, and Popozao" LoLo you rock my world!

Bobby was such an idiot this episode (not that he isn't usually) I found myself wondering how old he is - if someone told me he was like 17 - I wouldn't be surprised!!

Oh and I totally agree about that scene where Mandy's bottoms came off - freaking HILARIOUS! Poor dolphins they so did not need to see that!

I know there are rumblings about Tila maybe faking the whole thing for publicity or whatever - but I really felt like her tears when she was having dinner w/Dani were real - I mean, maybe she was crying because she likes Dani, or maybe she feels guilty about pretending to give a rats ass when she doesn't or maybe she realized how fugly her tatoos are? Whatever way you look at it, they seemed like real tears to me -

And seriously - Which one is Dani?

carmelicious: That was funny! I forgot she had fugly tatoos!

so i watched the shot at love hangover show this weekend and it turns out amanda is just under 5'9! the people on that show must be super short or something bc with heels shed probably be around 6'0ish...

"The ladies walk in, and Bobby snarks that it's a little gross to stroll up to the breakfast table with your panties in your hand. Okay, I'll give him that one - that was not the type of cream he wanted for his morning coffee."

God, GAG! That caught me off guard. I'm sooo not eating for the rest of the day..... awesome recap though!