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Meanwhile, Tila announces to everyone within earshot that Eddie is a proud v-card toting member. Pamela Amanda can't believe it, and patronizingly calls him adorable and then tells us Eddie plays Aladdin at Disneyland. That actually explains a lot. Aladdin was such a closet case, he totally was feeling Genie more than Jasmine, come on. Since Eddie's hot and hasn't said anything about waiting for marriage or anything like that, I think he may be the perfect Aladdin if you catch my drift. Tila asks if Pamela Amanda would want to sleep with Eddie, and a horrified Pamela Amanda is like, omg no, gross, before quickly apologizing for being mean. Hey, at least she's honest.

Which is more than I can say about Tranny Vanny. Hanging out with Bobby and club promoter Steven (from Dothan, Alabama, population 58,525 and a kick ass website), TV tells them she thinks they're the hottest guys, then tells us that she's going to use her sex appeal to get the guys to like her then get rid of them. Steven, who calls himself a perfect 10, thinks he can make it happen with any girl. As much as I don't like TV, it'd be hilarious if she got him to make a pass at her to get him eliminated.

Time for the competition! Tila tells the guys that they need to walk a mile in women's high-heeled shoes. Pizza boy Michael isn't too worried, since he's worn heels before with his sister. And made out with her on his momma's couch. In Kentucky evidently. Perfect 10 Steven jams his perfect foot in some pumps and quickly learns a lesson all of us ladies know - open-toed heels are much more comfortable. Normal Alex (who had just told us he would never be caught on camera in heels) and Bobby rock the runway, and Rob nearly kills himself trying to do the splits in some pink, fluffy stilettos. Guido, as expected, looks more comfortable in heels than any of the lesbians, and merrily prances down the runway. The Professor makes his students proud by stripping down to his tighty-whities for his trip down the red carpet. On his turn, Marcus successfully (dammit) completes a back flip. I was really hoping for him to land on his head, repeating what he surely experienced as a baby. Marcus then exposes himself to the ladies who hide their faces in horror. Pamela Amanda, in particular, is traumatized.

This one speaks for itself.

For the ladies' challenge, all the lesbians have to do is complete 20 pushups while the guys stand around and enjoy the view of the butt floss. It's pretty easy for them to all complete, and Rob suggests that they should have to piss standing up instead. I would totally be down for that. Another challenge I would like to see: the guys inserting tampons. As the girls stand around and congratulate themselves afterwards, douchebag Marcus darts forward and slaps Easy Sara on the ass. Pissed, Easy Sara tells Pamela Amanda, who immediately begins calling Marcus out for being an insufferable waste of space. Tila gets wind of the drama, and Marcus denies the accusations at first before admitting that he "patted" it, as in "good job." He's so going home.

The third competition involves a foam party. Tila, staring oddly straight ahead, announces there are three poker chips hidden in the foam, granting each finder some alone time with her before elimination. Now for those of you who don't know what a foam party is, it's basically filling an enclosed space with bubbles and then running around in it, getting soaked and rubbing on other people. Not like I know from experience. Everyone dives in, crawling around on their hands and knees in search of the chips. Skunkhead Grace really wants a chip, and tells us that she thinks she's hanging by a thread, and pizza boy Michael admits that he wasn't even looking, since he was just hoping to touch someone else's boobs than his sister's.

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